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    So a priest, a peadophile and a rapist walk into a bar.

    • 21-01-2012 09:18PM
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      Fago!
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      ......... to get to the other side!

      AA HAAA HA! HO HEE! Do you gEt it? You see, he wanted to walk over to the other side of the road. It's a clever play on words, involving chickens, Eamon Dunphy and the unnatural need for poultry to see what's on the side of the road that they aren't on. wanting what he can't have? maybe. Why wood he want to go over the road, he's a chicken. All he needs to be concerned about is being tasty!

      wait I don't think I told that joke correctly.


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      Oranage2
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      images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTUIdzTyXjYE6QhtXrgnGDAEjnfN3gIJz3OLDKDQ-95lFlel3NJ


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      Sarky
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      lol!


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      aaronjumper
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      Okay do not freak out. I think there is a large ass eating predatory sandwhich behind you.
      It can only be stopped with a beach ball of unusual size.


    • #5
      Fago!
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      HE THEN ORDERS A DRINK!

      Knew it was up there somewhere.


    • #6
      Fago!
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      Sarky wrote: »
      lol!

      Love you lots too.


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      TeddyTedson
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      Fago! wrote: »
      Love you lots too.
      back the **** up bitch, she's mine! :mad:


    • #8
      Fago!
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      TeddyTedson wrote: »
      back the **** up bitch, she's mine! :mad:

      I'll call ripley's.


    • #9
      Storminateacup
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      Fago it's over you fugging c*mdumpster slutbag.


    • #10
      Fago!
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      Hey I am not a fug


    • #11
      Storminateacup
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      I can't believe both of youse were cheating on me I mean really


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    • #12
      hondasam
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      I'm not cheating on you baby, come here give us a hug x


    • #13
      Storminateacup
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      I love you Sam. The only person not breaking my delicate little heart xo ((((hug))))


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      hondasam
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      I love you, go get fit for me, I think you are getting a little chubby x


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      steve_kav
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      So a priest, a peadophile and a rapist walk into a bar.

      Were the priest, the phedophile and the rapist all the one person???

      P.s you spelt phedo incorrectly


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      Storminateacup
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      PAYDOUGH


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      Deki
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      ouch.


    • #18
      Oranage2
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      A bar walks into a blond and goes "why the long face?"


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      Fago!
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      steve_kav wrote: »
      So a priest, a peadophile and a rapist walk into a bar.

      Were the priest, the phedophile and the rapist all the one person???

      P.s you spelt phedo incorrectly

      Yeah well you smell like the inside of an ant.


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      Sarky
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      Slightly acidic?


    • #21
      Fago!
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      Not that far up the ph scale.


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    • #22
      steve_kav
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      Fago! wrote: »
      Yeah well you smell like the inside of an ant.

      Last time I checked smelt like cheese


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      Oranage2
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      Dont ants smell like chicken? why does everything smell like chicken? do girls find the smell of chicken off men appealing?


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