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Storminateacup · 12-10-2011 11:13AM

And either my feet are getting shorter or my shoes are getting longer. Iv been a size 4 since I was 15 I suppose, and my flats that I'm wearing today are a 4. Fitted me when I got them, now I can fit middle and index finger on their side between my heel and the shoe heel

Princess Peach · 12-10-2011 11:21AM

I weigh half a ton and my teeth are gonna fall out of my mouth as a result of bad diets.

Be careful!

Storminateacup · 12-10-2011 11:28AM

I've tried every diet you can think of. When I was younger I was really good at them - I was a chubby child, size 10 in 3rd year. Size 6 in leaving cert.

Stopped breastfeeding and feel like a whale, I tried the weightwatchers diet by myself and the amount of points they recommended seen me gain 1 and 3/4 lbs.

The only thing that's gonna work now is that if I burn off more calories than I consume. It's not nice - but it gets easier when you get used to it

Princess Peach · 12-10-2011 11:39AM

I've tried every diet too. And that one your doing now.

All resulted in me with my head in a toilet after every large meal.

Calm down and have a sandwich if your hungry.

Storminateacup · 12-10-2011 11:47AM

Nah I wouldn't puke after eating, it ruins your teeth and it's achieving nothing ugh. If I had the energy to exercise more I could eat more but I'm not sleeping and I'm constantly tired and even running is draining me. The gym writes me off the past few weeks and I have black circles under my eye to rival mike Tyson

Princess Peach · 12-10-2011 11:48AM

You'd have more energy if you ate more you silly sausage!

Storminateacup · 12-10-2011 11:51AM

This is only the second day! Ha. Ugh. I'm sure it'll all work out but no pain no gain eh

Storminateacup · 12-10-2011 11:57AM

Omg there's this really fat monstrosity of a young one next to me, wearing burnt orange tights, shorts (possibly a tent) and flat leapord print ankle boots, which not surprisingly has elasticated sides. Her hair is piled high on her head and has ridiculous pink blush dotted prominently on her face. A faux fur scarf and a camel knit cardigan which is thankfully long enough to cover what looks like thunder thighs. Whoever let her out looking like that should be shot and fattie - if you read this later, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Suddenly not feeling so hungry

Storminateacup · 12-10-2011 11:58AM

Burnt orange? Cmon. People have written ****ing ESSAYS on why large people need to avoid anything that's practically see thru

Princess Peach · 12-10-2011 12:02PM

Nice to see you too Storm

:(:(:(

Storminateacup · 12-10-2011 12:07PM

Honey -- it did nothing for you!!

hondasam · 12-10-2011 02:07PM

What's up Ladies, is storm having a fat day. I don't have fat days.

Princess Peach · 12-10-2011 02:08PM

My life is a fat day. Its great. Pizza, cake and cocktails later!

hondasam · 12-10-2011 02:14PM

I stay away from junk food,usually. I do have the odd lapse.

Princess Peach · 12-10-2011 02:18PM

Me too. Its called the afternoon.

hondasam · 12-10-2011 02:19PM

Do you not have a healthy diet? are you a fitness freak?

Princess Peach · 12-10-2011 02:22PM

Neither! I'm just fat!

hondasam · 12-10-2011 02:39PM

Do you exercise? go for walks or anything.

Princess Peach · 12-10-2011 02:50PM

I do tennis, soccer, go karting and martial arts melees.

hondasam · 12-10-2011 03:15PM

You are into fitness. Tennis is great. have not played soccer in years.played camoige in school.
what other games do you play?

Sarky · 12-10-2011 03:47PM

Enough, gynocrats. This isn't the ladies lounge.

hondasam · 12-10-2011 03:53PM

Sorry boss, are you cranky

Storminateacup · 12-10-2011 04:30PM

Funnily enough I absolutely hate team sports. I work better solo. That's why I love running, pound the agression out pretend I'm running on someones face.

What sports do you do Sam

hondasam · 12-10-2011 04:40PM

None now, good bedroom workout,have treadmill and exercise bike at home, walk most days.

Storminateacup · 12-10-2011 04:44PM

Not too shabby at all! Just in work. Dossing. Some pervy aul lad came in earlier for a massage, butt naked - no underwear, so we asked him to leave. Really cheered me up it did.

hondasam · 12-10-2011 04:49PM

I must get a massage from you some day. had a hot stone massage recently, heaven.

Storminateacup · 12-10-2011 04:54PM

Call in! Id even let you remove ur underwear haha

hondasam · 12-10-2011 05:01PM

I would insist all underwear is off, your's included

Storminateacup · 12-10-2011 05:04PM

Ill book u in immed!

Princess Peach · 12-10-2011 05:08PM

I play golf too.

I can't get massages on account of my tickles.

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