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Do Women Watch Porn at all ??

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,009 ✭✭✭✭Discodog


    Women are getting more involved in the production side of porn & they see a growing market for porn aimed at women.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2011/mar/22/porn-women

    There are also websites that feature porn especially for women viewers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭mysteries1984


    Sacramento wrote: »
    Like in "The girl next door"? :D

    I'd like to stress it wasn't the stuff that's been mentioned further back in the thread, where it's all focused on the man. The no faking it amateur stuff is where it's at.

    Forgot that movie ever existed!

    I think showing schoolkids how to put a condom on (like they do on the telly in America, so it must be true) is definitely a good idea. Teaching them orgasm techniques is probably pushing it too far :D Kim Cattrall did release a book though, something along the lines of 'The Art of the Female Orgasm'. Ugh.

    As for amateur stuff, amen to that. Nothing like the sound of a real orgasm :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Discodog wrote: »
    porn aimed at women.

    It quite often is. Would probably sting in the eyes though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Loving this thread.

    And its surprisingly more 'work safe' than many others we have had on AH.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Down with this sort of thing.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Down with this sort of thing.

    Up with the other sort of thing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭mysteries1984


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Up with the other sort of thing.

    High five!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Ride me sideways was another one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 313 ✭✭Nyan Cat


    Following this since last night. I'm splitting my sides laughing. The wimminz have taken over! Ready and willing (to flick the bean instead of making sammiches)

    Look at that poll - very few of us who answered don't watch it at all!
    It's far less taboo.

    I agree about male market stuff not being a turn on. It's intriguing watching on occasion though. Makes you wonder how two ladies with really long nails dont hurt each other. And no matter what... They have to try everything in every pose and position known to man. So... I prefer the animated sex games and the off piece of erotic filth.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Nyan Cat wrote: »
    Ready and willing (to flick the bean instead of making sammiches)

    Can't they do both?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 313 ✭✭Nyan Cat


    Nyan Cat wrote: »
    Ready and willing (to flick the bean instead of making sammiches)

    Can't they do both?
    I think somebody mentioned sticky sandwiches


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    Can't they do both?

    Apparently, Bord Bia doesn't like that. Prudes. :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Nyan Cat wrote: »
    I think somebody mentioned sticky sandwiches

    Indeed, not to mention how difficult it is to get jam off the Egyptian cotton sheets - it's gets right into the fibres.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭mysteries1984


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Indeed, not to mention how difficult it is to get jam off the Egyptian cotton sheets - it's gets right into the fibres.

    That's your problem right there - you haven't upgraded to black satin sheets, like they do in the porn fillums. Problem solved.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    That's your problem right there - you haven't upgraded to black satin sheets, like they do in the porn fillums. Problem solved.

    Brother-in-law got those- with matching his and hers nightwear.

    Sister decided to try 'em out while he was away for work. Apparently the old black satin is very very slippery so she spent most of the night (alone) trying to stay on the bed and stop the pillows shooting off like a wet bars of soap in all directions while hanging onto the duvet for dear life.

    Around 4 a.m. the black satin sheets were put in the hot press never to emerge.

    Months later himself enquires as to where black satin sheets are. He was told where he could shove his black satin sheets.

    Being a stubborn and know-it-all kinda guy he told her she was using them wrong and put them on the bed.

    Later that night, he emerged from the ensuite in his black satin PJs, all smug with anticipation to find sister in her cotton nightie sitting on a chair waiting.

    'Go on stud' she purred at him encouragingly 'show me how to use them right'.

    With a gleeful grin, brother-in-law launched all 6 foot 5 of himself at the bed only to shoot right across it at a rate of knots and hop his head off the wall hard enough to leave a dent in the plasterboard. As he lay there, wedged between bed and wall, crumpled inert and crestfallen, sister informed him that that was why he could shove his satin sheets in the hot press and went to sleep in the spare room.

    True story. One we like to recount every Xmas.

    Anyone want some black satin sheets? Technically 'unused' - sister was going to take them to a charity shop but is worried they'll look at her funny.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,919 ✭✭✭ziggy23


    Think it's that time of day again....be back in 5 :p;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭mysteries1984


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Brother-in-law got those- with matching his and hers nightwear.

