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Boring non-silly chatter thread

hondasam · 2011-08-20 21:09:52

Chat about everything here, silly serious anything you want. let's all have a nice time.

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#692 24-09-2011 10:16PM

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#693 24-09-2011 10:19PM

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My beer is wine cause I'm a classy broad

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#694 24-09-2011 10:20PM

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#695 24-09-2011 10:36PM

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Drinking alone is fine if your chatting online.

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#696 24-09-2011 10:46PM

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#697 24-09-2011 10:48PM

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I could have company drinking. But I'm out of cognac and thats all my dog will drink

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#698 24-09-2011 10:52PM

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If your dog is there you are not drinking alone

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#699 24-09-2011 10:53PM

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He's not drinking, so I am drinking alone.

There are 3 dogs here.

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#700 24-09-2011 10:59PM

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there's a man who works so hard that i have never seen him
he claws and crawls all day
to pump my gasoline
while I struggle the scrounge to get my share
there's a man who earned in all
but has none to spare

that is not it
that is not it at all

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#701 24-09-2011 11:01PM

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Lads! Google is listening to me. There are weird little men and I told them I wanted penis and they sent me to penisland

http://www.penisland.net/

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#702 24-09-2011 11:07PM

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what you do when the moderators disappoint ?

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#703 24-09-2011 11:10PM

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#704 24-09-2011 11:24PM

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yes
but there's all whole set of descent debaters on the forum

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#705 24-09-2011 11:30PM

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Matt dammit God

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#706 24-09-2011 11:32PM

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I forget to save a copy of the poem I wrote
jeering the concept that people "earn' their money
and would like one for my own records

I have been told by Black Swan and you may be able to provide it

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=58688

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#707 24-09-2011 11:37PM

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This is one I wrote called 'working for the man', and it goes a little something like this:

"working for the man
Sucks"

Fin.

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#708 24-09-2011 11:41PM

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I like the imagery.

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#709 24-09-2011 11:41PM

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God dammit Damo

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#710 24-09-2011 11:42PM

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lol

but I've got some rolling alliteration I couldn't recall

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#711 25-09-2011 03:40PM

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here it is

I knows someone who works so hard
yer never see him at all
he's crawling on his hands and knees
to keep me pumping gasoline

I knows someone whose always struggling
reaching for squandering share
I knows someone who earned it all
but has none to spare

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#712 25-09-2011 05:16PM

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thatd bring a tear to a glass eye, sniff

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#713 25-09-2011 06:29PM

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I bet it brought a tear to your jap's eye.

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#714 25-09-2011 06:38PM

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think more along the scale of niagra falls

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#715 25-09-2011 07:16PM

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For a girl you have an enormous penis.

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#716 25-09-2011 07:31PM

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Oh stop, its serious.

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#717 25-09-2011 07:34PM

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Sorry, I suppose it is.

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#718 25-09-2011 07:35PM

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hey storm, how was the party

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#719 25-09-2011 08:37PM

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Unreal Sam. I am DYING today. Like legit, cannot lift my head off my pillow all day. Fit for nothing, got glass in my foot too but it was a seriously good night.

I had war with my friends boyfriend too, we have a mutual dislike of each other but have always remained civil because y'know, shes a good friend of mine. Last night that went out the window. I tore lumps out of him, acid tongued if nothing else.

She's too good for that coked out scumbucket anyway and I told him that.

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#720 25-09-2011 09:37PM

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some humble pie to be eaten so

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#721 25-09-2011 10:02PM

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Not by me, i can guarantee you that. My boyfriend said I tore lumps out of him last night, he asked yer man to leave then anyway. My friend was here today picking up her makeup and stuff and she is fine with me, not mad.. He didn't dare show his face, Luckily for him.

Because I'd say it to him sober as quick as i would drunk.

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