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LIVELINE Thread - (05/10/11 to 14/02/2012)

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  • #9362
    Jaysoose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,212 ✭✭✭Jaysoose


    And joe is in stitches in the studio at this hilarity... what a crock of sh1te.


  • #9363
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Theres me stupidly typing out the ingredients for Gays whiskey Christmas cake.Then the penny drops.


  • #9364
    telekon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,425 ✭✭✭telekon


    Its kinda funny. :o


  • #9365
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Lets be honest, I'd say if Gaybo checked the bottles of Whiskey in his house, they're probably full of water.


  • #9366
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    Shure aren't we a great wee nation of drunkards and it's all a bit of craic and who cares really. Shure didn't Obama and the queen have a drink when they came to visit.


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  • #9367
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Ah this is greaaattttt, really great, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, really great radio, well done RTE, very funny, brilliant, never heard this before, it's great really funny and brilliant, he he ha hilarious, i'm guffawing me head off here - he tee hee, ohh haa really funny ohh


  • #9368
    yosser hughes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,967 ✭✭✭yosser hughes


    Come back Syl Fox ;all is forgiven.


  • #9369
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    NOT


  • #9370
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    syklops wrote: »
    Theres me stupidly typing out the ingredients for Gays whiskey Christmas cake.Then the penny drops.

    I enjoy baking so I knew something was up when there was no mention of flour...


  • #9371
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    neris wrote: »
    was gay having a few whiskies himself when he was reading this out at the time? 400k a year to mr duffy to play tapes of his hero

    Its sad isnt it?


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  • #9372
    Zwillinge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,682 ✭✭✭Zwillinge


    Wertz wrote: »
    That's twice today...someone in the switchroom must have been at their xmas party last night. Wakey wakey.

    Mics on, poor stories, playing that thing and an ad break... Yup, they must all be hangin'!!


  • #9373
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    syklops wrote: »
    Theres me stupidly typing out the ingredients for Gays whiskey Christmas cake.Then the penny drops.

    Chi ching


  • #9374
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Gay, he who talks like a Queen, but when he's sneering he adopts the brogue of the common Dub...


  • #9375
    yosser hughes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,967 ✭✭✭yosser hughes


    syklops wrote: »
    Theres me stupidly typing out the ingredients for Gays whiskey Christmas cake.Then the penny drops.

    :D:D


  • #9376
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    Lets be honest, I'd say if Gaybo checked the bottles of Whiskey in his house, they're probably full of water.

    Cold tea Jon...


  • #9377
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    Lets be honest, I'd say if Gaybo checked the bottles of Whiskey in his house, they're probably full of water.

    and the cisterns full of bottles ....


  • #9378
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    I feel a sad story coming on....


  • #9379
    neris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,121 ✭✭✭✭neris


    really tempted to make a complaint to the bci about liveline after joe promoting street traders scaming the system and revenue, promoting bank runs and then playing that rubbish. but dont know what grounds to complain on.


  • #9380
    sudzs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,769 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Zwillinge wrote: »
    Mics on, poor stories, playing that thing and an ad break... Yup, they must all be hangin'!!

    Is it the RTE All Day Christmas party today?! ;)


  • #9381
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    vicwatson wrote: »
    I feel a sad story coming on....

    this will cheer you up

    Kathleen.Watkins.Gay.Byrne.jpg


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  • #9382
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    my friend wrote: »
    Gay, he who talks like a Queen, but when he's sneering he adopts the brogue of the common Dub...

    He was born and reared in Rialto he forgets that - Pat Kenny was reared on infirmary road but unlike Gaybo he remembers where he came from :confused::confused: NOT


  • #9383
    bijapos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,002 ✭✭✭bijapos


    IvyTheTerrible wrote: »
    If I had to listen to this sort of thing, I would prefer Frank Kelly's 12 days of Christmas. Now THAT's comedy!

    Pure class.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbejNNCTr7k

    yosser hughes wrote: »
    Come back Syl Fox ;all is forgiven.

    No.

    Dear Syl,

    Please stay the fcuk away from the TV and the radio.

    Thanks

    bijapos


  • #9384
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    The Mother told the Doctor what to prescribe her son...


  • #9385
    yosser hughes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,967 ✭✭✭yosser hughes


    my friend wrote: »
    Gay, he who talks like a Queen, but when he's sneering he adopts the brogue of the common Dub...

    Too true. An utterly charmless individual. The affection people have for him in this country genuinely baffles me. Then again a lot baffles me about this country.:(


  • #9386
    Zwillinge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,682 ✭✭✭Zwillinge


    Ah Joe, lets all take drugs not prescribed for us! Ah g'wan!


  • #9387
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    Have that many of you not heard this before? It's been an RTÉ staple for at least a decade now.

    Self prescribed benzodiazepans for the win. Shure throw a few whiskeys down with them...


  • #9388
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    400k a year to mr duffy to play tapes of his hero

    Yeah, be one or the other. If your going to do humorous skits on the show, make it your own material. Or if you are not a humourous kind of guy, dont play them unless on a 'funny' day, like a friday?

    But playing the tapes your predecessor made when he was doing your job is a bit naff.

    Its like a director bringing our last years annual report and saying "you can change the dates yourselves to this year".


  • #9389
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Oh good god, self medication, that's what people with mental health problems need.


  • #9390
    telekon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,425 ✭✭✭telekon


    vicwatson wrote: »
    I feel a sad story coming on....

    Of course it is, a story about mental illness after Gaybo's drunken sceal. What are Joe and the researchers thinking?:confused:

    Jesus, talk about inappropriate.


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  • #9391
    sudzs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,769 ✭✭✭sudzs


    my friend wrote: »
    The Mother told the Doctor what to prescribe her son...

    And then proceeded to take what the doc did prescribe! :rolleyes:


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