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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Spread wrote: »
    Ramette, I'll be a gentleman and NOT quote you.

    big lick:p


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Ramette


    Spread you gentleman you! I am not a civil servant, I am something much worse! Rhymes with tanker :-0

    Any quick hangover cures?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Ramette wrote: »

    Any quick hangover cures?

    go to bed now with a glass of water is probably the best advice


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Ramette wrote: »
    Spread you gentleman you! I am not a civil servant, I am something much worse! Rhymes with tanker :-0

    Any quick hangover cures?

    There was a young lady from Sri Lanka.
    Who worked hard as a.........:pac:

    There used to be something called Underberg (small bottle in brown paper wrapping held in bandoliers at pubs) It was pretty good for hangovers I seem to remember.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Ramette


    Nite all,
    I shall be suitably repentant in the morning ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Cicero wrote: »
    big lick:p

    Hey! Withdraw! I'm not the teacher's pet. Jealousy will get you nowhere :)
    Ramette wrote: »
    Spread you gentleman you! I am not a civil servant, I am something much worse! Rhymes with tanker :-0

    Any quick hangover cures?

    On the first point, do we have to pay 15c per slip/post?

    My favourite cure was, A measure of Brandy, a measure of Cointreau and a dash of Spirit of Cloves. Give it a good whisk and down the hatch. Repeat once or twice and hit the hay. A pint of water by the bedside will stop any somnambulism in search of chilled H2O :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Ramette wrote: »
    Spread you gentleman you! I am not a civil servant, I am something much worse! Rhymes with tanker :-0


    Phew....for a minute there I thought you were going to say Banker ;):D

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    Good day my friends!! Have a good one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Has Ramette surfaced yet?

    I am sure I heard some moans and groans coming from the bathroom.:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,637 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    /Gathers the makings of Bloody Marys
    I'll make up a pitcher of 'The Cure' for her...And sure it would be rude not to have one myself, just to keep her company. Anyone else care for one? Extra tobascco and extra black pepper, extra dash of Worcestershire and extra vodka in it. :cool:

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Good moaning all ! :) Overcast and cool with rain in the pipeline. :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Spread wrote: »
    Good moaning all ! :) Overcast and cool with rain in the pipeline. :(

    Do we take this to mean it is overcast, cool and you need to have a pee?
    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    OldGoat wrote: »
    /Gathers the makings of Bloody Marys
    I'll make up a pitcher of 'The Cure' for her...And sure it would be rude not to have one myself, just to keep her company. Anyone else care for one? Extra tobascco and extra black pepper, extra dash of Worcestershire and extra vodka in it. :cool:

    I'll have a jug of that OG, can I have a raw egg in mine too. just for the protein.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Ramette


    I am about to give a three hour presentation. I am so dehydrated and my head hurts, wine mid week is not a good idea :(

    And the thought of a bloody Mary *shudders*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    this morning i feel like a new born baby,no hair no teeth,and i think i have just wet myself


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,637 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Ramette wrote: »
    I am so dehydrated and my head
    ^^^This is why BM's are the business. Juice re-hydrates you, spices and peppers refresh you, alcohol numbs the pain and the celery stick gives your stomach acids something to work on.
    It's the magic potion I tells ya. Trust one who have tried them all.


    (Raw egg on the side rather then in the glass though IF your tastes run to the raw egg aspect of the cure) :)

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    ginger biscuits for the dicky tummy and a teaspoon of honey to replace the conengers for teh headache

    water, paracetamol and a big fry up

    sorted


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,501 ✭✭✭Madam


    Em.... Did some one leave a drink behind for me:)

    Sorry to interrupt the flow!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,637 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Madam wrote: »
    Em.... Did some one leave a drink behind for me:)

    Sorry to interrupt the flow!
    /Charming and suave and goatish...
    Well hello there.
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    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,501 ✭✭✭Madam


    OldGoat wrote: »
    /Charming and suave and goatish...
    Well hello there.
    terry_thomas.jpg

    Hmmm:confused: Good afternoon to you sir:)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Hello there Madam :)

    Watch out for the men in here..they'll have you drinking for breakfast before the week is out ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,501 ✭✭✭Madam


    chucken1 wrote: »
    Hello there Madam :)

    Watch out for the men in here..they'll have you drinking for breakfast before the week is out ;)

    Oh I'd love a wee Bucks Fizz in the morning - just as a pick me up you understand! Are the men in here sophisticated then?;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Ohhhh so sopisticated!!!! OG probably owns a clippery thing for his cigars :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    he does,


    he cuts his toenails with it:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,637 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    You should see what I do with pipe cleaners!

    Hurrah, it's after six so now I can add extra gin to my gin. Cheers all.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Registered Users Posts: 2,660 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Madam wrote: »
    Oh I'd love a wee Bucks Fizz in the morning - just as a pick me up you understand! Are the men in here sophisticated then?;)
    Hi Madam and welcome,

    Sophisticated is not the word I would use (I never lie - she says piously). They are a debauched lot. Hedonism and heathenism abounds. Burlesque nights out and drunken nights in are the order of the day. If it's sophistication you are looking for you have clicked on teh wrong thread.
    Well, you saw the state of Ramette today didn't you? Even she is not immune.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Ramette


    Welcome Madame:)

    Alice - i feel the disappointment from here, but it was just a once off abberation:o

    OG pass the gin, lots of lemon please and ice, i need a pick me up

    And is it hot out or am i having a tropical moment?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,660 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Thin end of the wedge Ramy dear. Thin end of the wedge.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Ramette wrote: »
    Welcome Madame:)

    Alice - i feel the disappointment from here, but it was just a once off abberation:o

    OG pass the gin, lots of lemon please and ice, i need a pick me up

    And is it hot out or am i having a tropical moment?

