Spooky how accurate this is...

You must follow the rules on this one exactly, otherwise it won't work.

It's really scary how this works out. NO CHEATING!!!!


First, get a pen and paper.

Second, write the numbers one through six.

Next to number one, write any number.

Next to number two, write the name of someone to whom you are really attracted.

Next to three, write down the first color you can think of.

Next to number four, write the name of your first pet.

Next to number five and six write down the name of family members.

That's it. Remember...no cheating. Did you write them all down?







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Don't cheat, or you'll be upset.......









Okay. The number next to number one shows how many times you should be smashed over the head with an aluminum baseball bat for thinking that stupid e-mails like this actually mean anything.

The person named next to number two is someone who will never sleep with you because you're stupid enough to waste your time on something like this. The number from number one also shows how many times you will publicly embarass yourself trying to get the person to sleep with you.

The color you picked means nothing. It's a friggin' color, for Chrissake. Wait, wait, let me guess. You picked the color of the first thing your eyes settled on after you read the question. Yeah, that's deep and meaningful.

Number four is the name of a long-dead animal.

Numbers five and six represent family members who are embarrased to be related to you.

Cool, huh?