Dirty sleazy auld wans in nightclubs..

ringadingding · 31-05-2011 07:58AM

I was in a club once ( forget the name - the members place on grafton street ) for a party, anyway, I got twisted and was dancing with some divorced rich d4 well maintained cougar, were just about to kiss and she whispers ' don't you think I'm too old for you ?'

I answer sincerely ' no, I love old women'

Needless to say I ended up typing 'rich mature' into pornhub that night :-)

FlutterinBantam · 31-05-2011 08:10AM

Galway I think it was.....a young Flutt. went into a club late on.

Now I was, if I may say so, 'swinging heavy lead' and when, sitting at the bar, I felt a hand on my leg and the fingers exploring the area south of the nutpurse well, I took notice.

Well preserved auld wan ,forties, in a tight dress and a glazed look in her eye.

One thing led to another and we adjourned to her motor where she responded extremely well to a right good knobbing,gave a good as she got ,and drained the stones good an' proper.

So nothing against sleazy auld wans in clubs.

Absurdum · 31-05-2011 08:38AM

Oranage2 wrote: »

Go to a club called 'Cougars' on the liffey just around the corner from o connel street. aidreen Kennedy DJs there and you'll see aulwans in there 60s looking for the shift -

Larry Murphy's house party sounds more appealing tbh

stupidusername · 31-05-2011 09:16AM

Hate the sleazy men you get in nightclubs. ugh. you'd actually feel like showering after they give you the once over :mad: and it's not just old men, actually I probably would have less of a problem if they were like that cause they were old. problem is they're just sleazy.....

Fratton Fred · 31-05-2011 09:20AM

Azureus wrote: »

Used to be an aul fella who went to a club virtually every night when I worked there...somehow managed to end up with gorgeous young girls every other night!!

I think I know the guy you mean. He used to sit at the bar wearing Armani shirts, sipping champagne and licking his own eyebrows.

For some reason the girls loved him.

jimthemental · 31-05-2011 09:26AM

I think the 35 cut off point is a bit low. Just look at Sharon Ni Bheolain or whatever her name is. If any man here says he wouldn't go for her he is a liar.

Blitzkrieger · 31-05-2011 10:44AM

FearDark wrote: »

Anyone over the age of 35 shouldn't be allowed in night clubs the same way under 18's aren't.

Too old long before 35 IMO. I have a friend who thinks he's too old to play soccer but not too old to be eying up and trying to score with the young ones. He's not the creepiest guy I know (that's Danny) but I think he'll be challenging for the title soon.

Danny's getting close to 40 but still goes out for junior cert night....

Dudess · 31-05-2011 10:47AM

I don't go to nightclubs because they're sh1t. But certainly not to appease idiotic little kids who have no perspective on age.

Fratton Fred · 31-05-2011 11:04AM

Dudess wrote: »

I don't go to nightclubs because they're sh1t. But certainly not to appease idiotic little kids who have no perspective on age.

The reason a lot of them are **** is because they are full of kids who drank a skinfull of Vodka in their mammy's kitchen before heading out and doing a load of shots in a club, then staggering around the place with vomit down the front of their shirt/dress looking for a ride.

Much prefer a late bar with good music.

stovelid · 31-05-2011 11:06AM

Newsflash: people in their 30s/40s and/or married often end up in nightclubs with their mates because they want a late drink and wouldn't be caught dead talking to some self-absorbed imbecile teenybopper, let alone trying to fuck them.

Plus, the idea that you never get the eye from younger women when you're older is bollix. Not as much as before but it definitely happens.

Princess Peach · 31-05-2011 11:08AM

Kinda hope that when I'm old I'll still be going to nightclubs. I love dancing! Hope that never changes.

But yeah at the moment, the old people do creep me out. I do get great entertainment from watching their dancing though! They throw some sick shapes!

