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First World Problems

Fbjm · 2012-05-19 07:59:59

Don't know if this has been done before, but I thought it'd be a good idea to have a thread where we can post any and all of the first world problems we're currently going through. I'll start: My dad bought me a very big breakfast before my exam today and now I'm far too full and feel a bit bloated.

19-05-2012 08:59AM

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Don't know if this has been done before, but I thought it'd be a good idea to have a thread where we can post any and all of the first world problems we're currently going through.

I'll start: My dad bought me a very big breakfast before my exam today and now I'm far too full and feel a bit bloated.

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#2 19-05-2012 09:06AM

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I have to go get my hair done but had gone back to bed for a snooze and now I'm too tired to get back up.

Oh, and good luck in the exam!

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#3 19-05-2012 09:20AM

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My diamond shoes are too tight and my 500 euro notes don't fit in my wallet without folding them.

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#4 19-05-2012 09:21AM

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#5 19-05-2012 09:22AM

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Scumbag Siri just woke me up:mad:

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#6 19-05-2012 09:23AM

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I'm running out of cans of beer and currently have no access to an off licence unless I drink drive at noon, its cup final day and I've got to stay loaded.

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#7 19-05-2012 09:23AM

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My cat wont eat the caviar I bought her

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#8 19-05-2012 09:26AM

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Yerss, it's bin dun B4. Inability to use the Search function = classic Boards FWP.

You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.
―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray

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#9 19-05-2012 11:25AM

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bnt wrote: »

Yerss, it's bin dun B4. Inability to use the Search function = classic Boards FWP.

According to that link, it's been over seven months. I did search but it's been a while :pac:

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#10 19-05-2012 11:28AM

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Fbjm wrote: »

Don't know if this has been done before

It has.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=74940259

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=73953535

Browsing After Hours is like a dejavu recently.

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#11 19-05-2012 11:31AM

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Old Tom wrote: »

It has.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=74940259

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=73953535

Browsing After Hours is like a dejavu recently.

You're new here. Most topics except current events have been done before.

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#12 19-05-2012 11:32AM

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Fbjm wrote: »

According to that link, it's been over seven months. I did search but it's been a while :pac:

We has long memories around these parts, stranger. How about a Merge?

You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.
―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray

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#13 19-05-2012 11:37AM

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Canis Lupus wrote: »

You're new here.

I'm here since about 2005-2006 and I can see that recently people ran out of ideas. Not that I care, just sayin... :rolleyes:

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#14 19-05-2012 11:43AM

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Old Tom wrote: »

I'm here since about 2005-2006 and I can see that recently people ran out of ideas. Not that I care, just sayin... :rolleyes:

You didn't like the remake of the Karate Kid, did you?

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#15 19-05-2012 11:44AM

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You didn't like the remake of the Karate Kid, did you?

Whatever...

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#16 19-05-2012 11:49AM

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The recession is a 1st world problem.

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#17 19-05-2012 11:55AM

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Crying over vaguely similar thread topics which or may not have been posted before is most definitely a first world problem.

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#18 19-05-2012 12:11PM

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Old Tom wrote: »

Whatever...

Indifferent? Yes I felt the same about that particular movie.

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Pink or brown?

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#20 19-05-2012 12:18PM

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Being terribly bored because I've finished the list of exams I need to study for. Life just isn't as exciting when you aren't spending your days frantically trying to cram a year's worth of material in a few weeks.

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Being annoyed because you read something in the paper about the Government.

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#22 20-05-2012 02:02AM

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the damn government is only giving me 180 Euros a week to sit on my ass and do noting, I mean I can only go out and get hammered once a week.

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#23 20-05-2012 03:57AM

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#24 20-05-2012 04:04AM

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technically , we are the second world.....

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#25 20-05-2012 04:43AM

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#26 20-05-2012 06:06AM

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Here's a 1st world problem, a man protesting an "all you can eat" offer because he couldn't stop fùcking eating:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czq_QIUQIRY

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#27 20-05-2012 07:10AM

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Duggy747 wrote: »

Here's a 1st world problem, a man protesting an "all you can eat" offer because he couldn't stop fùcking eating:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czq_QIUQIRY

They shod force feed him until he explodes, like in seven

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#28 20-05-2012 09:40AM

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Duggy747 wrote: »

Here's a 1st world problem, a man protesting an "all you can eat" offer because he couldn't stop fùcking eating:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czq_QIUQIRY

The TV girl is hot.
And I'd do the waitress too.

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#29 20-05-2012 10:43AM

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Not being able to buy a new car every year for the new reg anymore, I get by, you have your good days and your bad days but its definitely getting easier to deal with the social isolation, eggs being thrown at my car the constant slander but I stay strong.

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#30 20-05-2012 11:48AM

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corktina wrote: »

technically , we are the second world.....

Pretty sure we stopped being second world round the 1920s.

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#31 20-05-2012 11:49AM

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This whole joke gets on my nerves in a big way.

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