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Weird things you do

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  • #2
    LeeHoffmann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭LeeHoffmann


    I don´t know how to answer that :confused:


  • #3
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,735 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Say and occasionally wave goodbye to my poo as it flushes down the loo.


  • #4
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    all sorts of things, but unless someone points out something I wouldn't notice that it's weird. i'll have a think.


  • #5
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    I thank ATMs when they give me my money.


  • #6
    MisterEpicurus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 588 ✭✭✭MisterEpicurus


    I have a strange habit of viewing pointless threads and then never visiting them again.


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  • #7
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    ****in' crazy town in here.


  • #8
    paky
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,138 ✭✭✭paky


    i sleep on the floor in my room. i prefer the solid ground to my bed


  • #9
    emeraldstar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,383 ✭✭✭emeraldstar


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    http://static.entertainmentwise.com/photos/Image/200justinbiebertongue.jpg

    I always do that hand sign when i see someone, why i dont know, wonder does anyone pick up on it? i just do it without thinking

    You must be really annoying.


  • #10
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    I say "man".

    As in "Thanks, man", "See ya, man", "Sorry, man", etc.


  • #11
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,735 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    paky wrote: »
    i sleep on the floor in my room. i prefer the solid ground to my bed

    Do you have floor boards?


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  • #12
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Before every single automatic door I go through I wave my hand so I feel like I'm opening them with my Jedi mind powers.

    I also talk to myself a little.

    I also have found myself saying things in my head in the rich mellifluous tones of actor Iain Glen, from Downton Abbey and Game of Thrones.

    I'm a bit weird.


  • #13
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    I also talk to myself a little.

    That's another thing I do, typically when frustrated or emabarrassed.

    They're phrases as opposed to conversations, and typically along the lines of "I want to fuck a monkey" or "I want to shove my penis into a midget".


    Very strange indeed. Don't know why I do it.


  • #14
    LeeHoffmann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭LeeHoffmann


    Jedi moves...funny :pac: bet that gets you some weird looks


  • #15
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Seachmall wrote: »
    typically along the lines of "I want to fuck a monkey" or "I want to shove my penis into a midget".

    are they always about having sex with things?


  • #16
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Seachmall wrote: »
    That's another thing I do, typically when frustrated or emabarrassed.

    They're phrases as opposed to conversations, and typically along the lines of "I want to fuck a monkey" or "I want to shove my penis into a midget".


    Very strange indeed. Don't know why I do it.

    Perhaps you should sit down:

    After seeing lots of films with psychiatrists in them, I've concluded that you may in fact want to f*ck a monkey and shove your penis into a midget.


  • #17
    some random drunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 982 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    As a teenager I'd dress up in my sister's clothes....but sure we all did that...right?................right?


  • #18
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    LeeHoffmann wrote: »
    Jedi moves...funny :pac: bet that gets you some weird looks

    It does, and the weird thing is that I don't want to do it, but I actually find it really hard to stop! so I've tried making small subtle little movements like Obi-Wan Kenobi does in the original Star Wars film.


  • #19
    LeeHoffmann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭LeeHoffmann


    wow deep analysis there ;)


  • #20
    carfiosaoorl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 594 ✭✭✭carfiosaoorl


    When I cleaning or pottering around the house I say "now" every time I do something or put something down.
    I say "bleak" all the time, its becoming a running joke with my family but I can't stop myself.


  • #21
    Fiona
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,361 ✭✭✭Fiona


    If one hand gets wet i need to wet the other hand. I cant just dry the one wet hand.


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  • #22
    amacachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,315 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    I insist on being in a bathtub before letting a girl piss on me. Most don't mind but some see it as a major inconvenience, I'm just trying to save on clean-up time.


  • #23
    rKossi
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 85 ✭✭rKossi


    your ma


  • #24
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    http://static.entertainmentwise.com/photos/Image/200justinbiebertongue.jpg

    I always do that hand sign when i see someone, why i dont know, wonder does anyone pick up on it? i just do it without thinking

    1. This thread you started shows you looking up pictures of Justin Bieber

    2. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77843090

    This thread you started shows that you look up to Niall Horan off One Direction.

