Big boobies - yay or nay?

OutlawPete · 01-07-2011 01:00PM

I'm not too bothered about big or small boobs, I'm more of a long nipples kind of guy.

On women I mean, mine are not at all long .. but they can become hard, given the right circumstances.

I'm a lesbian, amn't I.

du Maurier · 01-07-2011 01:01PM

MCMLXXV wrote: »

30J = really small girl with really big t1ts?

Like this?

(I could live with it!)

Is that Julio Inglesias with a pair of bangers?

Mint Sauce · 01-07-2011 01:01PM

JimiWonderDoor 92 wrote: »

Op, This thread is deeply misogynistic and I think Mods should close it or add more breast pics imho.

We're keeping abreast of the situation incase it goes tits up.

Yeah yeah, I see the door.

Soups123 · 01-07-2011 01:04PM

dark crystal wrote: »

What is the big deal about boob size - surely the face is more important??

Boobies all d way. The dark will sort d face out

Big Nasty · 01-07-2011 01:04PM

brummytom wrote: »

This is her

Don't get me wrong - I would. But I'd still prefer someone with a nice face and smaller chest.

Never thought I would type this but those t1ts just look wrong! :eek:

JimiWonderDoor 92 · 01-07-2011 01:48PM

irish-stew wrote: »

We're keeping abreast of the situation incase it goes tits up.

Yeah yeah, I see the door.

This isnt the first thread like this I've found, a whole rack of them indeed.
Interesting how such threads balloon interest in AH and implant such horrible ideas into our otherwise perky minds.

*Sorry for the above, I've really milked it for everything its worth*

Sergeant · 01-07-2011 01:55PM

I'd imagine there is a sizable proportion of posters on this thread who have never actually seen a naked pair of tits in real life, unless they walked in on granny having a shower in the downstairs disabled toilet.

OutlawPete · 01-07-2011 02:01PM

Sergeant wrote: »

I'd imagine there is a sizable proportion of posters on this thread who have never actually seen a naked pair of tits in real life, unless they walked in on granny having a shower in the downstairs disabled toilet.

Attack the post! :eek:

iregk · 01-07-2011 02:03PM

Lux23 wrote: »

Im a 34 GG and I hate to think I would get chatted up simply because I have big breasts but I have to admit I think it does happen. I generally walk away if all they do is stare downwards, unless they are hot of course.

Well there is a whole other side issue to this. Are you helping yourself? Now I know everyone straight away is thinking typical male blaming the woman. Its like this. There are two girls where I work that are seriously top heavy. They all go on about how they hate when guys stare and they are only interested in whats down there etc... Anytime we're out after work talking or even on occasion in the office these three always throw into conversation how big their rack is and it helps etc...

You can't complain about lads staring or giving attention to you if you are the one that brings them up all the time. Just my two cents.

Oh and big of small, well formed nicely shaped ones always win!

spankysue · 01-07-2011 02:05PM

Big Boobies yay or nay is a silly question. A more important question is, which style of boobies would you rather, three boobs like Minerva in Total Recall or one giant superboob? ;-)

iamstop · 01-07-2011 02:14PM

people who say more than a handful is a waste don#t know about diddy ****. Fact.

Naikon · 01-07-2011 02:15PM

It's all about proportion.

Big Nasty · 01-07-2011 02:22PM

I've always been in the big t1t long dark hair corner but I decided to spread my wings a litle and went out with quite a pretty girl who had very small t1ts and quite short hair. Couldn't hack it - it was like shagging a boy!

jme2010 · 01-07-2011 02:32PM

MCMLXXV wrote: »

it was like shagging a boy!

"Smooth as a babys bottom. - You'd know all about that Ted"

El Siglo · 01-07-2011 02:33PM

To quote Al Pacino talking about the legs of a woman...

"Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven."

That more or less sums up my regarding for boobs.:D

Lux23 · 01-07-2011 02:40PM

iregk wrote: »

Well there is a whole other side issue to this. Are you helping yourself? Now I know everyone straight away is thinking typical male blaming the woman. Its like this. There are two girls where I work that are seriously top heavy. They all go on about how they hate when guys stare and they are only interested in whats down there etc... Anytime we're out after work talking or even on occasion in the office these three always throw into conversation how big their rack is and it helps etc...

You can't complain about lads staring or giving attention to you if you are the one that brings them up all the time. Just my two cents.

Oh and big of small, well formed nicely shaped ones always win!

I never said I disliked people looking at them, just find it annoying when a man talks to them all the time.

Doyler92 · 01-07-2011 02:45PM

I'll take a nice handful.

smash · 01-07-2011 02:47PM

Lux23 wrote: »

I never said I disliked people looking at them, just find it annoying when a man talks to them all the time.

