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Answer a question, then ask one! (v.2)

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    HazDanz wrote: »
    Do you have a confidant?

    No Sir.

    Do you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    jammstarr wrote: »
    No Sir.

    Do you?

    No. Trust issues I guess.

    Have you ever flown a kite?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    HazDanz wrote: »
    Have you ever flown a kite?

    I remember having cheap pound shop kites however I don't think I ever successfully flying them.

    Do you have any nerd hobbies?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    Yes.


    Have you ever fed ducks?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    No

    Ever had a conversation with someone with very bad breath?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    Yes.


    Have you ever fed ducks?

    Yes, many times.

    Do you have a hectic lifestyle?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    Kojak wrote: »
    Ever had a conversation with someone with very bad breath?

    Yes Sir. She was gorgeous too which was a total killer.

    Do you trust killer whales?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    jammstarr wrote: »
    Yes Sir. She was gorgeous too which was a total killer.

    Do you trust killer whales?

    No, they are too intelligent.

    Do you know how to play chess?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    HazDanz wrote: »
    Do you know how to play chess?

    Kinda, I know most of the moves.

    Do you have a hectic lifestyle?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    jammstarr wrote: »
    Kinda, I know most of the moves.

    Do you have a hectic lifestyle?

    Not at the moment.

    Do you believe in spirits?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭psychward


    HazDanz wrote: »
    Not at the moment.

    Do you believe in spirits?

    I'm drinking some right now.


    Has the concept of belief been corrupted due to a lack of facts where the big questions such as religion are concerned ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely. :)


    Have you been to any Zoo lately?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely. :)


    Have you been to any Zoo lately?

    Yes, Dublin Zoo.

    Would you like to be a zoo keeper for a while?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    I don't think so

    Ever get stuck in a lift for a long period of time?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    Kojak wrote: »
    Ever get stuck in a lift for a long period of time?

    No Sir but I did get trapped in a tunnel in the wax museum as a child and it was extremely upsetting.

    Favourite British PM?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Neville Chamberlin - he knew what was going on......

    Favourite Sub-Saharan African Leader?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭psychward


    Kojak wrote: »
    Neville Chamberlin - he knew what was going on......

    Favourite Sub-Saharan African Leader?

    How can I possibly just pick one ?


    When do you leave for North Korea ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    Kojak wrote: »
    Favourite Sub-Saharan African Leader?

    Eugene Terreblanche.

    Ever fall off a horse?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭psychward


    jammstarr wrote: »
    Eugene Terreblanche.

    Ever fall off a horse?

    yes. when you ignored my previous question my formerly trusted steed reared up on hind legs and threw me 20 feet. Thanks.



    Should people who skip questions be forced to apologize loudly in the city centre locked into stocks while the local chavs throw rotten tomatoes at them ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Most definatly, YES

    WHy no show of support for Robert Mubage?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    psychward wrote: »
    yes. when you ignored my previous question my formerly trusted steed reared up on hind legs and threw me 20 feet. Thanks.



    Should people who skip questions be forced to apologize loudly in the city centre locked into stocks while the local chavs throw rotten tomatoes at them ?

    Apologies Sir.

    *kneels in dirt and rips open shirt*

    My life is yours.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭psychward


    Kojak wrote: »
    Most definatly, YES

    WHy no show of support for Robert Mubage?


    what has Mugabe ever done for me ? LOL


    jammstarr wrote: »
    Apologies Sir.

    *kneels in dirt and rips open shirt*

    My life is yours.


    Should I take jammstars life straight away or just torture him mercilessly for a few years? :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    psychward wrote: »
    what has Mugabe ever done for me ? LOL






    Should I take jammstars life straight away or just torture him mercilessly for a few years? :pac:

    Judging by the way he refers to people as "Sir", I think he'd enjoy the latter more.

    Can somebody wake me up? I'm late for work.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,551 ✭✭✭Eroticplants


    WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Wanna bring me to town? It's rainy as hell and I have so much to do. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭jimbobaloobob


    no rain here yet in the west,

    how far is it to town?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    no rain here yet in the west,

    how far is it to town?

    In the immortal words of AH...

    ...which town?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Pyongyang

    Ever been there?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,551 ✭✭✭Eroticplants


    All the time.

    Why is there a petting zoo on campus?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    So the ISPCA have some work for doing when the pet rabbit gets out of hand

    Ever get covered in manure?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Kojak wrote: »
    So the ISPCA have some work for doing when the pet rabbit gets out of hand

    Ever get covered in manure?

    McFly....?!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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