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I Don't Want To Be Rude, But....

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  • #62
    hattoncracker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,091 ✭✭✭hattoncracker


    al28283 wrote: »
    hattoncracker wrote: »
    I have screws and pins in both knees!

    Let me guess... Arrow?? :D


    Dislocations.. I do have a friend who drunkenly shot himself in the head with a crossbow once!


  • #63
    Kitty-kitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 221 ✭✭Kitty-kitty


    If you haven't lived in Dublin all your life / moved recently, be aware that you pass by a much wider variety of people in a day than you would in a small town. If you used to live in a town there's roughly, what, 2000 people who have the potential to pass you on a daily basis in that town? In Dublin, there's a million, and that's a lot more people who could have a limp. You're just seeing a lot more people in a day, and noticing gaits.


  • #64
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,993 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    http://spinabifida.ie/about-us/did-you-know.html
    Spina Bifida affects about one in every 1000 children born per year in Ireland. For reasons yet unknown, Ireland has the highest incidences of Spina Bifida in the world!


  • #65
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    DevilsBreath wrote: »
    Its all to do with the new water filtration system. there's this strange bug going round that making one leg minutely bigger then the other. Now its only like half a centre meter or so but its enough to trough you slightly off. Be kind dude its not something to bring up with the person.

    :eek: Visions of X-men rejects waking endlessly in circles!

    Or, given that the metre is in the centre..... :o


  • #66
    Badgermonkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,018 ✭✭✭Badgermonkey


    It's hard to drive through a small town in rural Ireland without spotting a limpy aul lad.

    He goes to the trouble of donning a suit, but invariably accessorizes with a cloth cap, plastic bag (in each hand), jumper under the suit and the aforementioned dud appendage, dragging along beside him.

    So, to answer, Polio.

    How he made it all the way to Dublin is truly a mystery though.


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  • #67
    sheesh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭sheesh


    little known fact: OP lives near a sports injury specialists


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