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  • #32
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    hmm no quote... aw well,
    And when that mysterious some one swithed your bottles you couldn't tell the difference at all and was forced to drink the alcohol as fast as yourlips could suck it up.:D


  • #33
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Where did all the weed go? Damn vikings!


  • #34
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Yo. Definition of hermaphrodite.
    Her face is too fat for such a pixie style cut, and good call on the layering on the slit eyes.

    Draw your own eyelids.


  • #35
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    With that hair cut, she looks like one of those little Chinese kids that got rammed up chimneys, back in the day. Horrific. Except this chimney musta been magical for her to exit outta it looking like she got gangbanged by crayola.


  • #36
    Claasman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 630 ✭✭✭Claasman


    Stirrups for miniature horses?


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  • #37
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    At least she wasn't
    Sarky wrote: »
    injected with AIDS on an hourly basis
    lol


    I want a go on the Magic Chimney. I don't want to know any Crayolas so intimately.


  • #38
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Christening today.

    Let's hope I don't combust into a ball of flames upon stepping foot inside the church.


  • #39
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    fire-red-hair.jpg

    Woah hotdayuum I'm loving this, for serious.

    Love love love love love.


  • #40
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Storminateacup wrote: »
    Christening today.

    Let's hope I don't combust into a ball of flames upon stepping foot inside the church.

    how was the christening, was the little lady good ?


  • #41
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    My friend text me to say she found my empty test tubes in her boobs this morning.

    True story.


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  • #42
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    what were they doing there ?


  • #43
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Well apparently I was drinking shots out of them. How they got into her boobs neither of us can recall.


  • #44
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I'm itchy


  • #45
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    It could be related to that woman's boobs.


  • #46
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    I'm itchy

    you have an itch that needs to be scratched ?


  • #47
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Does anyone know how to do the chicken dance?


  • #48
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Yes, but PETA has been watching this forum like a hawk lately, it wouldn't be a great idea right now.


  • #49
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    aaronjumper wrote: »
    Does anyone know how to do the chicken dance?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdFIXsrjkXI


  • #50
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You've gone and done it now. It'll be nothing but f*cking tofu. Or nothing but tofu f*cking. I forget how PETA works.


  • #51
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    There is only one word in there that matters and it's not tofu.


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  • #52
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Fu*king!

    The only word or action that matters in a conversation


  • #53
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Storminateacup wrote: »
    Fu*king!

    The only word or action that matters in a conversation

    yes storm that is the word I was talking about.:p

    how the christening go?


  • #54
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    hondasam wrote: »
    how was the christening, was the little lady good ?
    She was. Wish I could say the same about my neices tho. Compared to them, i was an angel. And let me tell you, my mother often thought I needed an exorcism.
    They are just so naughty and I'm terrified every time they skulk around Ava or my little nephew. Or me, for that matter. One of the twins delibrately wiped her chocolate face in my white blazer. Ugh.


  • #55
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Christening went well, afterwards we all went for a
    meal and the boys parents are down from donegal, so that was nice. Wrecked tired though so even though my dad offered to take Ava so as we could go out, I didn't. Came home and watched the green mile and I swear to god that was the saddest movie I've ever seen.


  • #56
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I'm glad the day went well for you,eva and the boy. other peoples children can be tiresome at times. what age are the twins?
    The green mile is the best film, I have watched a few times.


  • #57
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    And my back is in serious bits. I feel bruised the entire way from my shoulders to my bum, but despite my boyfriend, dad, auntie and brother all examining it, apparently there is no bruise, which clearly has to be utter horse **** because i feel bruised. Apparently there are just some red bumps on it.

    Last time I'm ever laying on a step, I'll tell you that much.


  • #58
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    what happened to it?


  • #59
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    hondasam wrote: »
    I'm glad the day went well for you,eva and the boy. other peoples children can be tiresome at times. what age are the twins?
    The green mile is the best film, I have watched a few times.

    The twins are almost 4. Then there's a 6 year old ( she's my buddy ole pal -- the only child in that family the devil hasn't possessed) and I've got an 11 year old neice who acts like I'm the child and shea the adult, which in fairness, heightwise, is almost true!

    They're just so naughty and I kno the twins are resentful of my dad not having as much time with them now that Ava and Josh are on the scene.

    I couldn't believe how sad that movie was, like I don't cry watching movies (Bambi and the lion kings excluded) but I was so upset watching that!


  • #60
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    hondasam wrote: »
    what happened to it?
    Haha ;)


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  • #61
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Hope you mend fast Storm. I love the name Ava.:)
    Green Mile is sad read the books they were even sadder. but I liked the film.


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