Leap Year jokes

My mate Jim was born on the 29th of February in a leap year.
We're gonna go down the pub tonight and party like there's no tomorrow.



The government say I can't get my pension yet, as I am only 22.
I hate being born on a leap year...
All my friends are 88.



This year is a leap year, and just like the world cup they only come round every 4 years.
And if you support England they're both over with very quickly


At a monastery high in the mountains, the monks have a rigid vow of silence.
Only at Christmas, and only by one monk, and only with one sentence, is the vow allowed to be broken.

One Christmas, Brother Thomas is allowed to speak and he says,
"I like the mashed potatoes we have with the Christmas turkey!" and he sits down.

Silence ensues for 365 days.

The next Christmas, Brother Michael gets his turn, and he says
"I think the mashed potatoes are lumpy and I hate them!"
Once again, silence for 366 days (because it's leap year).
The following Christmas, Brother Paul rises and says,
"I am fed up with this constant bickering!"


I ordered "The girls of Ryanair" 2010 cabin crew calendar today.
It was advertised on the Ryanair website for a tenner, but after adding the hidden 'leap year tax', selecting the 'in colour' option, and paying online using a credit card, it ended up costing me almost 150 quid.