    Sister decided to try 'em out while he was away for work. Apparently the old black satin is very very slippery so she spent most of the night (alone) trying to stay on the bed and stop the pillows shooting off like a wet bars of soap in all directions while hanging onto the duvet for dear life.

    Around 4 a.m. the black satin sheets were put in the hot press never to emerge.

    Months later himself enquires as to where black satin sheets are. He was told where he could shove his black satin sheets.

    Being a stubborn and know-it-all kinda guy he told her she was using them wrong and put them on the bed.

    Later that night, he emerged from the ensuite in his black satin PJs, all smug with anticipation to find sister in her cotton nightie sitting on a chair waiting.

    'Go on stud' she purred at him encouragingly 'show me how to use them right'.

    With a gleeful grin, brother-in-law launched all 6 foot 5 of himself at the bed only to shoot right across it at a rate of knots and hop his head off the wall hard enough to leave a dent in the plasterboard. As he lay there, wedged between bed and wall, crumpled inert and crestfallen, sister informed him that that was why he could shove his satin sheets in the hot press and went to sleep in the spare room.

    True story. One we like to recount every Xmas.

    Anyone want some black satin sheets? Technically 'unused' - sister was going to take them to a charity shop but is worried they'll look at her funny.

    There's always latex. You know where you are with latex. And it's wipe clean too. Score!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    To be honest. I just like cotton sheets. So easy to clean, just throw them into the machine, and bobs your uncle. I find silk tends to be cold to the touch. Not what you want your sheets feeling like when its funky time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 313 ✭✭Nyan Cat


    Oh god. I tried a satin sheet set once. Woke up on my way to the floor. And spent the night with one hand holding the head board to stay in! There'd be no hanky panky of any description on those!
    I gave them (washed) to a friend, who promptly passed them on to a friend of hers. Who passed them on... Etc... They're probably in Australia by now


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Nyan Cat wrote: »
    And spent the night with one hand holding the head board to stay in!

    Long night was it :p:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,009 ✭✭✭✭Discodog


    How about good old flannelette as favoured by the OAPs. Very warm, totally non slip & very absorbent :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    There's always latex. You know where you are with latex. And it's wipe clean too. Score!

    Just make sure any lube in the vicinity is water based. The oil based ones react with the latex ;).

    What an entertaining, educational and informative thread this is turning out to be. Way to go AHer's!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Nyan Cat wrote: »
    Oh god. I tried a satin sheet set once. Woke up on my way to the floor. And spent the night with one hand holding the head board to stay in! There'd be no hanky panky of any description on those!
    I gave them (washed) to a friend, who promptly passed them on to a friend of hers. Who passed them on... Etc... They're probably in Australia by now

    Or starring in a porn film.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Discodog wrote: »
    How about good old flannelette as favoured by the OAPs. Very warm, totally non slip & very absorbent :D

    euuuuuwwwwwwww :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Just make sure any lube in the vicinity is water based. The oil based ones react with the latex ;).

    React how?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭mysteries1984


    syklops wrote: »
    React how?

    They weaken the latex and break it down.

    Bannasidhe knows her sex toys!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    syklops wrote: »
    React how?

    They can cause it to perish. Petroleum based ones like Vaseline are the worst offenders and the reaction happens quite quickly, but its best to avoid oil based lubes around latex and stick to water based ones like KY.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    I've never looked at porn ever, I love my girlfriend :3 And I prefer giving her what she wants, than getting it myself. Tis a two way street.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    cloud493 wrote: »
    I've never looked at porn ever, I love my girlfriend :3 And I prefer giving her what she wants, than getting it myself. Tis a two way street.

    Watching porn doesn't mean you don't love your partner :confused: So do you not masturbate?? What about before you met your girlfriend?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    cloud493 wrote: »
    I've never looked at porn ever, I love my girlfriend :3 And I prefer giving her what she wants, than getting it myself. Tis a two way street.
    But she watches it all the time. She told me so!


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