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Boring non-silly chatter thread

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  • #1652
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Saramalik wrote: »
    Thats the green area outside the house,that he said needs to be kept well.

    I can't help you but this forum should be able to help you.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=52


  • #1653
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Sarky wrote: »
    <nods approvingly>

    Omg, Sarky nodded at me!
    *faints*

    *loses bladder control*

    *feels warm*

    *feels less warm*

    *feels cold*

    *feels drier*

    *feels gunpowdery*

    *feels the hand of history on shoulder, leg*

    *feels the great power and resposibility of being...*

    Gunpowder Legs Man!

    *Noodles at piano, working on theme tune*


    He doesn't go fast 'cause friction can can can
    kill Gunpowder Legs Man, kill Gunpowder Legs Man!

    He has to be careful but he can fight crime, yeah
    this Gunpowder Legs Man, this Gunpowder Legs Man!

    No one can ever for-real understand that
    Gunpowder Legs Man, our Gunpowder Legs Man!


  • #1654
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    This pleases The Leader. He tells me that should such silliness continue, you get a promotion and the right to slap hondasam until she makes with the sexy sponge baths.


  • #1655
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    You want me to give you a sponge bath?


  • #1656
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    No, I'm quite fond of having a libido.


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  • #1657
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I would be really gentle with you, I might even get in myself


  • #1658
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Jesus woman, do you want my balls to un-drop?


  • #1659
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    haha you big girls blouse, you still a virgin sarky


  • #1660
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Absolute filth in this thread. Now I have to delete this page from my history, thanks:rolleyes:


  • #1661
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    You want to join us for a 3some? you can just watch if you like.


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  • #1662
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Sarky wrote: »
    This pleases The Leader. He tells me that should such silliness continue, you get a promotion and the right to slap hondasam until she makes with the sexy sponge baths.

    Sounds good! Heh heh heh.

    *rubs thighs Vic Reeves-ishly*
    *explodes*


  • #1663
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Sarky does not own me. he is playing with you.


  • #1664
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    hondasam wrote: »
    Sarky does not own me. he is playing with you.

    Damn right he doesn't. You are a woman. Therefore the rest of the male population own you.


  • #1665
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Sam you are a pervert hahah I love it.

    Fago, babe, don't front. You be down with bitches b ownin you


  • #1666
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Storminateacup wrote: »
    Sam you are a pervert hahah I love it.

    Fago, babe, don't front. You be down with bitches b ownin you

    Sorry I don't speak whore. Translate!
    FTGFOP wrote: »
    Sounds good! Heh heh heh.

    *rubs thighs Vic Reeves-ishly*
    *explodes*

    <3 Vic Reeves


  • #1667
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Oh babes no you di hint..

    Bitch, hold my weave


  • #1668
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Oh guuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrl! Hold mah belly!


  • #1669
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Ima motaboat your food baby


  • #1670
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Anyone else warm? I'm bacon.

    Now I'm fresian... Moo.

    Hahaha


  • #1671
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Storminateacup wrote: »
    Anyone else warm? I'm bacon.

    Now I'm fresian... Moo.

    Hahaha

    EL. OH. EL!

    Yeah I'm warm, that might be because I'm in New Zealand though. Not sure.


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  • #1672
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    You're in new zelands?? Leave the sheep alone. You're not their type!


  • #1673
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Fago would you ever get your nipple pierced would you be worried you'd step on it?


    Xoxo


  • #1674
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I'm worried you'd bite it off.


  • #1675
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    You're dayum right I would. I bet you taste like sausage


  • #1676
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,298 ✭✭✭✭later12


    Would it be rude if I posted my dirty crockery home to my mother?

    It's really becoming a nuisance.


  • #1677
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    What's crockery? It sounds really rude. You should do it.

    Your mother will be delighted to recieve a load of dirt from you.


  • #1678
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Go Greek on that shit then paper plate it till marriage/dishwasher purchase/exemplification of modern maculinity.

    Fago! wrote: »
    Sorry I don't speak whore. Translate!



    <3 Vic Reeves
    He's good but he's no Gunpowder Legs Man. *swoon*


  • #1679
    Squarewave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    later10 wrote: »
    Would it be rude if I posted my dirty crockery home to my mother?

    It's really becoming a nuisance.

    Send her your dirty rockery too, you can never be too careful when it comes to lichen..


  • #1680
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Someone lick my faec


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  • #1681
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    2011514134931_Snoopy.jpg

    http://www.inseparabileforum.com/forum/topic_TOPIC_ID_48836.htm


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