Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

The 'Fortunately' 'Unfortunately' game

1…67891012»

Comments

  • #332
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Fortunately, Pixie stepped up to accept that challenge to nail that bootard, but was frightened off by all the tasteless photos of sex toys the female agent kept in her clutch.


  • #333
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    unfortunately it was a little late to back out now, since Pixie was already wired for sound, so she bravely walked toward the rendezvous...


  • #334
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Fortunately, Pixie looooooooooooved the feel of the wire agin her fur........


  • #335
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Unfortunately That wire had fayed a bit and it really was a live wire causing a small shock every few steps so that poor pixie looked quite normal for a few steps as she made her way along, but then, there would come a shock that caused her to jerk straight up, hair on end for the next stagger step forward...


  • #336
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Fortunately.............EVERYBODY saw that smile on her lips during the enormous electrical discharge of DIRECT current..........:D


  • Advertisement
  • #337
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Unfortunately. It was more of a grimace, and then it began to rain... (it was a looong walk)


  • #338
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Fortunately, it was a very short pier...


  • #339
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Unfortunately....there were great big signs saying...."don't think this is the sort of pier that you take a long walk off....this is actually a short pier...therefore, only short walks are allowed....."....if it's a long walk you're havin...then find a long pier"....PS...first word should really read 'Fortunately' as it's deki doing the walking on the pier, and I no want any harm done to poor deki.... but since I need to keep consistency, I said unfortunately....unfortunately...


  • #340
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Fortunately, at least for the media, Pixie never learned to read, the poor little goober...


  • #341
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Unfortunately....... there was an attack on boards.ie, and all of the last posts were destroyed beyond repair (regardless of what the next poster says:p)...so we just have to start again....

    Fotunately, it was a very pleasant day at the seaside and everyone was having a lovely time...................................................:D


  • Advertisement
  • #342
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Unfortunately, the festivities were interrupted by unruly flocks of gulls and pigeons who relentlessly showered the crowd with with aqueous blessings from above...Don't look up! :rolleyes:


  • #343
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Fortunately everyone brought a change of clothes and baby wipes.


  • #344
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    unfortunately the birds had been feeding well and the supply of wipes was soon used and the rough paper towels had to be put in use.


  • #345
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    It's been 2 years. Let it die.


  • #346
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Fortunately to spare the last few brain cells of our fearless leader the thread was torched by a wandering arsonist practicing his trade and burnt to a crispy cinder sending Pixie and all the others up in a blaze of glory. fini.


  • #347
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Unfortunately pixie was not naked.


Advertisement