Advertisement
Help Keep Boards Alive. Support us by going ad free today. See here: https://subscriptions.boards.ie/.
If we do not hit our goal we will be forced to close the site.

Current status: https://keepboardsalive.com/

Annual subs are best for most impact. If you are still undecided on going Ad Free - you can also donate using the Paypal Donate option. All contribution helps. Thank you.
https://www.boards.ie/group/1878-subscribers-forum

Private Group for paid up members of Boards.ie. Join the club.

LIVELINE Thread - (05/10/11 to 14/02/2012)

1591592594596597605

Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    I work in IT Security, and random people ringing up saying "I could do that job for free!!!! give me a job" is completely the wrong way to do it.

    And the kind of security he is talking about is so basic that anyone could do it so competition is massive.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭artful_codger


    i think in previous decades lads like this would be farm labourers. Little education or skills to offer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    joe should take him on as a researcher


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 334 ✭✭nosey guy


    references and all that carry on????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,440 ✭✭✭✭dulpit


    Throwing it out there - but maybe there aren't many jobs going in "static security". Has he looked for other type of jobs?


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Go on Joe, offer to do a month for nothing in sympathy.

    Might give all that sighing a more sincere ring to it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    I'll give him a job working for nothing. He can make my tea in the morning and mow the lawn etc. I hope he leaves his number.

    Hey Leo, surely there's a vacancy in your taxi cab office??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    "I have to queue with everyone else"

    Pity about ya.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    My God, My God, My God. joe sounds very sincere when he says that :rolleyes:

    or this too

    Owkay owkay owkay.......




    Leap card jumpin all over the place. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,440 ✭✭✭✭dulpit


    Ah Joe, I don't want to queue, it's not fair...


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    2 cards?

    very Celtic tiger


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 322 ✭✭Leo Dowling


    Hey Leo, surely there's a vacancy in your taxi cab office??

    I hoping that hot russian bird comes back so I'm saving it for her, sorry.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,311 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    Ah so this fella thought the Leap card was brought out to allow him not to have to queue "with everyone else"?

    Eh... no.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,090 ✭✭✭RadioRetro


    Oh Mother of Thor, back to this sh*te again? Spare us this Dubcentric crap.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Because going into town and going home again is 2 seperate journeys.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Is this show now exclusively for British expats?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    CJ sounds like the guy who liked the hanky panky after mowing the lawn.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Dooblin metropolitan area
    Flash my card
    Easy

    Is he a retired garda?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Joe using "proceed" to his subjects when allowing them to speak, very regal.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    The Greyhound Corporation must be behind this


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    no mention of David Kelly, when liz taylor died, he devoted a full boring programme to her, David Kelly dies, and he rambles on about a card


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Joe using "proceed" to his subjects when allowing them to speak, very regal.

    Sounds better than
    Oh do go on and moan caller, crib all your woes to me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I honestly thought CJ said "sh!te" when he said "show it" earlier.......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    CJ sounds like the guy who liked the hanky panky after mowing the lawn.

    while his travel card and mastercard were at it in his wallet :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Terrible line terrible line!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    translation required


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    one of the unbelievables on liveline there


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    That CJ gent has been on more times than our friend John down in Cork.


    is that better Bard ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Is that guy speaking English? Can't understand a word he says.


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    Is this one of the D'Unbelievables?


This discussion has been closed.
Advertisement