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Schools failing to teach English proper, like.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    There are alot of teachers out there that will be able to give you a million examples of this.

    I have spoken to many myself, and this is the main reason for my concern.
    They detailed regular problems with essays and homework being handed up full of text speak, and poor general English skills.

    That's crazy i have to say...maybe there will be an English, Irish and Text Speak option on the Leaving Cert in the future.:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 39,019 ✭✭✭✭Permabear


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Permabear wrote: »
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    But when these kids grow up they will be the ones marking exams and they will be more open towards txtspeak. Over time it will likely gain acceptance in formal environments and the language will adapt to it.

    Right now it is a failing of the education system but evolution takes [perceived] mistakes and runs with them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    Seachmall wrote: »
    But when these kids grow up they will be the ones marking exams and they will be more open towards txtspeak. Over time it will likely gain acceptance in formal environments and formal English will adapt to it.

    Exactly.

    It doesn't really matter what we think. If it gains popular acceptance it will become the norm eventually no matter how much the traditionalists moan.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 893 ✭✭✭danslevent


    I'm just after doing my Leaving Cert and English really is becoming a problem. The teacher that I had couldn't explain anything, she would just hand out sheets and we would spend the class in silence reading them. Many girls that would have got an A in the Junior Cert didn't even pass the mocks, doing better in Higher level French than English! One day the teacher attempted to have a grammar lesson but got muddled herself over where to put apostrophes. Once she wrote out notes on the blackboard straight from a book and when I asked her one of the words she wrote down she didn't know the meaning herself. Most of the people in our class had to pay for grinds and anyone who couldn't afford it were stuck with her inadequate, frustrating attempts at "teaching".

    So yeah, as someone fresh from the system, unless you have your own interest in reading (which frankly, the majority don't) you aren't going to grasp grammar that well at all.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    danslevent wrote: »
    One day the teacher attempted to have a grammar lesson but got muddled herself over where to put apostrophes.

    And we pay these people?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,384 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    I can't understand why mobile phones are getting the blame, because everyone my age grew up with mobile phones, yet only some use text-speak. I used to use it a bit when text messages were more expensive but now that there are free texts its obsolete, except among the lazy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 893 ✭✭✭danslevent


    Oh! And the title of this thread made me laugh, it is so true! EVERYONE, myself included, overuses the word like. A girl in my year that was from Tipperary finished about every third sentence with 'like'. I think it is one of the most irritating habits I have ever come across.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    except among the lazy.

    It's lazy in the same way driving a car is lazy. You could walk but it's the fastest way from A to B.

    It's a faster way to text and requires less scrolling on small mobile screens. I don't see this as a bad thing. Kids using it in school is stupid, using it in texts is smart (although I don't use it out of habit [and some elitism]).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 893 ✭✭✭danslevent


    Seachmall wrote: »
    And we pay these people?!

    I know, it is actually sickening. Sometimes in class I would just thunk of all the enthusiastic, young teachers that can't find work while that useless hag still mopes into work every day doing her job terribly but completely secure. It has struck me that teaching is the only profession where it is okay to be bad at your job, if you worked in an office with the same level of mistakes and incapability, you would surely be fired.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,201 ✭✭✭languagenerd


    We don't have grammar lessons at all in Irish schools. The most I ever remember being told was "nouns are things, verbs are "doing" words, adjectives describe nouns and adverbs describe verbs", which is fine for kids but once you try to use more sophisticated language, you're liable to make mistakes.

    It also makes it difficult to learn other languages. I'm studying languages at college now, and a lot of the people in my class had problems with grammar lectures because we didn't actually know what a "relative pronoun", a "subordinate clause" or a "demonstrative adjective" (etc.) was in English, let alone in French.

    In French primary schools, the kids have grammar lessons - why on earth don't we?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,384 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer



    The lowest rung on the UK teaching ladder is half the wage of the highest rung of the Irish. Many teachers in London earn £60K., which is a considerable amount more than the highest wage in Ireland. Teaching holidays in England were not dictated by agriculture, as the UK has not been agriculturally based for more than a hundred years.

    How are our holidays based around agriculture? If that was the case we'd have school holidays in spring and autumn.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,752 ✭✭✭markesmith


    Yes its a disgrace how d english languige has bin BASTARDIZED by textspeak and d like we need 2 hold on 2 our languige and not loose it, b coz if we loose it well never find it agin..:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 893 ✭✭✭danslevent


    markesmith wrote: »
    Yes its a disgrace how d english languige has bin BASTARDIZED by textspeak and d like we need 2 hold on 2 our languige and not loose it, b coz if we loose it well never find it agin..:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

    It was funny at the start of the thread...not anymore.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 39,019 ✭✭✭✭Permabear


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Seachmall wrote: »
    It's lazy in the same way driving a car is lazy. You could walk but it's the fastest way from A to B.

    It's a faster way to text and requires less scrolling on small mobile screens. I don't see this as a bad thing. Kids using it in school is stupid, using it in texts is smart (although I don't use it out of habit [and some elitism]).

    I can't speak for others, but I couldn't walk to most of the places I drive to.