    3. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77639528

    This thread you started states how desperate you are to be famous.

    4. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77555118

    This thread you started states how you want a haircut like Olly Murs, also off One Direction

    5. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77373726

    This thread you started shows you wishing Justin Bieber a Happy Birthday

    6. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=76990958

    This thread shows you calling out for more followers on twitter. Hoping to become an online celebrity EdenHazard?

    7. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=76673128

    This thread shows you wishing Jason Derulo a full recovery.

    8. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=75812620

    This thread states that you look up to Justin Bieber.


    Ok I don't like to attack people on this forum or call people out but you EdenHazard really are a sad act! Based on the picture of yourself you've uploaded on boards before you're a young lad (17/18?) and you've started countless threads about looking up to teenage boy-bands and how you want to be famous. I'm surprised this isn't your weird thing you put on your Opening Post. I'm only a few years older than you granted but I have met no lad, my age or younger who looks up to these clowns. Your obsession with celebrities, especially male celebrities, your age, who you look up to I find if not worrying incredibly sad. They're an embarrassment. They're as manufactured and fake as they come. Maybe I'm being presumptuous and there's only so much I can judge someone from their online profile and maybe I'm just feeling a bit grumpy tonight but you really are the epitome of the reality tv generation and looks like you've really lapped it all up so I pity you. I really do. I'll leave you to go and practice for your upcoming audition of X Factor otherwise I'll be ranting all night.

    :cool:


  • #25
    Geekness1234
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,358 ✭✭✭Geekness1234


    I do this almost crazy thing which goes on for quite abit.Allow me to explain.
    I imagine a warzone like Iraq,Afghanistan or potential warzone like South Ossetia,Strait of Hormuz etc.
    I "game it out" inside my head until one side wins.
    This goes on for quite awhile.


  • #26
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    stupidusername wrote: »
    are they always about having sex with things?
    Eh, I'm not sure to be honest. Those are the two I remember because I've joked about them with friends. They come and go.

    I should probably start writing them down in a diary should I ever need to plead insanity, or write a manifesto.
    The King of Moo wrote: »
    Perhaps you should sit down:

    After seeing lots of films with psychiatrists in them, I've concluded that you may in fact want to f*ck a monkey and shove your penis into a midget.

    I've never thought of it that way. Thank you Dr. Moo!




    Ha, "Dr. Moo"!


  • #27
    carfiosaoorl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 594 ✭✭✭carfiosaoorl


    Immaculate Pasta wrote: »
    1. This thread you started shows you looking up pictures of Justin Bieber

    2. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77843090

    This thread you started shows that you look up to Niall Horan off One Direction.

    3. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77639528

    This thread you started states how desperate you are to be famous.

    4. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77555118

    This thread you started states how you want a haircut like Olly Murs, also off One Direction

    5. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77373726

    This thread you started shows you wishing Justin Bieber a Happy Birthday

    6. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=76990958

    This thread shows you calling out for more followers on twitter. Hoping to become an online celebrity EdenHazard?

    7. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=76673128

    This thread shows you wishing Jason Derulo a full recovery.

    8. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=75812620

    This thread states that you look up to Justin Bieber.


    Ok I don't like to attack people on this forum or call people out but you EdenHazard really are a sad act! Based on the picture of yourself you've uploaded on boards before you're a young lad (17/18?) and you've started countless threads about looking up to teenage boy-bands and how you want to be famous. I'm surprised this isn't your weird thing you put on your Opening Post. I'm only a few years older than you granted but I have met no lad, my age or younger who looks up to these clowns. Your obsession with celebrities, especially male celebrities, your age, who you look up to I find if not worrying incredibly sad. They're an embarrassment. They're as manufactured and fake as they come. Maybe I'm being presumptuous and there's only so much I can judge someone from their online profile and maybe I'm just feeling a bit grumpy tonight but you really are the epitome of the reality tv generation and looks like you've really lapped it all up so I pity you. I really do. I'll leave you to go and practice for your upcoming audition of X Factor otherwise I'll be ranting all night.

