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girlfriend trouble.

  • 17-01-2012 12:03AM
    #1
    teednab-el
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,971 ✭✭✭


    I'm 26 years old and find it hard to get girlfriends. Need advice on how to finally make the breakthrough. I'm slightly shy by nature and mightn't be the most sexiest. Where to start?


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  • #2
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Well, you've come to the right place for advice.


  • #3
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Well, you've come to the right place for advice with no abuse, Elephant Man.


  • #4
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Well, you've come to the right place for advice.
    Kevin Duffy wrote: »
    Well, you've come to the right place for advice with no abuse, Elephant Man.

    GTF outta my head :eek:


  • #5
    Sl!mCharles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 492 ✭✭Sl!mCharles


    Well, you've come... ah


  • #6
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    girls are crazy, stay away from them. they is the debil


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  • #7
    Jesus Shaves
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭Jesus Shaves


    Kevin Duffy wrote: »
    GTF outta my head :eek:

    Drink loads before you go out, always a sure fire way to bring home a woman.


  • #8
    Daemos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,645 ✭✭✭Daemos


    I'm pretty sure it only counts as 'girlfriend trouble' if you actually have a girlfriend


  • #9
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,172 ✭ [Deleted User]


    teednab-el wrote: »
    I'm 26 years old and find it hard to get girlfriends. Need advice on how to finally make the breakthrough. I'm slightly shy by nature and mightn't be the most sexiest. Where to start?


    Well you're on the Internet, already a bad start.


  • #10
    CoolHat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 569 ✭✭✭CoolHat


    "..faint heart never won fair lady.."

    Its true, op. Very true.


  • #11
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Try here....

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056519778


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  • #12
    johnr1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭johnr1


    Theres another guy posted here recently with a similar issue, I was just telling him about you, you should compare notes with him.....:pac:

    edit, I think he got it sorted there in the meantime......he's gone anyway.....



    .


  • #13
    pablomakaveli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    Get a fleshlight. Problem solved.


  • #14
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,172 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Post this thread twice in the same forum, for maximum penetration.


  • #15
    SteelyDanJalapeno
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,393 ✭✭✭✭SteelyDanJalapeno


    Viagra + Rophynol


  • #16
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Sacramento wrote: »
    Post this thread twice in the same forum, for maximum penetration.

    You could copy that and paste it in the Freudian slip thread...save you poking it again...


  • #17
    supersparkz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 295 ✭✭supersparkz


    darokane wrote: »
    Drink loads before you go out, always a sure fire way to bring home a woman.

    Once your not fussy!!!!:pac:


  • #18
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Just be yourself.



    Oh wait.... you want to attract girls?


    Eh.... sheesh...... I dunno.


  • #19
    Mr.Biscuits
    Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Mr.Biscuits


    Sacramento wrote: »
    Post this thread twice in the same forum, for maximum penetration.

    And me thinking my post was deleted.


  • #20
    Red21
    Closed Accounts Posts: 594 ✭✭✭Red21


    teednab-el wrote: »
    I'm 26 years old and find it hard to get girlfriends. Need advice on how to finally make the breakthrough. I'm slightly shy by nature and mightn't be the most sexiest. Where to start?

    Get girls or girlfriends, you do know that generally you're only aloud one girlfriend at a time.


  • #21
    candlegrease
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 475 ✭✭candlegrease


    Sadly the best advice anyone can give you is to become a selfish asshole.


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  • #22
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Red21 wrote: »
    Get girls or girlfriends, you do know that generally you're only aloud one girlfriend at a time.

    Yes, do be careful they don't hear you with each other.


  • #23
    SteelyDanJalapeno
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,393 ✭✭✭✭SteelyDanJalapeno


    teednab-el wrote: »
    I'm 26 years old and find it hard to get girlfriends. Need advice on how to finally make the breakthrough. I'm slightly shy by nature and mightn't be the most sexiest. Where to start?

    TL;DR


  • #24
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Just target girls with low self-esteem and then crush them even further by treating them like a princess for about 6 weeks and then slowly withdrawing you're nice guy image replacing it with that of an utter bastard.

    She'll think it was something she did and you will be able to utterly dominate her.



    Adapted from Irvine Welsh's 'Filth'


  • #25
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    candlegrease wrote: »
    Sadly the best advice anyone can give you is to become a selfish asshole.

    yeah, and treat her like ****. ignore her. gain muscle, get rich and you get the girls.


  • #26
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Hi OP... forget the shyness & just walk up a girl and say... "Get sucking my throbbing cock you dirty whore".

    Women love that.

    PM Dudess for further info.


  • #27
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    invest in some duct tape and chloroform


  • #28
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    You really have to take chance and fod of rejections, its the only way. Join clubs rather trying to click in pubs or clubs where the environment is less competitive.

    Good luck.


  • #29
    COYW
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,930 ✭✭✭COYW


    Invest in a decent ladder and a really good pair of binoculars. It makes spying through their windows so much easier. They love it when guys do that. Great ice breaker.


  • #30
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Any lookers in your local Tesco/Spar/Centra

    Wait until closing time and follow them home
    They love when that happens and will be sure to you invite you inside her place


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  • #31
    kryogen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    teednab-el wrote: »
    I'm 26 years old and find it hard to get girlfriends. Need advice on how to finally make the breakthrough. I'm slightly shy by nature and mightn't be the most sexiest. Where to start?

    Be. Less. Ugly.


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