    For shorter distances, I'd drive due to having 2 very active and rambunctious children, the weather, time restrictions etc...

    If I was alone, and the weather was nice, I would only drive short distances if I was feeling particularly lazy.

    Your analogy makes little sense to me.

    If you walked everywhere you need to go, you would not get much else done, the same does not apply to speaking or writing correctly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,992 ✭✭✭✭partyatmygaff


    Having just sat my LC I can corroborate that article. There's a surprisingly large amount of people who have serious issues with English grammar.

    The worst mistakes
    Would/Could of... instead of Would/Could have
    Ludicrous spelling mistakes like teh
    Complete disregard of register and tone. Take for example a Hamlet essay where someone wrote "Hamlet was on about how Claudius killed his dad"
    Your/You're/They're/Their/There mistakes
    General spelling errors
    Punctuation errors and fear of a little something called paragraphing.

    All of these little mistakes could have been prevented by simply teaching people grammar in primary school instead of the "noun is a thing, verb is doing something, adjective is describing something" rudimentary grammar education that people currently receive. We had to spend four weeks learning English grammar terms in 1st Year French because the vast majority of people had never heard of things like "Conjugations" or "Infinitives". Even in sixth year I guarantee that if you visit the average HL English class and ask "What is a present participle?" you'll get a blank look back from everyone.

    Even worse is HL Maths where people go in to the exam not even knowing what a "function" is but that's for another thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,150 ✭✭✭✭Malari


    Permabear wrote: »
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    I was just about to mention this book! I learned a fair but of grammar in national school - their/they're/there, your/you're, where to put apostrophes, etc. It's stuff that's really stuck with me, but there are things I've only learned recently because you don't get them drilled into you in school. Fewer than versus less than, for example. I don't think I would have picked up the appropriate places to use these just by reading. And I've always done an awful lot of reading. Eats, Shoots and Leaves was brilliant for this kind of thing.

    The other thing that is a bit alarming is that teachers seem more and more to be marking based on content with not very little weighting given to grammar, spelling and punctuation. Sort of like marking based on getting the theory correct in maths, although your calculation might result in the wrong number as a bottom line.

    If this is the way English is going, there is still a serious disconnect between expectations and reality in terms of CVs! The sheer volume that must be binned instantly owing to (due to? ;)) spelling errors must be incredible.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Permabear wrote: »
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    No, I'm suggesting it's only a problem as long as it's not widely recognised or understood.

    Like any slang word or phrase it means nothing if the majority of people don't understand it and as a result they won't accept it as a viable word/phrase. However as more people learn of the word and begin to use it in their daily conversations it becomes more acceptable and eventually becomes part of that language.

    Text-speak is a slang language. It's extremely common among younger generations and as they grow up it'll become common among older generations. The younger generations will become the older generations who will accept text-speak as a valid form of communication.
    For shorter distances, I'd drive due to having 2 very active and rambunctious children, the weather, time restrictions etc...
    These are your parameters for when deciding whether or not to drive.

    The parameters for deciding whether or not to use text-speak are character limitations, speed, medium size, informal etc.

    If it makes sense to use an abbreviated and faster form of the English language then text-speak is a perfectly valid option, if you need something more formal, aren't limited by size of medium or length etc. then traditional English is the best option.

    Two tools for two jobs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,237 ✭✭✭mcmoustache


    Maybe.

    Anyone see that movie 'Idiocracy'?
    The film itself is dreadful,

    You take that back!

    Post reported.


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  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Jesus Unimportant Tarp


    You take that back!

    Post reported.

    It paints an interesting (and scary) picture but it is a dreadful movie :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 39,019 ✭✭✭✭Permabear


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    I think mobile phones are to blame, but social networking too. Twenty years ago not many people actually wrote to communicate once they finished school, unless their job required it. But now, people communicate in a written manner much more than they used to. Text messages but also facebook and forums are used to communicate things through writing which before would have been done verbally, either face-to-face or on the phone.
    So I think maybe in the past when people only wrote now and then, they didn't mind taking the time to make sure they were using grammar and punctuation fairly well.
    But now some people text and type on facebook all the time and perhaps can't be bothered about being careful with their words all the time and making sure everything is written out fully and correctly. And now we're seeing young people for whom this is the norm.

    RE: the language evolving. Yes languages always seem to get simpler. As many have said, look at how much more complex Shakespeare's English is.
    But in the last decade or so the nature of the simplifications has changed in an important way. Mistakes like saying "your" instead of "you're" reveal a lack of awareness about the structure of the language. Even on an almost unconscious level, most people with a decent grasp of English know that "you're" is short for "you are" and are aware of how the pronoun and verb in this case work, even if we couldn't express it.

    But for someone who just uses "your" all the time, there's no logic as to why they use the same word in different contexts, and they're thus not aware of the structures behind the language. If things carry on in this manner (and I'm not saying it definitely will) the language will simplify to a point where people only know that certain sounds only represent concepts in a simplistic representational manner (eg. "your" refers to a person that you're talking to in some way), but have no awareness of syntax and sentence structure which, even though we're not taught too much about it, most people with decent English get the gist of in an instinctive manner. The same thing goes for mistakes like "been" instead of "being" and "should of" instead of "should've". Shortening words or using simpler ones isn't so bad in itself, but mistakes that stop people from having a sense of the structure underlying English are much worse to me.
    Shakespeare might be difficult to grasp at first, but the system behind it is remarkably similar to modern good English. Shakespeare might therefore be able to understand a well-written Boards post (not without some difficulty), but not a txtspk facebook comment.

