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MonkieSocks · 2012-03-26 14:03:39

Went to my local pub last night and whilst crossing to the bar there was a big fat bird dancing on a table wearing a short skirt "Amazing legs" I said when passing She giggled and said "do you really think so" I replied "definitely…………………. most tables would have collapsed by now" _____________________ I was sat in a seat…

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MonkieSocks

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Went to my local pub last night and whilst crossing to the bar there was a big fat bird dancing on a table wearing a short skirt

"Amazing legs" I said when passing

She giggled and said "do you really think so"

I replied "definitely…………………. most tables would have collapsed by now"

_____________________

I was sat in a seat on the bus this morning that had a sign that read:

"Priority Seat: Please give it up for a disabled person".

So when one got on the bus, I started Cheering and Clapping.

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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MonkieSocks wrote: »

I was sat in a seat on the bus this morning that had a sign that read:

"Priority Seat: Please give it up for a disabled person".

So when one got on the bus, I started Cheering and Clapping.

Ha ha

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