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Would you pose nude?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    speak for yourself please


    Eh.. sorry...didn't realise you might ..erm.. have ..special tastes.:cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Eh.. sorry...didn't realise you might ..erm.. have ..special tastes.:cool:

    for the vag? no I don't, I was just saying speak for yourself, as I'm sure there's plenty that would disagree with you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    :rolleyes:

    Jaysus!! Spare us honey.

    I'm not feelin' too good at the minute.

    Nobody wants to see that kind of sight.


    please..............

    Shut up. The bitter and twisted phase went out years ago, grandad :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,646 ✭✭✭✭Vicxas


    Ah yeah id pose nude, although i cant think of anyone whod like to look, apart from my missus.... and thats a stretch.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    I'd need to have been an active member of a gym for quite a while as well as extensive psychotherapy before I'd be able to.

    So I think I'd actually lose money if I tried.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 644 ✭✭✭wolf moon


    Larianne wrote: »
    Would you do it?
    Yeah.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    I'd need to have been an active member of a gym for quite a while as well as extensive psychotherapy before I'd be able to.

    So I think I'd actually lose money if I tried.

    How old are you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    Alright in my experience of life drawing classes its about having an understanding of your own body (angles, how it catches light and shadow, where the light is coming from, the tension or softness of your flesh, the difficulty of your pose) being a plan of poses or find out what the teacher wants, understanding the communication can be difficult and being able to deliver what's s/he's asking. I know you said you've done life drawing and know whats involved but hey just throwing it out there I went to secondary school and I thought I knew what was involved in teaching there until I was teaching temporarily, my god... Well its just one of those things you'll learn as you go along anyway!

    Right the main issue of this isn't your ability of course its a shame factor, I can't believe I'm reducing myself to this perhaphs, personally I don't think its like that at all. Its art after all :) And there's not going to be photos/videos hanging around forever oh and if there was someone you knew in the class I doubt they would think any less of you, if theyve signed up for the class I'm sure they wouldnt be the type of person to judge, but as I said if you don't feel comfortable for what ever reason don't par take in a class.


    If you've got the body for it go for it, if you're worried about mums friend being in the class why not aim for modeling for professional artists like in the RHA. There are also college's and you've been through college so the chances of knowing a student there would be slim.

    The life model I had for years is a well respected professional who I run into and see at events often, no one looks down on her nor should they.

    I wish you all the best.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    I pose nude for my neighbour every morning. Nothing like a bit of nude stretching and yoga to give the ol' wan next door something to think about.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Kiera wrote: »
    How old are you?

    22.

    Still unattractive as fuck though....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭tan11ie


    Yes yes yes .....the question is would anyone want me to pose nude :(:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,404 ✭✭✭Lone Stone


    Larianne wrote: »
    I'm skint and trying to think of ways to make money and posing nude for Art popped into my head. I've attended life drawing classes myself while at college so I have an idea what's involved.

    Would you do it?

    Realistically, I don't think I could do it. The main reason being I'd be afraid I'd know someone in the class.

    Hay id pay you 10 euro an hour to be my life model at the weekend (no joking) :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,228 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Well, since Lucien Freud passed away, I think that's the end of my possible career as a nude model. Other painters are too ... realist. :eek:

    In its pure form, fascism is the sum total of all irrational reactions of the average human character.

    ― Wilhelm Reich



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,404 ✭✭✭Lone Stone


    I would love to have a obese life drawing model that would be so interesting to draw


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    22.

    Still unattractive as fuck though....

    6 yrs time you'll be doing naked jumping jacks in public ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Mammanabammana


    Kiera wrote: »
    Yup i'd have no problem doing it tbh. I'd probably even do it for free :)

    Just out of curiosity, how many PMs did you receive as a result of posting this? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Lone Stone wrote: »
    I would love to have a obese life drawing model that would be so interesting to draw

    We had an larger, okay obese lady sit for us. To be honest, I found the models with a bit of meat on them more interesting to draw then the whippets with no fat. The rolls of fat made for interesting shading.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    I can not believe that a thread in AH about nudity has gone down the road of art and not sex. Unbelieveable!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,670 ✭✭✭jonnny68


    TPD wrote: »
    What happens if the male model gets hard mid-sit, and you've already drawn his knob? Go back with the eraser and do it again? Or somebody might start with the johnston and another might leave it till last, resulting in two quite different images of it.

    hahaha:D:D


  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    It would depend on the pose, I guess. If it was on that I was comfortable sitting in for an extended period of time then.. yes. I think I would.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 440 ✭✭nicechick!


    yes think I would


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 642 ✭✭✭brownlad


    id do it for feckn free lol i look good naked.....and plus ive always wanted to do it....it depends if ur comfortable in ur own skin u can do it....


  • Posts: 19,174 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    oh my god, in the name of art?? of course i would!!

    how much does it pay?
    im far from slim but seriously? i can get paid for sitting around in the nip??

    just tell me the place, date and time.....ill be there!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    I'd have to be well conditioned to even consider it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    What poses will you have to do OP, yoga-type stuff like...?

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 642 ✭✭✭brownlad


    op if u know any company or wateva dat r lookn for some one pm me :) .... Oh i shud mention that id prob get a boner at random but i dont expect to be paid extra for it doe ;) lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 440 ✭✭nicechick!


    Partizan wrote: »
    I'm hung like a horse

    :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    stevejr wrote: »
    What poses will you have to do OP, yoga-type stuff like...?

    Well, when I was in art college the models usually just sat down on a chair or mat, or lay down on a mat.

    We had one nut job that liked to show is dexterity and did the 'crab'. He did mad short poses.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    meh im on the internets in just shorts and in just a towel and stuff, not to ashamed of what I got so yeah I'd do it


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,298 ✭✭✭✭later12


    There's only so long I can imagine Twink and John Waters naked in a cold bath before I start to get hard.

    Unless the art class is over before the Twink/ John Waters in a bath trick wears off, then no.


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