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Do Women Watch Porn at all ??

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  • #422
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    smash wrote: »
    I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter thanks!

    :cool:


  • #423
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Oh. Well I'm not being sarcastic. I'm sure couples could actually learn things from porn. Like instructional videos or something.


  • #424
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    cloud493 wrote: »
    Chaps(and ladies) enjoy your porn, and your doing that sort of thing all you like :pac: but I'm happy with my lady, and i just don't think I could be down with that sort of thing.

    cloud - good for you!


  • #425
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    cloud493 wrote: »
    Oh. Well I'm not being sarcastic. I'm sure couples could actually learn things from porn. Like instructional videos or something.

    Yes instructional videos ......
    ;)


  • #426
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Anyway cloud how do you know you wouldn't like porn unless you've actually ever watched it? There are countless types of porn out there. If certain types make you uncomfortable there are so many more you could watch.

    You mentioned that girls "flicking their beans" is healthy. Yes it is, but it's also healthy for guys to masturbate. It also can help increase your sex drive.


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  • #427
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    smash wrote: »
    I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter thanks!

    Me too.


  • #428
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    cloud493 wrote: »
    Oh. Well I'm not being sarcastic. I'm sure couples could actually learn things from porn. Like instructional videos or something.
    I learned that chicks love a guy with a moustache, tradesmen always get laid, and all women are bisexual and love dp. I stand by my beliefs.


  • #429
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    cloud493 wrote: »
    I thought roll eyes were suggestive :confused:

    This thread could really do with an eyebrow wiggling/ suggestive face emoticon.


  • #430
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    smash wrote: »
    I learned that chicks love a guy with a moustache, tradesmen always get laid, and all women are bisexual and love dp. I stand by my beliefs.

    And best friends/boyfriends/husbands/wives/etc never get jealous and just join in!


  • #431
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    smash wrote: »
    I learned that chicks love a guy with a moustache, tradesmen always get laid, and all women are bisexual and love dp. I stand by my beliefs.

    And every woman loves for men to finish in their mouths.


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  • #432
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Because I'm not comfortable with anything like that at all. Not certain types of porn, not certain types of 'flicking the bean' The only person I'm comfortable with sexually is her.


  • #433
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    smash wrote: »
    I learned that chicks love a guy with a moustache, tradesmen always get laid, and all women are bisexual and love dp. I stand by my beliefs.



    And if a mother catches her teenage son masturbating, instead of running away embarrassed, she'll join in and teach him her sexy ways.


  • #434
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    And best friends/boyfriends/husbands/wives/etc never get jealous and just join in!
    And babysitters/doctors/nurses and dentists always offer extra services
    syklops wrote: »
    And every woman loves for men to finish in their mouths.
    Only after he's slapped her ass repeatedly.

    ibarelycare wrote: »
    And if a mother catches her teenage son masturbating, instead of running away embarrassed, she'll join in and teach him her sexy ways.

    Wait... what kind of porn are you watching? :D


  • #435
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    cloud493 wrote: »
    Because I'm not comfortable with anything like that at all. Not certain types of porn, not certain types of 'flicking the bean' The only person I'm comfortable with sexually is her.


    So you're not comfortable sexually with yourself?


  • #436
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    And if a mother catches her teenage son masturbating, instead of running away embarrassed, she'll join in and teach him her sexy ways.

    Funnily no one mentioned that happening in the "were you ever caught" thread.


  • #437
    prinz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    Male here too, never watch porn. Not my bag. The OH doesn't either.


  • #438
    Jen Pigs Fly
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    prinz wrote: »
    Male here too, never watch porn. Not my bag. The OH doesn't either.

    I'm sure you have at some point though ...;)


  • #439
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    smash wrote: »
    I learned that chicks love a guy with a moustache, tradesmen always get laid, and all women are bisexual and love dp. I stand by my beliefs.

    and women also love being called chicks :p.

    Smash, grow that moustache, strap-on a tool belt (:p) and go up to the nearest woman and call her a chick to her face. You are guaranteed to be onto a winner (if you are in the George at the time and the woman is a drag queen...)


  • #440
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    and women also love being called chicks :p.