    As others have said, the way grammar has been taught in primary school (I'm told it's better now) doesn't help us to see how the language works as it's too simplistic. In the past, people would have got an intuitive sense of the system by reading proper English, but unfortunately even a kid who reads Harry Potter or Twilight is also bombarded by txtspeak.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    looksee wrote: »
    You cannot communicate unless there is agreement on the meaning of words and the use of grammar.

    Nail, head!

    If someone chooses to use "there" instead of "their" or "they're", then the sentence reads as gibberish, and it forces the reader to have to decipher the sentence.

    It's lazy and sad. And it doesn't make things "simpler" - it makes things more confusing and therefore more difficult.

    "Uncle Jack's off for the bank holiday" is completely different to "Uncle jacks off for the bank holiday".

    And it's not just writing; I've heard ads for phone companies that have left me wondering why I should subscribe to a mobile phone company that is so careless as to not ensure that the "t" in their name is pronounced - not to mention the fact that a search for "meedy-yor" produced no results.

    The same goes for the much-abused apostrophe, the level of which is so extreme as to be laughable at times.

    Whatever about casual use between friends, use of the above in a professional environment or situation leaves a massive doubt as to whether an organisation is professional enough or educated enough to deal with.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 893 ✭✭✭danslevent


    In the past, people would have got an intuitive sense of the system by reading proper English, but unfortunately even a kid who reads Harry Potter or Twilight is also bombarded by txtspeak.

    This constant bashing of popular books like Harry Potter and Twilight really annoys me. First off, Harry Potter shouldn't even be in the same category as Twilight. Anyone that has read all the books can see what a truly talented author J.K Rowling is. She constructed a plot that lasted over seven books that had the whole world waiting for. All because the books are popular it shouldn't demerit their worth.

    I think most people hate Twilight because it is associated with emos and all that crap but Stephanie Meyer did create characters that literally millions of people fell in love with. It takes a lot more than good grammar to create such world wide loved books. I want to study in English in college but the only thing that turns me off is literature snobs that look down on some writers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Liam Byrne wrote: »
    If someone chooses to use "there" instead of "their" or "they're", then the sentence reads as gibberish, and it forces the reader to have to decipher the sentence.

    I disagree with this. When talking face-to-face with someone you may not hear the distinction of those words yet the context allows you to instantly, often without even thinking, understand what they said or meant.

    English is essentially a spoken language. There are many words that not only sound the same but are the same when written yet we fully understand the what they mean because we don't look at a word on its own, we read it as a sentence and with context.

    Written English has been ported over from Spoken English instead of being developed separately as a written language and because of that it has faults which it's complexity attempt to compensate for but at the expense of writing speed, legibility and easiness to learn.

    As a written language it's no secret that it's inefficient and if text-speak can shorten the time it takes to write while still maintaining it's rules (rules that exclusively written languages don't have) and providing context than that is an advancement as I see it.

    Most forms of shorthand rely on phonetics, as oppose to the arbitrary rules of the English language, for spelling. A dozen words could be spelled the same way in one transcript yet the author, and other shorthand writers, can understand them due to the context. This is what makes a good written language. Not a distinction of words by complicated spellings but by context. In the English language there are about a dozen ways to write the sound "Sh", in a good written language there should only be one.

    In Written English when you come across "Their" instead of "They're" you're confused because it doesn't make sense in the context of the sentence, if you didn't see the spelling but it's phonetics it would make perfect sense as you vocalized it in your head (as if you were listening to someone talking).

    [When I'm speaking about the English language I'm including it's predecessors in that]


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,564 ✭✭✭Naikon


    Can a4yone helpz mi 2 pas my hons engrish exam?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 893 ✭✭✭danslevent


    Naikon wrote: »
    Can a4yone helpz mi 2 pas my hons engrish exam?

    Ah God, stop the lights. I take it you are also someone who finds the "Your ma" jokes hilarious. You are the desired audience of all crap stand up comedians out there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 788 ✭✭✭marty1985


    Thankfully, our friends in the European Commission have devised a plan to make standard written English better.

    In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.

    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

    In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.

    By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

    After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru! And zen world!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 788 ✭✭✭marty1985


    Firstly, Harry Potter books are not a cause of any problem. Kids reading any books at all is a good thing.

    Mobile phones, Facebook, Twitter... maybe these things have resulted in a lot of students aiming for the shortest possible phrases, but maybe there's some good in that. Sometimes I think students should be challenged to make their essays and theses shorter. There's nothing like pages and pages of bull**** to make you appreciate the importance of saying something of value in 150 characters or whatever.

    The smartest people have a tendency to be able to say clever things in a short and snappy manner.

    So my advice is stop waffling and arguing, we should all stick together.

    Sticking together is what good waffles do.


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