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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Don't be sorry! It's not your fault. Just you wait til I get on a pc in the morning, i can tell you it'll be a permanent ban when I'm finished with him.

    I also just offended the freaks in the Christianity forum. I swore too. So not only will I be banned, but I'm going to hell too cause I'm a "non believer"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I like it standing up sometimes, against the wall.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    doovdela wrote: »
    thank you have a hot bean yoke handy that I can pop in and heat in the microwave.

    It just needs to be warm. If it's your neck that's sore, self massage gently draining up towards the lymph nodes behind ears. Never work down. Also instead of the wine drink plenty of Water to flush any toxins released out, as tension usually occurs when the muscle is fatigued and is not getting enough oxygen


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Don't be sorry! It's not your fault. Just you wait til I get on a pc in the morning, i can tell you it'll be a permanent ban when I'm finished with him.

    I also just offended the freaks in the Christianity forum. I swore too. So not only will I be banned, but I'm going to hell too cause I'm a "non believer"

    Ya know abusive pms can get a site ban, right?

    Nice knowing ya Stormy!

    It's ok though, i'm sure the FSM will forgive you, praise his noodley appendages.
    Cthulhu may not be so kind.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,351 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    hondasam wrote: »
    I like it standing up sometimes, against the wall.

    eh its to relieve the tension in my back not abut sex!? :confused::eek: This is a massage we're talking about?!:o
    It just needs to be warm. If it's your neck that's sore, self massage gently draining up towards the lymph nodes behind ears. Never work down. Also instead of the wine drink plenty of Water to flush any toxins released out, as tension usually occurs when the muscle is fatigued and is not getting enough oxygen

    Ya lukewarm. that's how I like it. ya its not only in my neck but all over my back right down from top to bottom of my back. Tummy a bit tense last night too but that's gone tonight.

    Ok cool thanks Storm, I keep note of that in future.:cool:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    *pictures storm nude*

    alriiiight.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Ya know abusive pms can get a site ban, right?

    Nice knowing ya Stormy!
    who said it's going to be abusive? Surprising as it may seem I am capable of a civil debate. (y)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    To flirtar with you, ya randy lil rascal!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Fago! wrote: »
    *pictures storm nude*

    alriiiight.


    Aight baybay. You callin over?! xox


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Take back all my posts, thought it was about sex, Dela you said you needed a man


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Aight baybay. You callin over?! xox

    On me way, fine ass bitch!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,351 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    hondasam wrote: »
    Take back all my posts, thought it was about sex, Dela you said you needed a man

    I needed a man yes but I also need a massage for my back mainly that though....not necessarily a man but maybe a man to do a massage for moi!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Fago! wrote: »
    On me way, fine ass bitch!

    Don't forget the whipped cream. And the Vaseline. I've a real treat for you ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Don't forget the whipped cream. And the Vaseline. I've a real treat for you ;)

    Don't forget the domestos. I've a surprise for you too ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Are you trying to tell me you're going to disinfect me before we get nasty?! :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,351 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    more wine please i'm irish!:cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,351 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    bump and blip!:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Are you trying to tell me you're going to disinfect me before we get nasty?! :(

    I'm telling you to trust me!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    <3 xo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    bbz


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Fago baby; I'm on the train. I need you to come beat up a bitch for me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    No seriously I have a migrane because I'm dehydrated. I'm on the train after 4 hours interuptted sleep.

    Some LUTHER on the train next to me wearing jeans with the knees ripped out of them, a slipknot hoodie, a leather jacket and a sleeveless light colour denim jacket.

    He's 45 if he's a day. He has jet black long wavy hair and a fringe in his eyes like a Yorkshire terrier.
    He has a Grey 3/4 day beard going on.

    He's sitting here, listening to horrid music with a lot of drums and screeching, up so loud that three people have already moved, and he's ****ing MOSHING in his seat. Half expecting him to leap out and ****ing air guitar.

    He's randomly screeching lyrics I can't understand too.

    I feel like breaking the ****ing mp3 over his head


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Now I moved sitting behind a forgien child who has a barking cough. fml


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Ha not your day huh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I wanna sleep all day.

    Someone put on a blonde wig and go have lunch with my family for me. They don't pay much attention to me so you'll be grand


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I are hangover.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,351 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Rock on!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Lol two day ban from after hours. Strangely liberating. Someone needs to remove the stick from keith1989s ass so as his boyfriend can continue to **** him in it.

    I've warned you about this crap before. If you want to bitch about other users behind their backs, start a f*cking blog.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Fair enough sarky - but I don't bitch behind peoples back. I'm quite open about it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Ha zing!


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