Are you one of these chicks that says "I hate when men stare at my boobs when they talk to me" but you wear a low cut top and a push up bra?

iregk · 01-07-2011 02:50PM

Lux23 wrote: »

I never said I disliked people looking at them, just find it annoying when a man talks to them all the time.

maybe they offer better conversation?

later12 · 01-07-2011 02:56PM

With the exception of that Club Orange ad, I generally do not find boobs a matter of big concern. I would say I evaluate looks based on the priority of

overall body shape
overall face
legs
hair (yes, hair)
boobs
nose
eyes

Looking back on the girls I have ever dated or been interested in, the things they have had in common were nice hair, good bodies/legs, wore glasses (??), had reasonably big noses (again ?) but inconsequential bosom activity.

bnt · 01-07-2011 02:58PM

Nay: not for aesthetic reasons, but because they present an unnecessary engineering problem. They only need to a be certain size, any more is just extra weight that can lead to back problems and interfere with everyday life. Even skilled bra-makers can only do so much with the engineering materials available to them ... :cool:

later12 · 01-07-2011 02:59PM

steve06 wrote: »

Are you one of these chicks that says "I hate when men stare at my boobs when they talk to me" but you wear a low cut top and a push up bra?

If I wore a pair of blue Gucci loafers, I would still expect friends and colleagues to have a conversation with me whilst maintaining eye contact, and not stare at my shoes.

If I wore speedos at the beach or pool (I dont...) I would similarly be uncomfortable if someone started talking to me and spent a lot of the time staring at my crotch.

sunflower27 · 01-07-2011 03:04PM

steve06 wrote: »

Are you one of these chicks that says "I hate when men stare at my boobs when they talk to me" but you wear a low cut top and a push up bra?

When you have big boobs, you don't have to be wearing a low-cut top to have men look... they will look regardless of whether it is low-cut or not.

In saying that, I am well endowed in that area and most men don't stare or are very subtle. Less so when pissed, funnily enough

Then again, maybe it is my stunning face that keeps the eyes up

Uncle Mclovin · 01-07-2011 03:06PM

"Hooters hooters yum yum yum. Hooters hooters on a girl thats dumb". Al Bundy.

Greentopia · 01-07-2011 03:07PM

brummytom wrote: »

This is her

Don't get me wrong - I would. But I'd still prefer someone with a nice face and smaller chest.

Lol, she looks like she's been coated in Ronseal. And never mind her gigantic (and strangely odd shaped) boobs, what the hell's happened to her lips?? :eek::D

Both of them appear to have taken a sharp turn right to Chav City.

Greentopia · 01-07-2011 03:15PM

bnt wrote: »

Nay: not for aesthetic reasons, but because they present an unnecessary engineering problem. They only need to a certain size, any more is just extra weight that can lead to back problems and interfere with everyday life. Even skilled bra-makers can only do so much with the engineering materials available to them ... :cool:

Most guys I've ever gone out with have been of the view 'more than a handful is a waste'.

I don't have enormous boobs myself-34C but they're nicely in proportion to the rest of my body and having smaller boobs has never been a problem for me.
I guess though the guys who only want a woman with big ones is going to discount me straight away anyway when they check out my lack of endowment. Which is fine by me. Plenty more fish in the sea and all that

and any guy who would be attracted to me only because of the size of my knockers is not someone I'm going to be interested in anyway.

brummytom · 01-07-2011 03:20PM

Greentopia wrote: »

Lol, she looks like she's been coated in Ronseal. And never mind her gigantic (and strangely odd shaped) boobs, what the hell's happened to her lips?? :eek::D

Both of them appear to have taken a sharp turn right to Chav City.

She's a pornstar, they're not known for their subtle good looks :pac:

Lux23 · 01-07-2011 03:29PM

steve06 wrote: »

Are you one of these chicks that says "I hate when men stare at my boobs when they talk to me" but you wear a low cut top and a push up bra?

I couldn't wear a push up bra, they would be bashing off my chin the whole time plus when did I say I hated it. I just said I don't like when someone talks to them all the time, the odd sneaky look is no harm (even though they are never sneaky).

smash · 01-07-2011 03:33PM

later10 wrote: »

If I wore a pair of blue Gucci loafers, I would still expect friends and colleagues to have a conversation with me whilst maintaining eye contact, and not stare at my shoes.

If I wore speedos at the beach or pool (I dont...) I would similarly be uncomfortable if someone started talking to me and spent a lot of the time staring at my crotch.

Hey if you got it flaunt it... but people will stare!

sunflower27 wrote: »

When you have big boobs, you don't have to be wearing a low-cut top to have men look... they will look regardless of whether it is low-cut or not.

In saying that, I am well endowed in that area and most men don't stare or are very subtle. Less so when pissed, funnily enough

Then again, maybe it is my stunning face that keeps the eyes up

Peripheral vision, we learn how to use it at a young age

Lux23 wrote: »

I couldn't wear a push up bra, they would be bashing off my chin the whole time

http://franksfunnies.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/big-boobs-2.jpg

tallaghtmick · 01-07-2011 03:39PM

i wonder how many pm's the ladies on this thread have received after admitting to big boobage:D

Big boobies - yay or nay?

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