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Would you pose nude?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Save it for the prison forum :P
    steddyeddy wrote: »
    I would definatly do that! I have some interesting tattoos for the more creative life drawing classes!
    Bagenal wrote: »
    I modelled today for the first time in years, there wasnt a hope of getting a "stiffie", 2 poses were an hour long each. I had cramps in my arms and legs at the end of each.

    Hmm.... prison, tattoos and cramps in the arms.... not sure that was the indended direction of the thread...

    Hour is a long time to stay pretty still, though.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    Bagenal wrote: »
    I modelled today for the first time in years, there wasnt a hope of getting a "stiffie", 2 poses were an hour long each. I had cramps in my arms and legs at the end of each.

    Fairplay

    I model to,

    I am a before model, this is what he looked like before he start using our product, but now (enter Brad Pitt) look at him now.

    Except I only get out of bed for 10 grand. So I stay in bed alot.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    sure why not, its only flesh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    I would, except that I'd probably put someone's eye out


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,048 ✭✭✭vampire of kilmainham


    Ladies should expose only their ankles in public.
    true only after they have exposed everything else


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,605 ✭✭✭OakeyDokey


    If I had the body, was confident enough and the OH not minding then I probably would.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Last time I posed nude 43 and a half people died.

    Never again...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭Reamer Fanny


    If the price was right


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 875 ✭✭✭Caco


    Kinda have done before (OH at the time was a photographer who always had her camera with her!) so prob would again if the price was right!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    justryan wrote: »
    If the price was right
    i would as well,but the most i could afford to pay is about £10,


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Could be some money to made from this if you're in Dublin:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=2056422513

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,127 ✭✭✭ZombieBride


    Have done it many times, you just end up getting stiff from the poses, it's no big deal, the artists are used to seeing people of all shapes naked. And we are all naked under our clothes anyway.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 884 ✭✭✭spider guardian


    jackie1974 wrote: »
    I did life drawing, nobody bats an eyelid. The model we had was very chilled and comfortable so everybody felt at ease and for the majority of the class it was their first time drawing nudes. Id go for it if the opportunity comes your way, even if you're a nervous wreck, fake confidence and you'll soon get used to it. Also you dont have to be rippling with muscle or have a great body apparently a model with cushioning makes a better subject.

    There's a euphemism if I ever seen one!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 peppi21


    I'd need to have been an active member of a gym for quite a while as well as extensive psychotherapy before I'd be able to.

    So I think I'd actually lose money if I tried.
    Fancy doing a class in Mayo on sat 3rd March????
    Harder to find a model than i thought


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 peppi21


    justryan wrote: »
    If the price was right
    Fancy coming to mayo to do a class??? will pay for travel expenses :) Its for a hen party. Good Pay. Sat 3rd March. Soooo hard to find a model :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 peppi21


    Bagenal wrote: »
    I modelled today for the first time in years, there wasnt a hope of getting a "stiffie", 2 poses were an hour long each. I had cramps in my arms and legs at the end of each.
    Would you travel to Mayo for a class on Sat 3rd March???? Would pay extra for travel expenses. Its for a hen party. please consider


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Yes
    And watch the class turn to stone.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    peppi21 wrote: »
    Would you travel to Mayo for a class on Sat 3rd March???? Would pay extra for travel expenses. Its for a hen party. please consider

    You want a stripper? Or a life class model? Odd hen party


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 peppi21


    44leto wrote: »
    Yes
    And watch the class turn to stone.
    ah thats not nice

    im being serious. really need a model. had one booked for months and he had to cancel due to health reasons. im starting to panic coz im realizing how hard it is to find a model


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 peppi21


    You want a stripper? Or a life class model? Odd hen party
    Looking for a life drawing model, who doesnt mind a bit of giggling at him. You interested??

    Just something different for a hen party


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    I don't think the girls would like me too much


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,000 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    peppi21 wrote: »
    Looking for a life drawing model, who doesnt mind a bit of giggling at him. You interested??

    Just something different for a hen party


    lol.

    Go on stupidusername - it will certinaly be well.....different - be worth it for the facial expressions when you turn up and start kiting off:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    How much money is in it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 peppi21


    I don't think the girls would like me too much
    why?? if you would consider it please pm me for some more details...where it is etc


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 peppi21


    How much money is in it?
    depends really. coz i would allow for travel expenses if you travelled from a distance


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    I dunno,a certain kinda girl can like me nude alright...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Ladies should expose only their ankles in public.
    That's outrageous behaviour in some countries.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 peppi21


    How much money is in it?
    I wouldnt expect the model to be completly nude... a funny face mask or something!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    How many face masks do I get?


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  • Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭ Kaden Sticky Hat


    shinikins wrote: »
    That Neil fella sounds like a hero.
    I've just noticed that the only person who's thanked you so far is Testicle. Seems apt, seeing as Neil had only the one.
    thank god someone open this thread again this exchange had me in tears laughing brillant


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