    :cool:

    That was a bit mean and uncalled for :(


  • #28
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Seachmall wrote: »
    Eh, I'm not sure to be honest. Those are the two I remember because I've joked about them with friends. They come and go.

    I should probably start writing them down in a diary should I ever need to plead insanity, or write a manifesto.


    I've never thought of it that way. Thank you Dr. Moo!




    Ha, "Dr. Moo"!

    That's a demotion :(


  • #29
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,440 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

    1. This thread you started shows you looking up pictures of Justin Bieber

    2. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77843090

    This thread you started shows that you look up to Niall Horan off One Direction.

    3. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77639528

    This thread you started states how desperate you are to be famous.

    4. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77555118

    This thread you started states how you want a haircut like Olly Murs, also off One Direction

    5. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77373726

    This thread you started shows you wishing Justin Bieber a Happy Birthday

    6. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=76990958

    This thread shows you calling out for more followers on twitter. Hoping to become an online celebrity EdenHazard?

    7. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=76673128

    This thread shows you wishing Jason Derulo a full recovery.

    8. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=75812620

    This thread states that you look up to Justin Bieber.


    Ok I don't like to attack people on this forum or call people out but you EdenHazard really are a sad act! Based on the picture of yourself you've uploaded on boards before you're a young lad (17/18?) and you've started countless threads about looking up to teenage boy-bands and how you want to be famous. I'm surprised this isn't your weird thing you put on your Opening Post. I'm only a few years older than you granted but I have met no lad, my age or younger who looks up to these clowns. Your obsession with celebrities, especially male celebrities, your age, who you look up to I find if not worrying incredibly sad. They're an embarrassment. They're as manufactured and fake as they come. Maybe I'm being presumptuous and there's only so much I can judge someone from their online profile and maybe I'm just feeling a bit grumpy tonight but you really are the epitome of the reality tv generation and looks like you've really lapped it all up so I pity you. I really do. I'll leave you to go and practice for your upcoming audition of X Factor otherwise I'll be ranting all night.

    :cool:


    *slow hand clap.....


  • #30
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Immaculate Pasta wrote: »
    1. This thread you started shows you looking up pictures of Justin Bieber

    2. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77843090

    This thread you started shows that you look up to Niall Horan off One Direction.

    3. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77639528

    This thread you started states how desperate you are to be famous.

    4. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77555118

    This thread you started states how you want a haircut like Olly Murs, also off One Direction

    5. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77373726

    This thread you started shows you wishing Justin Bieber a Happy Birthday

    6. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=76990958

    This thread shows you calling out for more followers on twitter. Hoping to become an online celebrity EdenHazard?

    7. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=76673128

    This thread shows you wishing Jason Derulo a full recovery.

    8. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=75812620

    This thread states that you look up to Justin Bieber.


    Ok I don't like to attack people on this forum or call people out but you EdenHazard really are a sad act! Based on the picture of yourself you've uploaded on boards before you're a young lad (17/18?) and you've started countless threads about looking up to teenage boy-bands and how you want to be famous. I'm surprised this isn't your weird thing you put on your Opening Post. I'm only a few years older than you granted but I have met no lad, my age or younger who looks up to these clowns. Your obsession with celebrities, especially male celebrities, your age, who you look up to I find if not worrying incredibly sad. They're an embarrassment. They're as manufactured and fake as they come. Maybe I'm being presumptuous and there's only so much I can judge someone from their online profile and maybe I'm just feeling a bit grumpy tonight but you really are the epitome of the reality tv generation and looks like you've really lapped it all up so I pity you. I really do. I'll leave you to go and practice for your upcoming audition of X Factor otherwise I'll be ranting all night.

    :cool:


    This quote states that you may be a professional cyber creep who is used to checking out ladies on facebook and thrawling through their photos.........especially when you dont know them.


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  • #31
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    finger drumming


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