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Liveline Thread (15/02/2012 to 01/05/2012)

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  • #8612
    Glebee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,265 ✭✭✭Glebee


    A Nutjob Joe


  • #8613
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    were they ostrich eggs?

    hurt indeed:rolleyes:


  • #8614
    neris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,124 ✭✭✭✭neris


    sweet jebus she went to all shops looking for eggs. shes some sad bitch.


  • #8615
    dloob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,788 ✭✭✭dloob


    An egging! I'm surprised they didn't immediately dispatch a car.
    Surely they could have called a car off a something less important like a murder investigation or fatal traffic accident.


  • #8616
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    cracking the case !

    oh Joe you old devil with the puns


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  • #8617
    Suzie4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭Suzie4


    wait for duffys eggstrordinary puns..there you go number one..


  • #8618
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,395 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    my friend wrote: »
    no there's a common theme

    joe's back to bash the Gardai

    'ballyer foights back'

    The callers will bash the gardai, Joe won't.


  • #8619
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Puns abound. Will he use the egg on your chin pun ?

    The gardai surfing in the photo ?


  • #8620
    withless
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    "you're a real Miss Marple aren't ye"

    'cracked' - its a big yolk to Duffy.


  • #8621
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Jesus, what are we listening to? Mary re-assembling the egg, and cross referencing the code with codes from a similar shop, and then viewing CCTV footage. Please, make it stop!


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  • #8622
    neris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,124 ✭✭✭✭neris


    bring back damo


  • #8623
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    This wan is some yolk.....sorry!


  • #8624
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    SilverLiningOK wrote: »
    Why don't they use hands-free headsets that come with many mobiles these days ? If I use one, to stay within the law, why can't they ?

    C'mon people, it's not that hard. They are within the law because they're exempt.


  • #8625
    RadioRetro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,090 ✭✭✭RadioRetro


    This sort of thing gives me the crepes.


  • #8626
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Suzie4 wrote: »
    Gardai are allowed use their mobiles while driving..im surprised you dont know that jon..

    Well I wasnt talking about that point particularly.. I know that they are allowed to user their mobile phones, but it hardly sets a good example.. If they are using it for emergencies I would have no problem, but I would doubt that they all are. Discipline and abuse of power are huge issues for the Gardaí.


  • #8627
    Suzie4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭Suzie4


    Duffy is a fcuking disgrace.

    seriously im ringing in.


  • #8628
    dloob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,788 ✭✭✭dloob


    Maybe they could send out soldiers to hunt the egg throwers.


  • #8629
    Yakuza
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,130 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    RadioRetro wrote: »
    Does she live in an omelette? (Hamlet/omelette, geddit? No? Oh suit yerselves...)

    Joe's walking on eggshells around her. She might crack, the poor yolk.


  • #8630
    europa11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    "IN DA Wurrald, Joe" :)


  • #8631
    Kurz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 786 ✭✭✭Kurz


    They're under-resourced because people like yourself are calling them out and wasting their time over a few eggs Missus.


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  • #8632
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Rock Paper Screwdriver


  • #8633
    withless
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Is this Bus stop FM?


  • #8634
    europa11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Suzie4 wrote: »
    Duffy is a fcuking disgrace.

    seriously im ringing in.


    Give us a mention :D


  • #8635
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    This wan is some yolk.....sorry!

    it could be the 'yokes' that has her that way


  • #8636
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Man with a scissors? Is he sure it wasnt Bertie opening a bookies or something?


  • #8637
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    dloob wrote: »
    An egging! I'm surprised they didn't immediately dispatch a car.
    Surely they could have called a car off a something less important like a murder investigation or fatal traffic accident.

    I'm surprised they didnt send in the ERU to sort out that business. She should have said the house was being shelled ;)


  • #8638
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    John has an opinion on EVERYTHING


  • #8639
    SilverLiningOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 218 ✭✭SilverLiningOK


    I don't think it's a photoshop. How are gardai any different from other young people of their age ? A uniform is about it. I avoid them at all costs, as I have found them uncooperative and rude.


  • #8640
    withless
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Ha 'Miss Marple'

    I am a genius!


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  • #8641
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Hi Joe


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