    Smash, grow that moustache, strap-on a tool belt (:p) and go up to the nearest woman and call her a chick to her face. You are guaranteed to be onto a winner (if you are in the George at the time and the woman is a drag queen...)

    Oh nothing better than a tool belt .... with nothing else but a hard hat on
    :D


  • #441
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    cloud493 wrote: »
    Not on here :) I don't think its an isolated view(whatever that means) I'd never say 'no one should look at porn or pleasure themselves' cos thats just ridiculous, I mean its good for you. I'm just not interested in either one. Not my cup of tea :pac:

    It's not an isolated view, not everyone watches porn.


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  • #442
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    and women also love being called chicks :p.

    Smash, grow that moustache, strap-on a tool belt (:p) and go up to the nearest woman and call her a chick to her face. You are guaranteed to be onto a winner (if you are in the George at the time and the woman is a drag queen...)

    "Hey baby I'm here to fix your pipes. Would you mind if I destroyed your ass and finished in your mouth while I'm at it?"


  • #443
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    hondasam wrote: »
    It's not an isolated view, not everyone watches porn.

    What about masturbation?


  • #444
    prinz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    I'm sure you have at some point though ...;)

    I have but never much. Thought watching it was something I should be doing as a male growing up, but in the end I realised I didn't need it at all and it didn't make me any more of a man. Just never 'got it', the point of it I mean. Why spend your time watching someone else go through the motions of having the most dull lifeless sex imaginable, pretending to be enjoying it, when you could be having an actual great time yourself? And as for fuelling the imagination? Never needed porn for that.


  • #445
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    smash wrote: »
    "Hey baby I'm here to fix your pipes. Would you mind if I destroyed your ass and finished in your mouth while I'm at it?"
    Looovvvleyyyy.

    Now sweetie I want you to stroke your moustache in suggestive manner. Ohhh - look at you butch.
    Now, Raise your eyebrow and smirk suggestively with thumbs hooked into toolbelt with hands placed in a way the frames your package. That's it big boy. You are the man!!

    OKKKAYYYY PEEEPLEEE - LIGHTS. CAMERA. ACTION!

    Where the hell has Millicent put the *Bom-chicka-bow-wom* CD?


  • #446
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    prinz wrote: »
    I have but never much. Thought watching it was something I should be doing as a male growing up, but in the end I realised I didn't need it at all and it didn't make me any more of a man. Just never 'got it', the point of it I mean. Why spend your time watching someone else go through the motions of having the most dull lifeless sex imaginable, pretending to be enjoying it, when you could be having an actual great time yourself? And as for fuelling the imagination? Never needed porn for that.
    You're doing it wrong... so so wrong!
    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Looovvvleyyyy.

    Now sweetie I want you to stroke your moustache in suggestive manner. Ohhh - look at you butch.
    Now, Raise your eyebrow and smirk suggestively with thumbs hooked into toolbelt with hands placed in a way the frames your package. That's it big boy. You are the man!!

    OKKKAYYYY PEEEPLEEE - LIGHTS. CAMERA. ACTION!

    Where the hell has Millicent put the *Bom-chicka-bow-wom* CD?

    You forgot the line about the size of my tools!


  • #447
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I can't believe I'm typing this because anyone that knows me knows I have a mind like a sewer but this thread is just wrong now.
    It reads like a bunch of lonely women who sit home alone watching porn every night.
    Enough all ready. Yes I know don't read it etc.


  • #448
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    smash wrote: »
    You're doing it wrong... so so wrong!



    You forgot the line about the size of my tools!

    put your tool in her box....


  • #449
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Maybe if there was less of a stigma around it for women, more women would.


  • #450
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    hondasam wrote: »
    It reads like a bunch of lonely women who sit home alone watching porn every night.

    I object!


    I am not a woman!


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  • #451
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    hondasam wrote: »
    I can't believe I'm typing this because anyone that knows me knows I have a mind like a sewer but this thread is just wrong now.
    It reads like a bunch of lonely women who sit home alone watching porn every night.
    Enough all ready. Yes I know don't read it etc.

    what gives the impression any of us are lonely?


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