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Nincompoopish/ditzy behaviour.

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  • #62
    orchidsrpretty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,153 ✭✭✭orchidsrpretty


    I have a really annoying habit of taking car keys out of the ignition putting them in my suitcase like hand bag, getting out of the car and spending the next ten minutes rooting for the keys so I can lock the door. It drives me crazy but I can't seem to break the habit.:(

    Was in wexford town a few weeks ago walking down the pedestrian road admiring myself in the shops windows and walked straight into one of those metal bollard things. It was exactly the same height as my crotch. Ouch, I was so embarrassed. But in the plus side I can now confirm that yes, I am dangerously good looking:)


  • #63
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 1,539 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    More than once I've been looking for my glasses while wearing them.

    Thats because you're a stupid head.


  • #64
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Got into the passenger seat of my own car. Had the door closed n all before I realised :/


  • #65
    Battered Mars Bar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 672 ✭✭✭Battered Mars Bar


    That thing people do, where they're walking along and suddenly realise they're going in the wrong direction. Queue the over animated look of realisation, perhaps even a tut and a murmer before turning incase people think you're crazy for suddenly stopping and turning around.

    Other variations are pulling out the mobile for a pretend text, make it look like someone else is to blame.

    Ah yes.


  • #66
    cynder
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,128 ✭✭✭cynder


    Put the coffee jar in the freezer. Put t-shirt on inside out. I Knocked over a bunch of pens on a desk in specsavers and said' should have went to specsavers'. I don't wear glasss I was getting them for my daughter.

    Made my self a cup of gravy instead of a cup of coffee.


    Walked into a sigh post in town, don't know how I didn't see it, it was massive.

    I've forgotten put oven gloves on and took out the hot tray with my hand - ouchies...


    I number of times I've forgotten to lock the house, once I even left the door wide open and drove off. I arrived home and had no recollection of leaving the door open, got to the point I thought the house was haunted, but no it's me leaving the doors unlocked.


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  • #67
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,046 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    About 6 months ago and after only 3/4 beers, I was trying to light my cigarette for a while when my best friend here bursts out laughin.. Didn't even have a fag in my mouth.


  • #68
    jaffacakesyum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭jaffacakesyum


    Pissing myself laughing at this thread!! I'm bad but not as funny as some of the stories on here :D

    I do the old 'apologising to inanimate objects' thing too, which is probably the most embarrassing :o


  • #69
    zef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 947 ✭✭✭zef


    I get my cats name and my sons name mixed up occasionally.


  • #70
    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,036 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    I threw a whispa bar wrapper in the toilet this morning :(


  • #71
    Laika1986
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 620 ✭✭✭Laika1986


    I was working on tills in a busy shop a couple years ago and liverpool we're playing chelsea, my mate text me when the pool went one up. Instead of shouting "Next Please" I shouted "One nil"


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