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US Congress rules that pizza is a vegetable

  • 18-11-2011 02:16AM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 559 ✭✭✭


    PIZZA IS A vegetable – at least according to a decision made by the US Congress. Who knew?
    American lawmakers have ruled that the amount of tomato paste in pizza sauce means that pizzas can be counted as a vegetable.
    The bizarre move, which was decided in a vote on the annual spending bill for the Department of Agriculture, happened for purely political reasons.
    The crucial bill had oversight over subsidised school meals, and the department was seeking to restrict pizza, chips and starchy vegetables from the menu for school children in a bid to combat child obesity.
    MSNBC reports that politicians had been lobbied heavily by the frozen food industry who didn’t want to see a major revenue stream cut off given how often pizza is found on the menus of school canteens in the US.
    School meals subsidised by the government are mandated to include a certain amount of vegetables and the Department of Agriculture’s plan would have pushed pizza-makers at least partly out of the school lunch business.
    The salt industry, potato growers, and some conservative politicians who said that the federal government shouldn’t be involved in telling children what to eat, also lobbied against the change.
    After some debate, Congress voted that anything containing two tablespoons of tomato sauce can be labelled a vegetable, putting pizza into the vegetable category.
    The Obama administration is fighting to make school lunches healthier in the face of a growing obesity problem across the country.

    http://www.thejournal.ie/us-congress-rules-that-pizza-is-a-vegetable-282033-Nov2011/

    So, they wanted to restrict the amount of fatty stodge served up to kids in cafeterias and introduce more vegetables, so frozen-food industry lobbyists strong-arm them into classing pizza as a vegetable so it can continue to be served. *bangs head against wall* It's inane because even if there was enough tomato sauce to class as a portion, that doesn't make PIZZA a vegetable, because er, well, pizza =/= tomato.

    PS. Yes, yes, I know tomato is technically a fruit. :pac:


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Comments

  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Only in America..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Yakult wrote: »
    Only in America..
    **** Yeah!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,731 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    I dont even...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 773 ✭✭✭Wetai


    Including Pizza with pepperoni, bacon, sausage, meatballs, ham & beef?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    mmm pizza .... hmmm dominos open at this hour ?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,651 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    I dont even...
    ... what is this?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 559 ✭✭✭Miss Olenska


    LiamN wrote: »
    Including Pizza with pepperoni, bacon, sausage, meatballs, ham & beef?

    And crappy processed cheese?

    I've no problem with kids having cheese, in small doses it's good for them, but not that processed muck you just know would be on cafeteria pizza.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    I'll bet Jamie Oliver is crying into his pesto.

    So where can I get seeds for this delicious new vegetable? I'll plant them right next to my coca cola tree...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    Additionally I propose that over half the US congress is composed of vegetable...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,733 ✭✭✭oppenheimer1


    So they pass a law saying that children must eat veg at school, presumably to stop them junk food. They then decide to term a type of junk food a veg, in order to get around this?

    Why don't they just be honest with themselves, as they are fooling no one but themselves.


    Strange country.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    And crappy processed cheese?

    Pizza cheese is not crappy :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    I wonder how many slices is one of your 5 a day?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,943 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    ah politicians are gas. the EU classed the carrot as a fruit for a while because you can get carrot jam in portugal, and it confused them so much since you can't make jam out of anything that's not a fruit.... apparently.
    eventually they copped on, just like the bendy banana rules.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 365 ✭✭Bullchomper


    Next in the US of A; Yes - you can classify guns as stationery, they are paper weights.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    The US Congress must be full of vegetables.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Wertz wrote: »
    I'll bet Jamie Oliver is crying into his pesto.

    So where can I get seeds for this delicious new vegetable? I'll plant them right next to my coca cola tree...
    A pizza tree would be the best thing ever.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 559 ✭✭✭Miss Olenska


    So they pass a law saying that children must eat veg at school, presumably to stop them junk food. They then decide to term a type of junk food a veg, in order to get around this?

    Exactly.

    Not strange really, just big business calling the shots. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    Only if it was thin stuffed crust.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭CliffHuxtabel


    Also Purple is a fruit


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Dough!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 870 ✭✭✭Jagle


    Exactly.

    Not strange really, just big business calling the shots. :(

    like how we closed off licenses an hour early to stop kids drinking...


    right...


    :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2 Aliensdidit


    maybe their planing on making their bases from potato?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    So can you boil it and eat it with your meat and potatoes?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 773 ✭✭✭Wetai


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    So can you boil it
    Do not want.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2 Aliensdidit


    better than the microwave : /

    kinda maybe


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,331 ✭✭✭RichieC


    Herman Cane owns Godfather's Pizzas. (or was ceo) my nets too slow to check it. :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 220 ✭✭EKClarke


    RichieC wrote: »
    Herman Cane owns Godfather's Pizzas. (or was ceo) my nets too slow to check it. :o

    He was CEO part-time, the rest of his time he spent feeling people up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Wertz wrote: »
    I'll bet Jamie Oliver is crying into his pesto.

    pesto on pizza is fvckin savage :cool:


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 17,898 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manic Moran


    ah politicians are gas. the EU classed the carrot as a fruit for a while because you can get carrot jam in portugal, and it confused them so much since you can't make jam out of anything that's not a fruit.... apparently.
    eventually they copped on, just like the bendy banana rules.

    Did they actually change that back? I remember when it was reclassified as a fruit. Farmer being interviewed in the Irish Times about it said he couldn't talk as was too busy pruning his carrot trees.

    NTM


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,265 ✭✭✭✭Borderfox


    Not one bit suprised from Yankville


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