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  • 26-09-2011 12:08AM
    #1
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭


    I have just realised i am just U away from being Jesus.


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  • #2
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    you would make a better Mary Magdalene


  • #3
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Me?


  • #4
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    In before someone makes a joke about nailing her.


  • #5
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    hondasam wrote: »
    you would make a better Mary Magdalene
    Gway you :D

    I cant believe I just noticed that now, and i almost 23.

    People need to start referring to me as jesUs.


  • #6
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    yes jesUs, what ever you say. will yu make the sun shine tomor


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  • #7
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    No, i dont like the sun. It will be extra windy with the possibility of lightening.

    Cause ya know, id be sound like that.


  • #8
    DeVore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,387 ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    I'm an "O" away from not being men.


    Total ultimate kudos to anyone who can explain that. Seriously. :)

    DeV. Possibly drunk.


  • #9
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Dev no possibly about it, you is pissed

    Sam


  • #10
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I would explain it but you would have it forgotten in the AM


  • #11
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    O is in fact a body, and if you had 2 bodies you would be men instead of being a man.

    - jesUs.


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  • #12
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Sex op for dev, he is nearly a woman


  • #13
    DeVore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,387 ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    Nope and I'm not VERY drunk, just a bit.

    I'll give you a hint. It comes from a band and its before most of you were born probably.


    God thats depressing, time for another drink :)

    DeV.


  • #14
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Affairs?


  • #15
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    DeVore wrote: »
    Nope and I'm not VERY drunk, just a bit.

    I'll give you a hint. It comes from a band and its before most of you were born probably.


    God thats depressing, time for another drink :)

    DeV.

    you think thats bad? its almost time for me to be another year older.
    thats depressing.


  • #16
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    last year is syill last year and I remember it fondly


  • #17
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    DeVore wrote: »
    I'm an "O" away from not being men.


    Total ultimate kudos to anyone who can explain that. Seriously. :)

    DeV. Possibly drunk.

    You've almost O-rgasamed your balls off?


  • #18
    DeVore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,387 ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    "Are we not men??"


    DeV.


  • #19
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    <checks>

    I'm reasonably sure I am, anyway. Although one never knows in this age of insidious, creeping metrosexuality. One day you're drinking beer and punching holes in things, the next you could be watching Mama Mia! without needing a girlfriend to drag you there. One should remain vigilant.


  • #20
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I'm sure you are something but not a man


  • #21
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    2282088722_c9c949e0b5.jpg


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  • #22
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    I'm a mna (Teddy[Tedson]).


  • #23
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I'm 3 letters better than Christ.


  • #24
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    hondasam wrote: »
    I'm sure you are something but not a man

    How would you know? You've clearly never met one.


  • #25
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Sarky wrote: »
    How would you know? You've clearly never met one.

    She hasn't met herself? :confused:


  • #26
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Sarky wrote: »
    How would you know? You've clearly never met one.

    you sure you are not my ex husband, he was a nasty little prick as well.


  • #27
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Not at all. Look at those posts. They are the stifled cry for help of someone who doesn't know themselves at all.


  • #28
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Sam's Soundtrack-

    I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me.

    tune


  • #29
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Sarky's soundtrack

    I want you back, I want you back for good.

    kinda cute


  • #30
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    See? All she does is try to deflect attention away from the real issues.


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  • #31
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I don't have issues.

    utd scored yes


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