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Liveline Thread (15/02/2012 to 01/05/2012)

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 europa11
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    Moooney - "nestwatch" - spying into hotel rooms ? :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 Paparazzo
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    She's saying she was more worried when he left because she could be dead. And she still didn't call the police.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 signostic
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    Derek next, yesterday i heard him and Brek on about self tanning tights yuk! today blue tit watch ZZZZZZZZZ


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,039 SEPT 23 1989
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    Didn't Derrick break his arm in a hotel room?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 That_Guy
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    Nest watch on Mooney... Eh, no thanks.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,007 dvcireland
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    Wouldn't change a tire on the side of a motorway in a FIT.

    Our car broke down on a motorway, it was frightening to see how much the car moved as trucks went by at 130km/hour. We just hopped out of the car and jumped over the barrier. Crazy to stay beside the car if you don't have to. Also, we are obliged over here to have a hi-viz vest in the car, so you can put it on in case of breakdown.

    For visitors to France (€90.00 fine per item not carried)
    compulsory equipment for driving in France:

    Spare bulbs, warning triangle, hi-viz vest (2 minimum), headlamp converter, Country (IRL) sticker


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,007 dvcireland
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    That_Guy wrote: »
    Nest watch on Mooney... Eh, no thanks.
    could be worse, Brek-Watch


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 my friend
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    Didn't Derrick break his arm in a hotel room?

    ..... In Amsterdam


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 IvyTheTerrible
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    These nosey parker do-nothing women need to watch this.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 europa11
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    Didn't Derrick break his arm in a hotel room?

    Did the people in the next room report any screams, unusual or high-pitched sounds? :);)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 IvyTheTerrible
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    dvcireland wrote: »
    For visitors to France (€90.00 fine per item not carried)
    compulsory equipment for driving in France:

    Spare bulbs, warning triangle, hi-viz vest (2 minimum), headlamp converter, Country (IRL) sticker
    And from June, a disposable breathalyzer test...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 my friend
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    Mooney and Brek

    2011 Tit Watch
    2012 Robin Watch

    2013 ..... Cock Watch ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,007 dvcireland
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    these two tits
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ButtersSuki
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    These nosey parker do-nothing women need to watch this.

    Or this


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ButtersSuki
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    europa11 wrote: »
    Did the people in the next room report any screams, unusual or high-pitched sounds? :);)

    Do you remember his story at the time? That he broke it trying to swat a fly in his room, but had to walk to A&E as the hotel concierge refused to get him a taxi.....or something equally incredulous like you'd hear from a former Taoiseach in a tribunal.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 IvyTheTerrible
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    Or this
    Oh good god. Not sure I'd recommend that to the faint-hearted. It left me feeling disturbed for about a fortnight after...


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    Myself and my husband stayed were staying in a B&B in Lahinch last year and when we were getting ready to go out he blew up a giant inflatable hammer that we had bought to bring home to our son, and proceeded to belt me with it, messing like!

    I thought it was halirious, and started shouting "stop, please, get away" (whilst laughing and trying to do my makeup). Whoever was in the room next door ran down to the owner straight away and nearly broke the door down banging and demanding to get in. My husband opened the door and he flew for him, while his wife rushed over to me to ask me if i was alright. The owner then stopped shouting when he noticed the inflatable hammer on the ground, he then gave us a lecture about keeping the noise down. We were mortified and didnt go down for breakfast the next morning. But at least the owner took action! those women should have called the guards


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,567 delta_bravo
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    Myself and my husband stayed were staying in a B&B in Lahinch last year and when we were getting ready to go out he blew up a giant inflatable hammer that we had bought to bring home to our son, and proceeded to belt me with it, messing like!

    I thought it was halirious, and started shouting "stop, please, get away" (whilst laughing and trying to do my makeup). Whoever was in the room next door ran down to the owner straight away and nearly broke the door down banging and demanding to get in. My husband opened the door and he flew for him, while his wife rushed over to me to ask me if i was alright. The owner then stopped shouting when he noticed the inflatable hammer on the ground, he then gave us a lecture about keeping the noise down. We were mortified and didnt go down for breakfast the next morning. But at least the owner took action! those women should have called the guards


    Did the wife have a good poem made for you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,039 SEPT 23 1989
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    Myself and my husband stayed were staying in a B&B in Lahinch last year and when we were getting ready to go out he blew up a giant inflatable hammer that we had bought to bring home to our son, and proceeded to belt me with it, messing like!

