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Wibbs · 17-11-2011 04:22PM

Miss Olenska wrote: »

That's probably because they take trojan amounts of stamina to do right.

Or serious technique. The lazy woman(or man) figures out that damn fine technique means they don't get lockjaw and neck spasms.

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

Still wouldn't leave any dog in a room with a child tho thats just palin silly

+1000. Even a "toy" dog can do damage to a kid and are often more snappy. TBH gun to my head, I'd trust a rottweiler more than some smaller "harmless" breeds around kids. Rotties seem to love kids(not in a fine dining sort of way) for some reason. Their family's anyway.

Bullchomper · 17-11-2011 04:23PM

In my opinion all AH threads follow a classic formula

OP - Bold statement/opinion

1 - funny comment

2 - rebuttal

3 - funny comment

4 - rebuttal on rebuttal

5 - more funny comments

6 - out and out war between those opposed or in favour for the OP statement

7 - more funny comments

8 - all those in battle go off point and start arguing about something else

9 - last few dwindling funny comments

10 - all flock to another thread and follow same procedure.....

I'm not saying I don't like it though....

Miss Olenska · 17-11-2011 04:23PM

Wibbs wrote: »

Or serious technique. The lazy woman(or man) figures out that damn fine technique means they don't get lockjaw and neck spasms.

I wouldn't say they're being lazy, it's bloody hard work!

Plus, what does it for one man might not do it for the next guy.

Jimoslimos · 17-11-2011 04:25PM

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

Blowjobs are crap.

Y'know, I kinda have to agree with you here. I get more turned on giving a girl oral than receiving. Maybe not 'crap' but certainly overrated. Even with a stupendous blowjob I'd still prefer to have my d**k somewhere else.

That said it can be a fun part of foreplay and not something I turn down as a rule!*

*PMs welcome

The King of Moo · 17-11-2011 04:25PM

Wibbs wrote: »

Yea and that's bloody sad for the poor hound. I mean if you read up the list of "issues" with some of the popular breeds trotted out as if "this is a pity, but kinda expected" you do scratch your head. I mean WTF?

+1 a dog that actually looks like a dog not some flat faced rat on a string. Less likely to be mental basket cases too, though often that's the owner's fault.

Yeah, I know a few people who've got very expensive "pedigree" dogs just to show off their money. They keep the dogs inside all the time and never take care of them, and it drives the poor dogs nuts.

It really boils my blood to see such neglect borne out of vanity and stupidity.

Oranage2 · 17-11-2011 04:27PM

Wibbs wrote: »

Why not? Maybe I've been fortunate, but any pitbull I've encountered has been a slobbering dote. Their much vaunted superdoggie bite power? A German Shepherd has a stronger bite strength contrary to popular. 100lbs per square inch more. Even a fluffy Labrador can do a lot of damage if it wanted to and it's bite strength wouldn't be that far off a pitbull. Again maybe just my experience, but I've met more unreliable Labs, than pitbulls and rottweilers and poodles can be vicious little barstewards.

However I would massively increase the regulations surrounding breeding and maybe bring in vetting(no pun) for those wishing to get a dog. Any dog. I'd add another maybe unpopular opinion for some doggie lovers; too many so called pedigree dog breeds are inbred fashion mutants, so far away from the original dog shape as to be ridiculous.

Sorry I'm running out so this might be a bit rushed.

And pedigree breeding is something I strongly disagree with but that's for another day.

As for the APT, I was walking my dog last week and a guy, shaved head, tatoos on the neck had 2. My dog was off the lead and ran over to his dogs, I hurried over and the 2 pitpulls were the 2 friendliest dogs I've encountered, and the guy was pretty friendly too even for a gurryer looking chap. I've also haven't encountered a vicious pittbull and the only times my dog does get attacked is by small terriers.

But that aside, dogs have instints, small terriers and hunting, collies and herding and rottweillers for garding. THese were bred into the dogs over 100s of years and the pitpull was bred to fight, still used to fight.

Also a dog like the APT in my opinion is just to big and too powerful to be kept as pet for the majority of people and because of its size it attracts the wrong sort of owner.

Miss Olenska · 17-11-2011 04:27PM

Jimoslimos wrote: »

Maybe not 'crap' but certainly overrated. Even with a stupendous blowjob I'd still prefer to have my d**k somewhere else.

Well, I reckon part of the appeal is the feeling of having someone subordinate to you.

Snowie · 17-11-2011 04:29PM

Miss Olenska wrote: »

Well, I reckon part of the appeal is the feeling of having someone subordinate to you.

stop with the pphsy colgy nothing better then blasting a woman in the face and leaving her looking like Jackson Pollock woz ere

Da Shins Kelly · 17-11-2011 05:41PM

Wibbs wrote: »

I'd add another maybe unpopular opinion for some doggie lovers; too many so called pedigree dog breeds are inbred fashion mutants, so far away from the original dog shape as to be ridiculous.

