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Whats your Disorder ?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 79 ✭✭Trash Ninja


    uch wrote: »
    Is that you, Locky Locky?

    Yes it is I Locky Locky! Your friend.

    Now kill Enda!

    Do it! Do it now!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 62 ✭✭FreddysFace


    cesc77 wrote: »
    ffs you thanked the post already....


    Flirting and getting horny in AH is dangerous,dangerous I tell ye

    *orders morning after pill and hates self*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    There's a book.

    It's called the DSM

    The Diagnostic Statistic Manual.

    It's the psychiatric bible.

    And if you (in fact anybody) reads it: You'll find at least 12 mental illnesses you're suffering from.

    Point is: If you can generally get on with life = you're ok.

    If you're looking for some greater meaning = become religious.

    Doesn't matter which religion, all imaginary friends are the same.

    they really shouldnt tell people what their 'disorders' are, they should just keep it in their notes and let the patients be if they are coping ok. labels sicken me for that reason. their nice, but in the wrong hands and time they are very dangerous. statistics are great for if you want to figure out how much in claims you are likely to pay out this year in health insurance. stats are the new god. there is only one stat which matters. 50/50 you will or you wont :mad:

    you are statistically unlikely to get run over by a bus tomorrow, but tell that to the guy on life support machine who got hit by a bus ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭Mance Rayder


    *orders morning after pill and hates self*

    I feel so used.:mad:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 62 ✭✭FreddysFace


    I feel so used.:mad:

    You were crap too


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭Mance Rayder


    You were crap too
    Yeah well I never was much of an actor.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    There's a book.

    It's called the DSM

    The Diagnostic Statistic Manual.

    It's the psychiatric bible.

    And if you (in fact anybody) reads it: You'll find at least 12 mental illnesses you're suffering from.

    Point is: If you can generally get on with life = you're ok.

    If you're looking for some greater meaning = become religious.

    Doesn't matter which religion, all imaginary friends are the same.


    You sure have an annoying way of getting your point across.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Aphex


    I get this wierd feeling every night of getting more and more tired, my eyes get heavy and then I just black out, it's not until many hours later when it's bright in the morning that I am able to open my eyes again, I remember nothing while this happens, I'm going to call it heavy eye syndrome. :(

    Lucky you! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_familial_insomnia :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    You sure have an annoying way of getting your point across.

    truth hurts ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    Aphex wrote: »

    jesus! :eek: :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 79 ✭✭Trash Ninja


    IM0 wrote: »
    they really shouldnt tell people what their 'disorders' are, they should just keep it in their notes and let the patients be if they are coping ok.;)

    Unfortunately it's a symbiotic relationship.

    The patient goes to the doctor looking for a diagnosis. They want to know what's wrong with them. They demand it.

    Conversely, the doctor (or shrink) is defined by being a master of diagnosis. They feel the need to appear to know everything, even if they don't. They come from a position of authority, even if they're wrong.

    And people who believe they're an authority hate even the hint of being wrong. If you don't believe me, try arguing with a Gard.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭cesc77


    *orders morning after pill and hates self*

    advice taken,I see.


    Dont know what the fcuk you are....man,woman,other


    hate internets:mad:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 62 ✭✭FreddysFace


    cesc77 wrote: »
    advice taken,I see.


    Dont know what the fcuk you are....man,woman,other


    hate internets:mad:


    :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    I have add and mild dyslexia.
    Sensory processing disorder, but that's part of the add.
    Also regular various anxiety disorders, bouts of depression, insomnia and hypersomnia.
    And I have pmdd, and chronic pid, but I think that's classed as a disease.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,341 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    I have a disorderly disorder (I'm a messy git)


  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Dyspraxia and anxiety. But you wouldn't suspect either if you ever met me - I'm quite good at hiding it when need be.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,204 ✭✭✭FoxT


    I am ill conditioned, non-linear, and unstable above 4kHz.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 62 ✭✭FreddysFace


    Dyspraxia and anxiety. But you wouldn't suspect either if you ever met me - I'm quite good at hiding it when need be.

    whats dyspraxia?


  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    This is dyspraxia.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    whats dyspraxia?

    Similar symptoms of dyslexia, but instead of difficulty with reading etc it's difficulty with fine/gross motor skills (my son has it)


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 62 ✭✭FreddysFace


    This is dyspraxia.


    Ok, you have it bad, or is it manageable?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    FoxT wrote: »
    I am ill conditioned, non-linear, and unstable above 4kHz.

    are you playing the what am I game show going for gold I think it was called.. BBC in the 90's


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 12,561 Mod ✭✭✭✭byhookorbycrook


    MS,lichenoid planar pemhigoitus.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 62 ✭✭FreddysFace


    Similar symptoms of dyslexia, but instead of difficulty with reading etc it's difficulty with fine/gross motor skills (my son has it)

    Hope your boy kicking ass flutterflye


  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Similar symptoms of dyslexia, but instead of difficulty with reading etc it's difficulty with fine/gross motor skills (my son has it)

    There can be some aspect of dyslexia though - sometimes when I'm reading, while the words make perfect sense, when I read them aloud, they might get mixed up or I might get confused in what they mean. Another aspect of it, I've noticed, is getting genders mixed up. Like I might say "he talked to her" rather than "she talked to him", without realizing.

    Ok, you have it bad, or is it manageable?

    Well, I can't really comment on whether I have it bad or not, because I've nothing to compare it against. It just means some things can be rather difficult for me - like juggling would be a near-impossible task for me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,035 ✭✭✭uch


    Yes it is I Locky Locky! Your friend.

    Now kill Enda!

    Do it! Do it now!


    OK TN, just killed him with a Hoover pipe, but I don't know why you wanted me to kill my cat!

    22/25



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 79 ✭✭Trash Ninja


    uch wrote: »
    OK TN, just killed him with a Hoover pipe, but I don't know why you wanted me to kill my cat!

    It was trying to steal your breath while you sleeping. Duhhh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,630 ✭✭✭Oracle


    I have a type of Drapetomania, the name given to a mental illness, that caused black slaves to flee captivity. I have the version which causes me to want to escape wage slavery.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    There can be some aspect of dyslexia though - sometimes when I'm reading, while the words make perfect sense, when I read them aloud, they might get mixed up or I might get confused in what they mean. Another aspect of it, I've noticed, is getting genders mixed up. Like I might say "he talked to her" rather than "she talked to him", without realizing.

    Yeah, same with me and my add - they say I have mild dyslexia, but I think it's just part of the add.
    I mix up things like that often too.
    And I wish my brain had a spell check!
    The worst thing for me though is finding words - I can never think of basic words - they're at the tip of my tongue, but I can't remember them, and then there's my useless short term memory! Ah, the list goes on!!

    My son though has the opposite, he apparently has hyperlexia, which is where he has an amazing reading ability - he taught himself to read and write aged 3, and now at 8, he's in the top spelling percentile in the country.
    He has major problems in other areas though.


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  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    It can get really awkward sometimes - like exams were usually quite difficult for me, because I could never hold a pen properly, so I would get extraordinarily bad cramps/aches when I was writing a lot. Memory is also a major problem I find too.


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