    Just remember Ramette....Real women dont get hot flushes,they get power surges :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    and then blow a fuse..............:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    BBDBB wrote: »
    and then blow a fuse..............:p

    C'mere ya pup :mad::p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    chucken1 wrote: »
    C'mere ya pup :mad::p

    * Starts to hunt the storm shelter*

    BBDBB I am not normally a coward sir, but bloody heck, you are on yer own after that one.:eek:

    Psst Madam we are not all like this you know, I am a sweet, innocent young man about town for example. (Welcome to O&O M'Lady)

    *Courteous bow before running off and hiding in case he gets in the way of Chucken's aim*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Oh Rube,you're right to hide!!!!

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    What's all this then....??

    What's all the womens doing neglecting their ironing ....hey...where's my dinner???
    And WHO?....I say WHO???...drank all the Middleton....?????

    *I knew that Corfu place would have a bad influence on this forum*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    I'll have you know I cooked enough for 20 people today :p and just took out banana cake from oven...so say bye bye to your Midleton,Im relaxing!!
    Yes the good Greeks reminded me how to rebel :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    chucken1 wrote: »
    say bye bye to your Midleton,Im relaxing!!
    Yes the good Greeks reminded me how to rebel :cool:

    Ha!...Good on ya....enjoy...;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    chucken1 wrote: »
    I'll have you know I cooked enough for 20 people today :p and just took out banana cake from oven...so say bye bye to your Midleton,Im relaxing!!
    Yes the good Greeks reminded me how to rebel :cool:

    Does that mean you are refusing to pay?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Madam I'm Adam Spread and welcome! Hows about that for sophistication ........ a palindrome and greeting all in one :)!

    And here is a wee joke for our bonny lassie.
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    A newly qualified doctor arrives for his first day at a hospital, deep in the Welsh valleys. He is met by one of the Sisters, who has been given the task of showing him around the hospital and introducing him to the staff and patients.
    It is a large hospital and it takes the whole day to get round. By late afternoon they are working their way through the psychiatric block and as the time approaches for the evening meal they arrive at the last ward. They follow the dinner trolley into the ward and wait while one of the nurses lifts the lid on the food tray. To the doctor's surprise there is but a single haggis on the tray to feed a whole ward.
    One of the patients moves towards the trolley in a purposeful manner addressing the haggis,
    Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
    Great chieftain o the puddin'-race!
    Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
    Painch, tripe, or thairm:
    Weel are ye wordy of a grace
    As lang's my arm.
    Before he can reach the haggis another patient sprints forward, grabs the simple repast and dashes up the ward. He proudly holds the haggis aloft and cries out in a commanding voice,
    Some hae meat and cannae eat.
    Some cannae eat that want it:
    But we hae meat and we can eat,
    Sae let the Lord be thankit.
    At this, a kilted dervish leaps from his bed, whips a skien dubh out of his sock and lunges at the haggis carrier. With a deft movement the haggis bearer fends off the flashing blade with the haggis. Although this prevents any injury it does result in the top of the haggis being hacked off. A small mouse obviously waiting upon this event dashes out from under a bed, grabs the loose piece of haggis and scampers up the ward, running the gauntlet of slashing claymores and hurled dirks from various patients. At the end of the ward stands a bent and wizened old man with a wild fire in his eyes. He screams at the mouse,
    Wee sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie,
    O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
    Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
    Wi bickering brattle!
    I wad be laith to rin an chase thee,
    Wi murdering pattle!
    And then dives upon the poor little mouse. With a left dummy and a right feint, the mouse dodges between the old man's legs, through a hole in the skirting board and to safety with his prize. The doctor turns to the Sister and asks, "Why is this psychiatric ward so full of Scotsmen?"
    "Oh no, doctor, these are not Scotsmen, they are genuine valley dwellers born and bred", she replies, "and, anyway, this is not a psychiatric ward, this is the serious Burns unit"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,964 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    Having just come in from an evening of Viking, eating boar stew and flatbread and drinking mead, amongst people draped with swords and axes and seaxes and sundry other ways of killing each other, its not too big a jump to the vision of claymores and skein dubhs!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Och aye the noo looksee! :) Mead, fair men/maidens and wild boar ......... just my style. Sure sounds good.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Goodnight and good moaning everyone :). Hope things have returned to normal. *Doing a heads-on-pillow count*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Rubecula wrote: »
    Does that mean you are refusing to pay?

    It means..depending on tomorrow..maybe? ahhh Maybe not :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,637 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Bucks Fizz for Friday breakfast.
    I blame Madam, she made me do it.

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    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Ramette


    Well it does contain vit c.... And we are told to drink a lot of fluids :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    drink it quickly before the dehydration sets in


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,637 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Cheap crappy white wine + sodastream = plentyfull bubbly for breakfast cocktails.

    /Hides from Beruthiel :o

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Ramette


    Sodastream... Now that brings back memories.... Putting the gas in but forgetting to lock the bottle!!! God I thought we were the bees knees making our own coke :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Oh Lord what was I doing last night? Chucken and her Beau have a lot to answer for. Quick OG pass me a bucket of fizz or whatever you called it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    I think soda streams are making a comeback :cool:
    We never had one :(
    Rube I think there was Greek dancing and plate smashing involved last night..its all a bit blurred now :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,660 ✭✭✭Alice1


    G'waaan The Chucken. You put maners in them girl.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Thunder and lightening for the past couple of hours and lashing down. Hence the Port. Cheers!

    Goodnight and good moaning everyone. :)


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