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Liveline Thread (15/02/2012 to 01/05/2012)

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  • #5882
    Dirigent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 419 ✭✭Dirigent


    JM Skipton wrote: »
    TV3 were in the next hotel room making their latest no holes barred documentary

    Might watch that! :eek:


  • #5883
    RadioRetro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,090 ✭✭✭RadioRetro


    That cow had me so stunned at what she was saying (and didn't bother her arse to do) that I forgot to turn off the oven. The plate in there has just shattered.


  • #5884
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Surprised Joe didn't name the hotel there. Then the hotel could ring in and offer Maria an auld "break-een" to calm her nerves.


  • #5885
    constitutionus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    JM Skipton wrote: »
    TV3 were in the next hotel room making their latest no holes barred documentary

    Tallafornia !

    Get it into ya Nikita !

    :)


  • #5886
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    The pensive tyre changer .....


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  • #5887
    delta_bravo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,567 ✭✭✭delta_bravo


    Is his car a gold jag by any chance?


  • #5888
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Get to the point!

    What happened?


  • #5889
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    This better have a good punch line.


  • #5890
    signostic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    Just tuned so not up to speed with todays subject....is Joe asking the hard searching questions we expect?Has John broke his silence following Catherines appearance yesterday or has Aubrey been on to make a plug for his removal business?


  • #5891
    sudzs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,755 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Sounds like he needs to invest in a proper jack... :rolleyes:


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  • #5892
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Man changes tyre on the hard shoulder when no cars are coming. Gets terrified and talks to Joe.


  • #5893
    surferdudz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭surferdudz


    where is this leading to../..........

    got a puncture Joe, had to replace it myself Joe, at the side of the motorway Joe, I shouldn't have been allowed Joe, its a disgrace Joe,,,,,,,,,,,


  • #5894
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Ah, the caller sounds like he didn't have his car on its jacking point correctly. It would have been safer to jack it up correctly Joe.


  • #5895
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Does he not have a reflective sign thing in the boot?


  • #5896
    sudzs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,755 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Sounds like someone's looking for a hard shoulder to cry on!!!

    Boom boom!!! :D


  • #5897
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Did you not think of writing an open letter to road users?


  • #5898
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Our 'Motorways' are actually glorified Dual Carriageways....

    That aside, Joe should ask the current caller if

    (a) he has testicles
    (b) can he get to his point


  • #5899
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    This guy is a complete gimp. Buy a trolley jack if your current one is shíte. End of problem


  • #5900
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Free recovery. What does that mean ?

    Joe better hope he doesn't have to emigrate to Australia, he'll be failing that English comprehension test that old people need to take for entry.


  • #5901
    delta_bravo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,567 ✭✭✭delta_bravo


    Why is he getting airtime?


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  • #5902
    signostic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    Joe "They come and take you away"...men in white coats is it? ;)


  • #5903
    Dirigent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 419 ✭✭Dirigent


    This guy should buy runflat tyres!


  • #5904
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Manual labour Joe. It's a disgrace. My maid couldn't come and change the tyres on my brand new BMW Joe.


  • #5905
    artful_codger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭artful_codger


    zzzzzz, this is like reading the Motoring forum.


  • #5906
    Zwillinge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,677 ✭✭✭Zwillinge


    Maybe invest in a super cheap, small phone for emergencies??


  • #5907
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    "Twiddle your thumbs in terror"
    This guy is a complete clown!


  • #5908
    surferdudz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭surferdudz


    this man is a moaner ...........get on with it..............next caller please


  • #5909
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    We're getting our moneys worth today with the bizarro calls, he better not ruin it by bringing up Greyhound, household charges or adoption.


  • #5910
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    ThisRegard wrote: »
    Free recovery. What does that mean ?

    Joe better hope he doesn't have to emigrate to Australia, he'll be failing that English comprehension test that old people need to take for entry.

    Wha ar yous talkin abour? Joe speaks english good. And he is fluent in Dublinese. And has conversational Irish - sure doesn't he occasionally say "go raibh maith agat". and if all that fails, he can play the racist card.


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  • #5911
    signostic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    some joker this guy..does something completely dangerous and goes on liveline


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