People couldn't be in denial about this, surely?? I thought it was a well-known fact that most pedigree dogs are f*cked up from generations of inbreeding.

Da Shins Kelly · 17-11-2011 06:04PM

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

no the us army did not kill him..

a seal member did because he claimed he saw a gun

and he wanted to chin the fvcker

#whynot

Whatever. The point still stands. It shouldn't have happened the way it did, in my opinion.

pragmatic1 · 17-11-2011 06:10PM

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

Blowjobs are crap.

Not crap but a serious lack of skills in this country.

Sunnyisland · 17-11-2011 06:34PM

I don't like the saw doctors.

I don't like pat short.

I don't like killinaskully.

I don't like hardy bucks.

cruiser178 · 17-11-2011 06:38PM

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

Blowjobs are crap.

:rolleyes:

Seriously like!!

Sky King · 17-11-2011 06:45PM

Your sig works well as part of that post too cruiser.

Scanlas I think whoever you're getting them from is crap. Why not flip 'er over and fong it into 'er love pocket?

Da Shins Kelly · 17-11-2011 06:46PM

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Not crap but a serious lack of skills in this country.

In this country?? Have you received a blowjob from every Irish girl - cos that's a serious achievement!

Caiseoipe19 · 17-11-2011 06:46PM

FetchTheGin wrote: »

It's nearly that time again, when that fat cunt with the beard brings a load of shit presents around for the kids. I hate mothers in law.

Same genes as your wife...just give her a few years and she'll be just like her mother!

Miss Olenska · 17-11-2011 06:48PM

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Not crap but a serious lack of skills in this country.

But then, no fella EVER seems to able to put into words what makes a good one so no wonder we're fúcked! One has to learn a skill, ya know?

Chuck Stone · 17-11-2011 06:53PM

Wibbs wrote: »

Any dog. I'd add another maybe unpopular opinion for some doggie lovers; too many so called pedigree dog breeds are inbred fashion mutants,

+ 1. My own sister got a dog and she said 'He's hypoallergenic' - I was like WTF?

so far away from the original dog shape as to be ridiculous.

The original dog shape being the wolf!

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Chuck Stone · 17-11-2011 06:55PM

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

Blowjobs are crap.

Depends if you're giving or receiving I guess.

NWPat · 17-11-2011 06:58PM

People who don't want to work should NOT be made to. AND they should get the dole with no hassle.

Lustrum · 17-11-2011 06:58PM

Angelina Jolie is a muntgoblin.

I don't get how people think her ugly melted welly head is remotely attractive

Sky King · 17-11-2011 06:59PM

muntgoblin

I like this word.

seanbmc · 17-11-2011 07:01PM

I think someone's music taste can say something about their inteligence.

Chuck Stone · 17-11-2011 07:05PM

seanbmc wrote: »

I think someone's music taste can say something about their inteligence.

Well that's not true because Stephen Hawking is a MASSIVE Boyzone fan. He even has a Boyzone quilt cover and pillowcase which is proof of his fanhoodness.

pragmatic1 · 17-11-2011 07:05PM

Da Shins Kelly wrote: »

In this country?? Have you received a blowjob from every Irish girl - cos that's a serious achievement!

Yes and they were all substandard. Even your mum.

Da Shins Kelly · 17-11-2011 07:08PM

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Yes and they were all substandard. Even your mum.

Ah, the good ol' 'yore ma' jokes. Still as hilarious as ever, as we can all see here.

pragmatic1 · 17-11-2011 07:08PM

Miss Olenska wrote: »

But then, no fella EVER seems to able to put into words what makes a good one so no wonder we're fúcked! One has to learn a skill, ya know?

No teeth, plenty of saliva/tongue and dont be timid. Not much to ask for.

pragmatic1 · 17-11-2011 07:08PM

Da Shins Kelly wrote: »

Ah, the good ol' 'yore ma' jokes. Still as hilarious as ever, as we can all see here.

Thanks.

Chuck Stone · 17-11-2011 07:09PM

pragmatic1 wrote: »

No teeth, plenty of saliva/tongue and dont be timid. Not much to ask for.

Just make sure she takes out her dentures man. :pac:

Miss Olenska · 17-11-2011 07:10PM

pragmatic1 wrote: »

No teeth, plenty of saliva/tongue and dont be timid. Not much to ask for.

I very much doubt you never had one with the above criteria met in this country. And I SERIOUSLY doubt teeth happens every time. If it has, unlucky you.

A good BJ requires more than your above criteria and varies from man to man. It's a complicated business!

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