Advertisement
Help Keep Boards Alive. Support us by going ad free today. See here: https://subscriptions.boards.ie/.
If we do not hit our goal we will be forced to close the site.

Current status: https://keepboardsalive.com/

Annual subs are best for most impact. If you are still undecided on going Ad Free - you can also donate using the Paypal Donate option. All contribution helps. Thank you.
https://www.boards.ie/group/1878-subscribers-forum

Private Group for paid up members of Boards.ie. Join the club.
Hi all, please see this major site announcement: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058427594/boards-ie-2026

Just WTF am I supposed to do with these?

  • 20-09-2011 11:13PM
    #1
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    They're a menace, a curse to the milk drinking class. What am I to do with them?

    175263.jpg


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,446 ✭✭✭Morag


    Weave them into some sort of garment, or maybe a cape.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Daisy chain


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Spring load them to make mouse size bear-traps.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    With 2012 on the horizon, your Olympic souvenir logo is coming along nicely.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Appearing to be missing some of it though.
    Maybe the rest will be in the next box on Rice Krispies.


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    give them to your cat to play with or your neighbors cat or some ones cat or place them firmly in the bottom of a large black plastic draw string bag and pile refuse on top of them- that'll show them not to mess with you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Engrave a tiny little WWJD onto them and flog them in Knock to gullible old biddies who were staring at the sun too long. You'll make thousands.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Monocles. Hundreds of them. One for everyone in the neighbourhood.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Monocles! Why didn't I think of that? Squarewave you wife-beating genius!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Hey..!!
    I only beat widows!


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Do you even know where knock is or did you google it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    It's on a door.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Just follow the caravans.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    hondasam wrote: »
    Do you even know where knock is or did you google it

    This from a woman who thinks a double entendre is a bigger kind of cheeseburger.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Did you lose any weight today? you still a lard ass.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I lost about 20 stone by shoving you into a ditch.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    good one ya fat bastard.


Advertisement