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Liveline Thread (15/02/2012 to 01/05/2012)

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  • #5822
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,395 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    ThisRegard wrote: »
    How are you getting there ?
    Flying Joe.

    Such insights Joe gives us, he knows how to ask the hard questions perplexing the nation.

    Joe desperately wanted him to say "in a hiace with a tricolour painted on it".


  • #5823
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Would ringing the guards not be easier?


  • #5824
    delta_bravo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭delta_bravo


    Should we call the gardai?

    No, lets write a letter to her via Joe Duffy.


  • #5825
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Could have just been noisy sex, people get up to all sorts of mad stuff in hotel rooms.


  • #5826
    sudzs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,772 ✭✭✭sudzs


    She hears a woman being beaten up in the room nextdoor and what does she do? Call the Garda?? No, she writes a letter and rings Joe. :rolleyes:


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  • #5827
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    syklops wrote: »
    Would ringing the guards not be easier?

    Or the hotel management or security.....


  • #5828
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    BDSM misinterpreted

    Nosey frigid next door oblivious

    :)


  • #5829
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    No chance it was a programme on tv of course?


  • #5830
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Joe:"Was the man much bigger than the woman?

    Serious question here, is Joe from the dark ages?


  • #5831
    constitutionus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    Jesus luv wouldn't calling the cops be better than writing to the times ?


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  • #5832
    sudzs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,772 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Jesus Joe, what's the obcession with what sounds came out of the woman??? :confused:


  • #5833
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    The pen is mightier than the sword.

    Dear young woman.....


  • #5834
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Oh.... kay?


  • #5835
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Make it stop.

    Assumptions abound.


  • #5836
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    She could have been a Muslim school drop out.


  • #5837
    sudzs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,772 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Oh gawd, letter is being read in the style of president Micky D.... :rolleyes:


  • #5838
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    This is all very strange.


  • #5839
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,395 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    This is woeful. Cut her off Joe!


  • #5840
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    This is fúcked up.

    This bint should have called the Gardai

    Typical poet wánker religious freak

    She wouldn't call the Gardai on a Paedo priest either.

    Joe has truly jumped the shark.


  • #5841
    jcf
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,081 ✭✭✭jcf


    So how does she know all this ??


    Maybe she's not even catholic ?


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  • #5842
    mayfire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 165 ✭✭mayfire


    She knows a lot about her? Might be her auntie.

    Or maybe she is a poet, or writer looking for a break....


  • #5843
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I love the way Catholic old wans assume everyone is a Catholic in Ireland.


  • #5844
    delta_bravo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭delta_bravo


    Ah this is a poem in disguise!

    She could've been a jew for all she knows.


  • #5845
    surferdudz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭surferdudz


    well meaning maybe, but self serving ................


  • #5846
    Zwillinge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,682 ✭✭✭Zwillinge


    :(


  • #5847
    constitutionus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    HOW does your wan know any of this ?

    Be very embarrassing if it is angry sex


  • #5848
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    "I contacted hotel management before I left"

    Thanks now we can make it stop last night.


  • #5849
    delta_bravo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭delta_bravo


    Ask her why she didn't call the gardai


  • #5850
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Joe: did you hear any noise from the room?
    Maria: I did hear a female voice saying in a Limerick accent....I think the words were "Lob it inta me boss"


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  • #5851
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Would you not just ask the manager to move room ffs


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