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I'm on a promiss!.... (I hope I am anyway)

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  • #32
    forfuxsake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 829 ✭✭✭forfuxsake


    haminka wrote: »
    dress nice and clean but don't overdo it
    bring some decent wine and pralines and flowers
    watch for her signals if you get lucky tonight
    offer to help with meal prep and clean-up afterwards

    good luck

    Or do something a little less gay like turn up in a pink leather catsuit with your mate's muck in your hair.

    Better to be a man's man and act like you couldn't give a toss whether she fcuks you or not, If this fails whip it out with the classic:
    'well, 'it ain't gonna suck itself' maybe tapping it against her cheek.


  • #33
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    haminka wrote: »
    dress nice and clean but don't overdo it
    bring some decent wine and pralines and flowers
    watch for her signals if you get lucky tonight
    offer to help with meal prep and clean-up afterwards

    good luck
    Katgurl wrote: »
    You've snogged her twice and she's invited you round for dinner? There is very little you can do to mess it up now. Don't be late, bring wine, look reasonably like you made an effort. If you watch a movie don't go on and on about the hot actress. Tell your date she looks nice. Don't get into a row.

    I don't think its his wife.


  • #34
    GASMANN
    Closed Accounts Posts: 496 ✭✭GASMANN


    old_aussie wrote: »
    Just be yourself

    lol


  • #35
    jack presley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,687 ✭✭✭✭jack presley


    old_aussie wrote: »
    Just be yourself

    That's the last thing anyone who posts here should be doing!


  • #36
    POKERKING
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,282 ✭✭✭POKERKING


    When all else fails ask her does she she want to play Rape?

    When she inevitably says "No"

    Reply with "That's the spirit" and go to town on her,,,,,,:):)


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  • #37
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    Don't talk about Politics, Religion or Football.

    Unless she offers something like this "...what's the story Doc with Liverpool?, I mean I know King Kenny is a legend, but at what point does a fan lose patience with a losing streak in the league?" :eek: :cool:


  • #38
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    Also, thank her for a lovely meal even if it's shoite.


  • #39
    studiorat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,408 ✭✭✭studiorat


    Rohypnol works for me...


  • #40
    corktina
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,733 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    to hell with the sex, whats she cooking?


  • #41
    Trankton
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 222 ✭✭Trankton


    The naked man....works 2 out of 3 times!!!

    http://vimeo.com/23788864


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  • #42
    BASHIR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭BASHIR


    Go to her facebook and photoshop your head onto all her pictures then make a scrapbook, she'll love that!!!


  • #43
    skinny90
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,527 ✭✭✭skinny90


    Buy wine dessert the whole works but after dinner whip out the receipt and ask her to pay her half,you'll definitely get the ride then....


  • #44
    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    Tell her she smells like your ma


  • #45
    tempura
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 604 ✭✭✭tempura


    I don't know why the fcuk you think you have to try so hard !

    She's probably dying for it as much as you are !

    :rolleyes: Men, you always think you have the upper hand with the little hard to get demure women, if only you knew !

    Good Luck with your quest.


  • #46
    Mr.Biscuits
    Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Mr.Biscuits


    tempura wrote: »
    I don't know why the fcuk you think you have to try so hard !

    She's probably dying for it as much as you are !

    :rolleyes: Men, you always think you have the upper hand with the little hard to get demure women, if only you knew !

    Good Luck with your quest.

    The first line of your post contradicts the third.


  • #47
    Born to Die
    Closed Accounts Posts: 830 ✭✭✭Born to Die


    Learn to spell "promise" your version implies she is a prostitute. :pac:


  • #48
    forfuxsake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 829 ✭✭✭forfuxsake


    Born to Die wrote: »
    Learn to spell "promise" your version implies she is a prostitute. :pac:

    All sex is prostitution


  • #49
    beco2010
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 245 ✭✭beco2010


    forfuxsake wrote: »
    All sex is prostitution
    yes but some are cheaper then others NICE!!


  • #50
    AboutTwoFiddy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 216 ✭✭AboutTwoFiddy


    lisaface wrote: »
    I'm laughing at some of the replies, classical! - Doc, it kind of depends, is she your next one nighter/fcuk buddy ,or are you actually into her and want to see where this will go!?

    Doesn't matter if he wants to see her or just wants a fcuk buddy. He should lob it into her regardless.


  • #51
    NiallFH
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 239 ✭✭NiallFH


    MyKeyG wrote: »
    Rope and chloroform OP. That'll put all doubts aside!

    But then he will be tied up and knocked out, he wont get laid that way


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  • #52
    Born to Die
    Closed Accounts Posts: 830 ✭✭✭Born to Die


    forfuxsake wrote: »
    All sex is prostitution

    It is not. It is just yucky.


  • #53
    Skuxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,390 ✭✭✭Skuxx


    tempura wrote: »
    I don't know why the fcuk you think you have to try so hard !

    She's probably dying for it as much as you are !

    :rolleyes: Men, you always think you have the upper hand with the little hard to get demure women, if only you knew !

    Good Luck with your quest.

    Tempura, if your not to busy tomorrow night, I was wondering would you like to come round for a bit of dinner??


  • #54
    Doc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    Update: I is a happy bunny! :D


  • #55
    latenia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,996 ✭✭✭latenia


    Doc wrote: »
    Update: I is a happy bunny! :D

    Yet she threw you out of her gaff at 5AM?


  • #56
    lisaface
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 291 ✭✭lisaface


    Doc wrote: »
    Update: I is a happy bunny! :D


    Glad to hear your lil date went well Doc :)


  • #57
    J. Marston
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,363 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    Doc wrote: »
    Update: I is a happy bunny! :D

    Sounds like you took my advice. It never fails. Excluding that one restraining order.


  • #58
    Doc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    latenia wrote: »
    Yet she threw you out of her gaff at 5AM?

    I'm not in Ireland


  • #59
    AboutTwoFiddy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 216 ✭✭AboutTwoFiddy


    Doc wrote: »
    I'm not in Ireland

    "where women glow"; are you in Japan?


  • #60
    TPD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    AboutTwoFiddy wrote: »
    "where women glow"; are you in Japan?

    The land down under?


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  • #61
    TURRICAN
    Closed Accounts Posts: 717 ✭✭✭TURRICAN


    Hey op.
    I was with her last nite and I'm afraid it's that time of the month, so maybe try next week some time!


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