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Liveline Thread (15/02/2012 to 01/05/2012)

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,391 ✭✭✭fro9etb8j5qsl2


    This aul bint thinks a lot but doesn't seem to be certain about anything....

    and FREEPOST is not for safety!!!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    Searching for the unusual, why yes i was looking for a copy of the book of pottle rats.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭clappyhappy


    There was a thread on here about this Dublin mint company,sounded very dodgy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭Suzie4


    Pottle rats ,the new kony.

    I wont be able to say a sentence over 10 words long without using ..pottle rats.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Brendan O Carroll is gonna buy the book for her... Just wait for it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Hurling star awards is back... dear god.. :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    So an ad comes on after that drudgery with the slogan "bin the book"

    Sometimes you can't make this stuff up.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    Jaysus not the catholic church, im off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    History + Religion = :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭Suzie4


    But joe,are there any pottle rats in the seminary ?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    oh dear god, if Seamus Heaney comes on I'm throwing the radio through the window.

    I hated having to do Seamus Heaney poems in school. I'd read them and go, who dropped Edgar Allen Poe for this drivel??

    I remember there was a comedian who took the piss out of him on the late late one night years ago. One of the pisstake poems went:

    I was sat by the fire on a cold dark night
    And the dog licked his balls in front of the fire
    And the sound of the licking became all I could here
    so I took a knife and cut them off.
    Now the dog licks the spot where his balls used to be.
    F*ck him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,391 ✭✭✭fro9etb8j5qsl2


    That_Guy wrote: »
    History + Religion = :(

    It's like a horrific Monday morning in school. All we need now is a double maths....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    "And do you come across the semenarians"

    LOL!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,212 ✭✭✭Jaysoose


    See you folks..this is dire.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭artful_codger


    i'll have to give up Liveline, my dentist says i'm grinding my teeth too much.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Stop saying "come across"...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9 Jenny_1999


    What kind of sick twisted young man would want to be a priest these days?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭clappyhappy


    Joe quickly stopped your man quoting Vincent Brown.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭Suzie4


    Jenny_1999 wrote: »
    What kind of sick twisted young man would want to be a priest these days?

    Maybe a smart man who doesnt want the bother of a family or a mortgage.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    A break 4 minutes after the last one, yet he lets some mad bint go on about the Great Book of Pottlerats for an eternity without interuption.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭Suzie4


    WHAM!


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,325 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    George Michael! great to see he is back healthy and singing again



    :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,630 ✭✭✭steelcityblues


    George Michael sounds different.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,873 ✭✭✭Skid


    telekon wrote: »
    Jaysus, a lot of unnecessary hatred for this woman on this thread. :eek:

    I found her the most interesting callers in a while...ok, that's not exactly a compliment but I think people are going a bit far on this thread today...

    I thought it was an interesting topic. but it would have made a decent 10 minute piece on The Pat Kenny Show. Instead he let her ramble on and on saying the same things over and over again.

    PS Anyone up for a quick raid on Oxford to get our Book back? :)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9 Jenny_1999


    Suzie4 wrote: »
    Maybe a smart man who doesnt want the bother of a family or a mortgage.

    Or some weirdo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 786 ✭✭✭Kurz


    "George Michael is on the line. Hello George, you wanted to talk about burglary?"

    "I thought you said buggery Joe"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Jenny_1999 wrote: »
    What kind of sick twisted young man would want to be a priest these days?

    I dont get it either.


    Is this guy ringing form India?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    Im in the mood for chicken korma for some reason.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭surferdudz


    oh Joe ..." you say this....and you say that..."

    Well he would if you only gave him the chance...but I forgot ..you say it better than everyone else.........


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    George Michael's line is bad there Joe.

    Get Bon Jovi on while we try for a better one. :)


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