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Catch A Rabbit

  • 29-03-2012 03:54AM
    #1
    ithinkimcute
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7 ✭


    The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.

    The President decides to give them a test.
    He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

    The CIA goes in.

    They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

    The FBI goes in.

    After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

    The LAPD goes in.

    They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
    The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"


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  • #2
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    ithinkimcute wrote: »
    The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.

    The President decides to give them a test.
    He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

    The CIA goes in.

    They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

    The FBI goes in.

    After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

    The LAPD goes in.

    They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
    The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

    Just as well the US army didnt go in.... they would have said the rabbit was hiding down a hole and it was an Al'Queda terrorist leader then they would have carpet bombed the forest with bunker buster bombs


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