The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

suzzi · 08-01-2012 06:18PM

xanax?

kelle · 08-01-2012 07:09PM

Little twins called Pinky and Perky - I imagine after the cartoon pigs. OK, they were only 6 at the time and cute and gorgeous - but they would be 26 now and I would imagine they've since changed their names by deed poll!

johnners2981 · 08-01-2012 07:17PM

Chuck Stone wrote: »

John.

working fool · 08-01-2012 07:18PM

Beyonce
A common name now amough the pj wearing community

plein de force · 08-01-2012 10:30PM

Moira

sounds like a granny's name

Chuck was taken · 08-01-2012 10:34PM

Ivy Blue

...Ivy f*cking Blue!!

Bebo stunnah · 08-01-2012 11:24PM

I really hope that they change their surname to Waffle

bfocusd · 08-01-2012 11:28PM

Chuck was taken wrote: »

Ivy Blue

...Ivy f*cking Blue!!

It's blue ivy actually.. (seen on TMZ)

Chuck was taken · 08-01-2012 11:50PM

bfocusd wrote: »

It's blue ivy actually.. (seen on TMZ)

Still a shíte name

recentlybigl · 08-01-2012 11:58PM

Zaza.. not even of foreign decent

bfocusd · 09-01-2012 12:15AM

Chuck was taken wrote: »

bfocusd wrote: »

It's blue ivy actually.. (seen on TMZ)

Still a shíte name

I agree but the reasons to choose it are just as silly, ivy was picked because the no 4 (IV) has brought them luck, both their birthdays are on the 4th, got married on it too..
As for blue, it's got lots of relevance to jay-z, 3 of his albums include the word blue and he's prob a 'cripp' by his obsession with the colour..

If I was to use there theory, my kid would be Red XIII.

ToddyDoody · 09-01-2012 12:28AM

Clement

mayobumblebee · 09-01-2012 12:29PM

one of my teachers in collage was called fiecra like the toothpaste

have heard
chantelle
channese
lanora
shakera
bonny

all girls

i dont hate them all i just think they are unusuall

ElleEm · 09-01-2012 12:32PM

mayobumblebee wrote: »

one of my teachers in collage was called fiecra like the toothpaste

The Irish boy's name is Fiacra.
The toothpaste is Fiacla, which means teeth in Irish!

Hells Belle · 09-01-2012 12:44PM

Watching Judge Judy the other day and there was a girl called Lasanya....pronounced exactly like the food. :rolleyes:

Paparazzo · 09-01-2012 12:54PM

Naming a child is harder is a difficult balancing act. Don't want anything to weird, don't want anything to popular, and if you do find a name that's ok, chances are you've known a knobend with that name and you don't want to associate that name with your child. e.g. "Adolf is nice"
Someone gave me a book called "cool baby names" and had stuff like Thunder, Ace, Rocky and Hercules.

Traonach wrote: »

Would the majority of Irish people not be able to pronounce names like Seán, Aoife, Tomás etc?

Well, if it's just the ability to pronounce names that's important, english names should be fine too.

john t · 09-01-2012 01:33PM

Ymreh, Venus,

09-01-2012 01:54PM

ToddyDoody wrote: »

Clement

thats such a knacker name ... oh wait was the baby wearing a suit

xsiborg · 09-01-2012 02:10PM

just heard on mid-day on tv3 when they were discussing the baby names-

Ruairc, and- Rinceoil!

Borat_Sagdiyev · 09-01-2012 02:35PM

Apologies if this has been posted before but what the hell were the parents thinking?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misty_Hyman

Brendan97 · 09-01-2012 02:44PM

Archibald-Harold Johnstone

paperclip2 · 09-01-2012 02:53PM

Cosima and Bruno.

We had a Spanish visitor once called Mercedes. My poor dad could never get her name right. She was called Fiesta for most of her time with us.

denhaagenite · 09-01-2012 03:00PM

Siníofa (pronounced shin- eefa) not quite sure of the spelling but at the time I remember thinking "Hmmmm, a cross between Sinéad and Aoife, sounds like the Irish equivalent of Laronda or Moeesha". I think it is actually an Irish name though...

LittleBook · 09-01-2012 03:07PM

I used to work with a girl called Lasairfhíona (pronounced Lassarina) who insisted everyone called her "Lassie" ...

I Heart Internet · 09-01-2012 03:12PM

Wayne
Dwayne
Troy
Tyrone

All awful!

jcf · 09-01-2012 03:40PM

Regina ..... and her parents are native English speakers ... I mean a life sentence of slagging inflicted on their daughter.

dulpit · 09-01-2012 03:42PM

Trafford. His dad is naturally a Man United fan...

ElleEm · 09-01-2012 03:43PM

jcf wrote: »

Regina ..... and her parents are native English speakers ... I mean a life sentence of slagging inflicted on their daughter.

I know a couple of girls called Regina.
I also know a Eugena. Not cute!

LenaClaire · 09-01-2012 04:00PM

It would seem that no matter how badly a parent can name their child people can find a way to make it worse for themselves...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45926359/ns/us_news-weird_news/#.TwsAVm85IZQ

Authorities in southern Wisconsin are facing a tongue twister thanks to the arrest of Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop.

The unusually named 30-year-old man was in jail Sunday in Madison. Police say he violated his bail conditions from a previous run-in with the law.
Court records show that his name used to be Jeffrey Drew Wilschke. He legally changed it in October.
The Capital Times reports that Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was arrested last week after residents complained of excessive drinking and drug use near Reynolds Park in Madison. Authorities say he was arrested in another local park last April after police found a loaded handgun in his backpack.
He's tentatively charged with carrying a concealed knife, and possession of drug paraphernalia and marijuana.
Jail records don't list his bail amount or an attorney.

Paparazzo · 09-01-2012 04:00PM

dulpit wrote: »

Trafford. His dad is naturally a Man United fan...

I'd become a hardcore liverpool fan just to spite him

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