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disabled toilets

  • 28-03-2012 02:40PM
    #1
    twinge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24 ✭


    :eek:
    A new all-time low today: someone defecated on the floor of the disabled toilets in the Stillorgan Shopping Centre.
    I mean, c'mon...I thought even skangers would have some standards.


Comments

  • #2
    SerialComplaint
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,644 ✭✭✭SerialComplaint


    Nasty - I wonder if there's a possibility that somebody just didn't make it onto the seat in time?


  • #3
    Mental Mickey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,721 ✭✭✭✭Mental Mickey


    They might not be "skangers"??


  • #4
    twinge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24 ✭twinge


    I went through all the possibilities - maybe someone's seeing eye dog had an accident? Nope, those guys are thoroughly house-trained. Someone missing the toilet is also out - the offending item was at the same distance from the door as the functioning toilet. I'm thinking, if I had an accident, I bloody well would clean it up out of sheer embarrassment. (Or at least notify the facilities manager!) Any way you look at it, someone who craps on the floor of a disabled toilet is the same as the deposit they left.


  • #5
    SerialComplaint
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,644 ✭✭✭SerialComplaint


    Maybe the assistance dog is a possibility. They're not all as well trained as you might expect. I had to drag one out of a bin as he snaffled some lunch leftovers last week.

    But that's probably a long shot.


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