    I thought it was halirious, and started shouting "stop, please, get away" (whilst laughing and trying to do my makeup). Whoever was in the room next door ran down to the owner straight away and nearly broke the door down banging and demanding to get in. My husband opened the door and he flew for him, while his wife rushed over to me to ask me if i was alright. The owner then stopped shouting when he noticed the inflatable hammer on the ground, he then gave us a lecture about keeping the noise down. We were mortified and didnt go down for breakfast the next morning. But at least the owner took action! those women should have called the guards

    Is this your husband ?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 fryup
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    Paparazzo wrote: »
    This guy is a complete gimp. Buy a trolley jack if your current one is shíte. End of problem

    better still one of these

    every car should have one, no need to jack up..just pump it in


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,192 furiousox
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    As Jimmy Carr once said.....
    Did you ever notice sex in hotels is always better than at home?
    Perhaps it's because you're with a whore. :pac:

    CPL 593H



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 europa11
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    Oh no!

    On the "promo", he just replayed Maria's lovely poem to 'the woman in the next room that I heard being battered and rang Joe about two weeks later'.

    Another Artane with this one methinks :(

    Think I'll feck off for an al fresco lunch and enjoy the sunshine up in the Park.....Joe's misery-cum-poetry sessions can wait.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 syklops
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    europa11 wrote: »
    Oh no!

    On the "promo", he just replayed Maria's lovely poem to 'the woman in the next room that I heard being battered and rang Joe about two weeks later'.

    Another Artane with this one methinks :(

    Think I'll feck off for an al fresco lunch and enjoy the sunshine up in the Park.....Joe's misery-cum-poetry sessions can wait.

    Joe:"Mary from clontarf you were also in that hotel"
    Mary:"Yes Joe"
    Joe:"And did you tell anyone?"
    Mary:"No joe"
    Joe:"And why not mary?"
    Mary:"I didnt think it was my place. I asked my husband if I should stand up for womens rights and liberty, but he said no, so I didnt"
    Joe:"Yeah, yeah"
    Mary:"but I did rang to reception and told them there was a bad smell on our floor, and I thought someone might come and hear the beating the girl was getting"
    Joe:"Oh well done! Well done! flower"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,110 neris
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    europa11 wrote: »
    Oh no!

    On the "promo", he just replayed Maria's lovely poem to 'the woman in the next room that I heard being battered and rang Joe about two weeks later'.

    Another Artane with this one methinks :(

    Think I'll feck off for an al fresco lunch and enjoy the sunshine up in the Park.....Joe's misery-cum-poetry sessions can wait.


    if hes going with that topic again i hope its for callers to ring in and rip that woman apart for being such a cowardly twat. she deserves a good beating herself for her ignorance. rte also deserve a kick up the hole for allowing that on air yesterday


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,090 RadioRetro
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    europa11 wrote: »
    Think I'll feck off for an al fresco lunch and enjoy the sunshine [SNIP].....Joe's misery-cum-poetry sessions can wait.

    Well said, I'm off out too. My blood pressure needs relieving after yesterday.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,039 SEPT 23 1989
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    I always thought that the animals who beat women were such cowards that they would not take the chance of doing it in a semi-public place like a hotel


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,279 pc7
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    Missed yesterday is it worth having a listen too and reading the thread?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 syklops
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    pc7 wrote: »
    Missed yesterday is it worth having a listen too and reading the thread?

    Not if you want to throw your radio out of the window.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,279 pc7
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    syklops wrote: »
    Not if you want to throw your radio out of the window.

    feck one of those was it! glad I missed it now. :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 syklops
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    pc7 wrote: »
    feck one of those was it! glad I missed it now. :D

    Woman hears other woman being beaten up.

    Does she ring the guards? No.
    Does she ring hotel management? No.

    She waits until the next day, rings the domestic abuse helpline and asks if she should write an open letter to the woman and read it on Liveline.

    Obviously perplexed, they say yes, so she does.

    40 minutes on that topic. WIth most sane people, even most people on this thread saying "Why the f*ck didnt you call the police when it was happeneing?"


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