What will Michael D Higgins do as president?

Sarky · 05-08-2011 05:55PM #1

Let's face it, now that the David Norris Happy Fun Time Bus has crashed into a truckload of whatthef*ckery, the remaining candidates are either really boring or in Dana's case so evil the Nazis wouldn't have her.

There's still Michael D. Higgins, though. Now, at first glance, he's not particularly suited to being president. Heck, he looks unsuitable after a second or third glance.

But there's one thing about him that sets him apart from the flock: He's batsh*t crazy.

I shall now throw open the thread to wild speculation as to what Ireland might be like under the bould Micky D. Will he stay true to his socialist roots and turn the Aras into a sweatshop for building cheap mobile phones bound for Uzbekistan? Will he try to criminalise bees? Will he tear down the spire and replace it with a hundred and fifty foot statue of Karl Marx built WITH HIS BARE HANDS?

Place your bets now!

Storminateacup · 05-08-2011 11:58PM

I will vote for the president the same way as I vote in elections.

I vote for the best looking out of a bad lot, perish the thought of ending up with another brian cowen.

I'll also vote for particularly crazy people -- such as bishop michael cox (ordained Sinead o connor) and john bracken (you have to hear his election song lol).

Having no idea who's running for presidency this year, I'm obviously at a loss at who to vote for.

They'll be no Obama tho

Storminateacup · 06-08-2011 12:00AM

It would be cool if our president was a pimp though

Sarky · 06-08-2011 12:01AM

I don't think there's anyone in the running with the strength of character to go upside a bitch's head. And that's a damn shame.

Storminateacup · 06-08-2011 12:43AM

David Norris -- the hack of him. Mick Wallace for prez

Cicero · 06-08-2011 01:17AM

Sarky wrote: »

Let's face it, Happy Fun Time has crashed into a truckload of evil Nazis

There's still Michael D. Heck,
But there's one thing about him that sets him apart from the flock: He's bats
I shall now throw open the thread to Micky D.
Will he stay true to his Aras ? Will he try to criminalise BARE HANDS?

all these questions....feic off!!!:mad:

chucken1 · 06-08-2011 12:29PM

Mickey D??? As in Mr Dolenz??

Ya,Id vote for him..he steals avatars,hes cool :cool:

Micky Dolenz · 06-08-2011 01:03PM

chucken1 wrote: »

Ya,Id vote for him..he steals avatars,hes cool :cool:

No he doesn't.That's a vicious lie to undermine his Presidential campaign.

Better to vote for the Monkey you know as the ones you don't.

Vote Micky D :pac:

chucken1 · 06-08-2011 01:24PM

Did you just steal my avatar?? :eek:

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Sarky · 06-08-2011 03:11PM

Don't look so shocked, the Greeks used to do it all the time.

Micky Dolenz · 06-08-2011 03:20PM

chucken1 wrote: »

Did you just steal my avatar?? :eek:

No idea what your talking about. Ive had this one for years. In fact you stole it from me.

Now I know how Norris feels, robbed.

chucken1 · 06-08-2011 03:44PM

You know how Norris feels??? Hmmmmmm

Matt Holck · 06-08-2011 04:02PM

Higgins is gonna pull the troops and create nationalized health care with enlisted contracted men

chucken1 · 06-08-2011 04:45PM

Can we all have this uniform Mickey D???

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Matt Holck · 06-08-2011 06:14PM

way to hot

bikinis and speedoos

Micky Dolenz · 06-08-2011 07:04PM

chucken1 wrote: »

Can we all have this uniform Mickey D???

These for the win.

Except on Tuesdays, on Tuesdays we all shall wear these:

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sNarah · 06-08-2011 07:57PM

Micky D is gonna dance the macarena with me. And drink tequila while I talk dirty in Spanish.
Also, he will get elected, he'll get all the ghey votes from Norris because he used to frolic around with the lads when he was a young one.
And then we shall dance some more.

Squarewave · 06-08-2011 11:01PM

I imagine his first act as president will be to magnify the light of the moon onto the sacred stone of the Ancient Faerie Order with his spectacles on the third hour of Imbolc and bring about a new era of chaos and destruction.

later12 · 06-08-2011 11:46PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu08RPPgyZY

Cicero · 07-08-2011 03:00PM

Oh Mickey D, Oh Mickey D,
For the presidency,
Vote 2 or 3,
For i shall vote Dustin the turkey,
Bringing the dart from Dublin to Tralee

hondasam · 09-08-2011 06:58PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmi9L1s6wwI

The saw docs might write a new song for him.

Vote Micky D.

Squarewave · 11-08-2011 08:26PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJOqRHb2WvY

Yahew · 11-08-2011 08:37PM

There will be an end to the cash nexus, a revolution of the common man and a cultural revolution for some; and little red flags for others.

hondasam · 11-08-2011 11:24PM

He will have us speaking Irish,supporting Gaelic and hurling, we will have to become passionate about Galway united FC.

we will give up boards.ie and read poetry. Holidays will be taken in the Gaeltacht.

What will Michael D Higgins do as president?

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