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Boring non-silly chatter thread

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Someone lick my faec

    Can't. Faec's smelly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Your bum is smelly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Your bum is smelly.

    So is yours chick.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Only because you need to sort out your problem. It was fine before you got near it cowboy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Oh storm why do we keep up ths pretending. Take off your goddamn clothes bitch!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    They're off too bad you're not sure on what to do :(


    Let's
    dooo
    dey
    dancewithnopants


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    You said that to me once before. Then you got pregnant. You do the maths


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I want a baby or babies.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I'm a baby


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    I just rammed a toothbrush into the upper reaches of my gum. Painful it is.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    The ring came off my pudding can :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Ha. No pudding for you, chubby.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I dont have mass you preacher


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    YOU'RE a preacher!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    II AAM NOT A PREACHER-AH! PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAYSE THA LAAAAAAWD-AH!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I don't like fat babies


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Ava is like a little sumo baby, when she's just laying there with her nappy on, good christ half the reason I don't wanna live in an apartment is because I don't wanna gallop up and down many stairs with such a heavy baby!


    Fago - the only maths I'm good at is subtracting clothes, and adding a boy. Oh wawr.

    Gym time.
    Lata fatties xo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Who you calling fattie, take it back, fago and sarky are most likely fat boys.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Fago is a cute lil fox, rawr.

    I would never call you a fattie Sam, you're what perfection is. HOTBOD.ie

    fo cereal


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    If only all women were as purfect as moi,
    fago cute little whore,
    sarky prob has some good points, maybe some day I mite find them,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Sarky has excellent points. He's triangle.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    He works better horizontal


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    I doubt that.



    My penis is way more polite than sarkys penis.

    Mine stands up so ladies can sit down.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    LOL

    He has a little penis, it would not be safe to sit on it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    I am hungover like a mofo. Partying til the cows came home (and partying with the cows when they got home) was not a good idea. Text my best friend at 6:30 to tell her I hated her for convincing me to go out, with no reply. Clearly she's still in bed. Funny dat, sleeping in and well able to go out and wreck the place when she don't gotta be up with a screaming baby a screaming fiancée and a job half way across the country.

    SO SAD U GUISE KICK ME IN THE FACE


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Puke your ring up, you will be fine. big baby. Sending a little hug to you x


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Oh girls.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Morning my little fago, how are you?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Sad sam. Back to college and work today :(


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