The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

novarock · 31-12-2011 01:30AM

billybudd wrote: »

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Is that not the islamic name for jesus?

I believe thats jeshuan

Poxyshamrock · 31-12-2011 01:31AM

Diamanté

byhookorbycrook · 31-12-2011 01:31AM

Isis was an Egyptian godess, temple to hear exisits in Co. Carlow
http://lotuspharia.freeyellow.com/thecircleofisis/id238.html

JustAThought · 31-12-2011 01:32AM

Hayden.
On a BOY <: 0

Wibbles19 · 31-12-2011 01:33AM

Twins called Kylie and Jason

IHeartChemistry · 31-12-2011 01:33AM

All ya hafta do is look at the 'celebs' and see the awful names...

Eugenie I think is an awful one. Moroccan is another one. Some of these famous people should really get a good kick up the arse with the names they choose for their kids.

mattjack · 31-12-2011 01:34AM

Shannon, she has a sister called Liffey and a cousin in England called Thames.

Victor · 31-12-2011 01:35AM

cantdecide wrote: »

...because I think I can beat them all. I swear I considered strangling the poor little bugger to death for his own good. Sit down. Calmly take a deep breath and prepare yourself...

Isis.

Pleb.

In ancient Egyptian religion, Isis was the wife of Osiris and mother of Horus. She was considered the ideal wife and mother, and was believed to be a powerful magician. Isis was worshiped around the Mediterranean basin until the sixth century A.D.

billybudd wrote: »

Is that not the islamic name for jesus?

Isa

NIMAN · 31-12-2011 01:37AM

I enjoy looking at the new arrivals photos in local papers and seeing the newly invented names for children. For me, its a sign of a Jeremy Kyle generation.

Kayden is becoming very popular up here ..... among the trashy folk.

Chuck Stone · 31-12-2011 01:37AM

Inbox wrote: »

This , my mate gave his 2 kids Gaelic names and they will be forever spelling their names out and correcting people on their 'pronunciation' .

So he should choose names to make the jobs of people who write down and pronounce names easier?

PrettyBoy · 31-12-2011 01:37AM

Hate hearing all of these celebrities giving their children the most ridiculous names - Apple, Bear, Brooklyn, Moroccan, Pilot Inspektor, Moon Unit - as if they're trying to out do eachother with the most unique name fot their kids. Idiots.

newmug · 31-12-2011 01:38AM

Molly
Megan
Princess
Natasha

DinnyMc · 31-12-2011 01:38AM

Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (Pronounced 'Albin')

A Swedish couple tried to inflict this name on their son in 1996.
http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/blogs/yahoo-lifestyles/10-illegal-baby-names-194006397-3.html (Number 3)

But the weirdest name I have heard is 'Harper Seven Beckham'.
Don't know why, just sounds weird.

ironictoaster · 31-12-2011 01:40AM

I used to work where they process medical cards applications.

I've had to process application of kids with the names Wacker and Rihanna before. :eek:

sparrowcar · 31-12-2011 01:42AM

Constance :eek:

Adhamh · 31-12-2011 01:42AM

Grenada.

PinkFly · 31-12-2011 01:44AM

There's the folk that call their kids after the celebs

There's one family with Britney n her new baby sister Rihanna ( these people are rough)

Herd a delightful lady roaring Inddiiiiaaanaaaa one day in her best dub accent to which the theme tune of Indiana Jones played in my head...

bigdaddyliamo · 31-12-2011 01:48AM

Sorry Guys but the winner is......Torren Dion.

Yes, it's a boy....No, he's not...you know...of african extraction.

white, plump, and starting out on a life of beatings slagings and, oh yeah, beatings:D

Chuck was taken · 31-12-2011 01:51AM

Rihanna (Seriously)

Fizman · 31-12-2011 01:54AM

My best mates name is Percy.

True Story - About 3 years ago on a night out, a girl came up to him in a club and was all touchy feely. She asked him his name and when he replied, she just walked off.

Ha ha.

Lavezzi · 31-12-2011 02:03AM

When I had my child, I spent weeks on end searching through every bit of conspiracy literature I could find making sure I was not naming my child a name any of the scum had previously named their soon-to-be-scum children. I finally settled on Angelo, because I knew no satanic zionist would ever choose a name with 'angel' in it.

psycho-hope · 31-12-2011 02:10AM

theres a beyonce shakira somewhere in finglas, heard her mother screaming at her the last time i was tesco over there

mattjack · 31-12-2011 02:12AM

Lavezzi wrote: »

When I had my child, I spent weeks on end searching through every bit of conspiracy literature I could find making sure I was not naming my child a name any of the scum had previously named their soon-to-be-scum children. I finally settled on Angelo, because I knew no satanic zionist would ever choose a name with 'angel' in it.

You could've called her Angela.

Rico_98 · 31-12-2011 02:13AM

For a girl margret or abetha
For a boy vlad or fred

The Princess Bride · 31-12-2011 02:15AM

mattjack wrote: »

Shannon, she has a sister called Liffey and a cousin in England called Thames.

Reminds me of the time I met a woman at work, her son was named River.

Me: "is he called after the actor River Phoenix"?

Her (with blank expression and how-a-ya accent) : " No- when me waters broke, it's all I could tink of........."

Lavezzi · 31-12-2011 02:17AM

mattjack wrote: »

You could've called her Angela.

It was a boy. Had it of been a girl I might have, but there are virtually no zionist women as women do not have the same intellectual capabilities as men (fact of science) so I would have been free to choose whichever girl's name I liked.

mattjack · 31-12-2011 02:19AM

Lavezzi wrote: »

It was a boy. Had it of been a girl I might have, but there are virtually no zionist women as women do not have the same intellectual capabilities as men (fact of science) so I would have been free to choose whichever girl's name I liked.

You could have called him Angela.

Celly Smunt · 31-12-2011 02:20AM

Boy's named Ashley.

The worst have to be people who have no idea of the Irish language calling their little parasites "fuinneog" and such.

Rockery Woman · 31-12-2011 02:22AM

Cornelius - seriously, I know a Cornelius! Thats an awful name to be saddled with!

Rockery Woman · 31-12-2011 02:23AM

pmcmahon wrote: »

Boy's named Ashley.

The worst have to be people who have no idea of the Irish language calling their little parasites "fuinneog" and such.

"Fuinneog, Cabaiste, come in yer dinners ready!!!!":pac:

The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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