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Liveline Thread (15/02/2012 to 01/05/2012)

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  • #6062
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I was shortchanged 5c in a coffee shop yesterday. Should I call the Gardai, write "an open letter" to the Minister for Justice, establish a Tribunal, or cut out all of the middlemen and go straight to Joe?


  • #6063
    Jaysoose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,212 ✭✭✭Jaysoose


    pc7 wrote: »
    Is your insurer not written on your insurance disc?

    In the world of the normal it is... in the world of the incapable and entitled person why should they have to know their own information. "its a disgrace joe"


  • #6064
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    people notice when youre sitting in the hard shoulder in a broken down car


  • #6065
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,279 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    I was shortchanged 5c in a coffee shop yesterday. Should I call the Gardai, write "an open letter" to the Minister for Justice, establish a Tribunal, or cut out all of the middlemen and go straight to Joe?

    And don't forget the stress, you'd want compo for the stress.


  • #6066
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,279 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Anyone else notice that Joe sounds extra moody today?


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  • #6067
    Zwillinge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,677 ✭✭✭Zwillinge


    Ah, jaysis, this again...


  • #6068
    DuckStab
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 327 ✭✭DuckStab


    Surprised Joe didn't use one of his bad lines usually reserved for shinners so he could say there was a "communication breakdown"!


  • #6069
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    tears


    awesome


  • #6070
    neris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,109 ✭✭✭✭neris


    2 seconds and tears duffy works the magic again


  • #6071
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Jaysoose wrote: »
    Are you serious?

    The guards have better things to be doing that acting as an information service for some eejit that gets a flat tyre..he is an adult and should have used his tiny brain and rang directory enquiries for the number of a garage/towtruck.

    Not debating that at all! His call was erroneous. But there's one or two I'd love to slap...just once.


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  • #6072
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Hope Joe has the nipple clamps on for the tears.


  • #6073
    signostic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    RTE motorway report


  • #6074
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Why do women get into relationships with men who batter them?


  • #6075
    Zwillinge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,677 ✭✭✭Zwillinge


    I hope we hear the poem again :)


  • #6076
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    And did Maria's open letter help you?


  • #6077
    lucylu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭lucylu


    AngryBollix wrote: »
    people notice when youre sitting in the hard shoulder in a broken down car

    indeed they do ...especially on the N7 they will stop have a look, see what you are wearing and the colour of your eyes before they move on.. it so bad that traffic in the opposite direction join in ...


  • #6078
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,039 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    AngryBollix wrote: »
    Why do women get into relationships with men who batter them?

    Why dont they walk after the first beating?


  • #6079
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Have to leave the thread soon(thank god!)

    Big whoo-ha just cause as of yesterday we have 1 billion in the bank(company-wise)

    Theres champagne and everything being stacked up.

    So, enjoy, liveline addicts. About an hour from now Ill be swinging out of a champage magnum.

    :D


  • #6080
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Why dont they walk after the first beating?


    Thats the $64,000 dollar question


  • #6081
    signostic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Why dont they walk after the first beating?

    How many beatings did she get before it dawned on her to leave?


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  • #6082
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    syklops wrote: »
    Have to leave the thread soon(thank god!)

    Big whoo-ha just cause as of yesterday we have 1 billion in the bank(company-wise)

    Theres champagne and everything being stacked up.

    So, enjoy, liveline addicts. About an hour from now Ill be swinging out of a champage magnum.

    :D


    Don't leave us this way, champagne, sun, canapes, pleasssssseeeeeeeeee


  • #6083
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,039 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    syklops wrote: »
    Have to leave the thread soon(thank god!)

    Big whoo-ha just cause as of yesterday we have 1 billion in the bank(company-wise)

    Theres champagne and everything being stacked up.

    So, enjoy, liveline addicts. About an hour from now Ill be swinging out of a champage magnum.

    :D

    The drug trade?:D


  • #6084
    lucylu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭lucylu


    syklops wrote: »
    Have to leave the thread soon(thank god!)

    Big whoo-ha just cause as of yesterday we have 1 billion in the bank(company-wise)

    Theres champagne and everything being stacked up.

    So, enjoy, liveline addicts. About an hour from now Ill be swinging out of a champage magnum.

    :D

    send us over a few bob and a few Magnums of champagne...thanks


  • #6085
    Zwillinge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,677 ✭✭✭Zwillinge


    syklops wrote: »
    Have to leave the thread soon(thank god!)

    Big whoo-ha just cause as of yesterday we have 1 billion in the bank(company-wise)

    Theres champagne and everything being stacked up.

    So, enjoy, liveline addicts. About an hour from now Ill be swinging out of a champage magnum.

    :D

    Enjoy syklops, have a glass for us Joe-bearers :P


  • #6086
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Did you ever hear anything like it?


  • #6087
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    I wish I was an eccentric millionaire. I would have a helpline for abuse sufferers. A bit like the samaritans, but instead of talking about it, three hefty lads would turn up at the husbands house and see how he likes getting three shades of sh|t kicked out of him.


  • #6088
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Why dont they walk after the first beating?


    'Cause they love him, 'cause he didn't mean it and will never do it again, 'cause it was the drink, 'cause they have no where to go, 'cause what about the children

    Lots of reasons, it's hard for some women to get up and just leave.


  • #6089
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Just tuned in. Domestic violence again?


  • #6090
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    The drug trade?:D

    Close, we sell free software.


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  • #6091
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    syklops wrote: »
    Have to leave the thread soon(thank god!)

    Big whoo-ha just cause as of yesterday we have 1 billion in the bank(company-wise)

    Theres champagne and everything being stacked up.

    So, enjoy, liveline addicts. About an hour from now Ill be swinging out of a champage magnum.

    :D

    Ring Joe and tell him about the success of the DIE-Ass-Pour-ah abroad. Say you're from Ballyer and that you used to spend your holidays in Clontarf and look at us now Joe, Ballyer's Finest, the Kings of the World!


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