Elliemental · 31-05-2011 11:08AM

I'm sorry, OP, but sleazy people in night clubs are usually guys. There even seems to be a general look to them, too: Receding hairline, but with a little ratty ponytail at the back. A gold filling somewhere in the region of the canines. Leather trousers (a must if they're over sixty). Open necked shirt exposing wildly hairy chest, offest by chunky gold medallion.

stovelid · 31-05-2011 11:12AM

Elliemental wrote: »

I'm sorry, OP, but sleazy people in night clubs are usually guys. There even seems to be a general look to them, too: Receding hairline, but with a little ratty ponytail at the back. A gold filling somewhere in the region of the canines. Leather trousers (a must if they're over sixty). Open necked shirt exposing wildly hairy chest, offest by chunky gold medallion.

Did you last go to a nightclub in 1974?

Mr Freeze · 31-05-2011 11:21AM

FearDark wrote: »

Anyone over the age of 35 shouldn't be allowed in night clubs the same way under 18's aren't.

Only 4 years and 3 months of Nightclubs left for me so until the crystal in my hand goes off and I have to go to Carrousel for Renewal.

Elliemental · 31-05-2011 11:22AM

stovelid wrote: »

Did you last go to a nightclub in 1974?

:eek: It's the time warp they're stuck in!

Eircom_Sucks · 31-05-2011 11:25AM

met this cougar when i was 24 and was 52 :eek: but a fitness instructer ) of course im gonna say that ) she was slim , blonde , waxed down below

needless to say we left the club , went back to my place and whilst knobbing her doggy style she actually said to me " don't go so hard , watch my hip " i then though to myself " what the hell are you doing sunshine " i just smirked and kept going

btw i never seen her again thank fook

K-9 · 31-05-2011 11:31AM

Elliemental wrote: »

I'm sorry, OP, but sleazy people in night clubs are usually guys. There even seems to be a general look to them, too: Receding hairline, but with a little ratty ponytail at the back. A gold filling somewhere in the region of the canines. Leather trousers (a must if they're over sixty). Open necked shirt exposing wildly hairy chest, offest by chunky gold medallion.

Stop going to Stringfellows then.

K-9 · 31-05-2011 11:32AM

Eircom_Sucks wrote: »

met this cougar when i was 24 and was 52 :eek: but a fitness instructer ) of course im gonna say that ) she was slim , blonde , waxed down below

needless to say we left the club , went back to my place and whilst knobbing her doggy style she actually said to me " don't go so hard , watch my hip " i then though to myself " what the hell are you doing sunshine " i just smirked and kept going

btw i never seen her again thank fook

Free porn has a lot to answer for.

Professey Chin · 31-05-2011 11:33AM

Eircom_Sucks wrote: »

met this cougar when i was 24 and was 52 :eek: but a fitness instructer ) of course im gonna say that ) she was slim , blonde , waxed down below

needless to say we left the club , went back to my place and whilst knobbing her doggy style she actually said to me " don't go so hard , watch my hip " i then though to myself " what the hell are you doing sunshine " i just smirked and kept going

btw i never seen her again thank fook

........you call yourself sunshine?

sollar · 31-05-2011 11:37AM

Galway K9 wrote: »

Its overdone and non original:mad:

He set himself up for the "you're ma" comment with that post though. Both of them have disappeared from this thread i see. Must be because this is such an extremely serious thread.

marcusgunn · 31-05-2011 11:38AM

Eircom_Sucks wrote: »

met this cougar when i was 24 and was 52 :eek: but a fitness instructer ) of course im gonna say that ) she was slim , blonde , waxed down below

needless to say we left the club , went back to my place and whilst knobbing her doggy style she actually said to me " don't go so hard , watch my hip " i then though to myself " what the hell are you doing sunshine " i just smirked and kept going

btw i never seen her again thank fook

"needless to say".....this is a complete fabrication

Eircom_Sucks · 31-05-2011 11:41AM

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

........you call yourself sunshine?

for the purpose of the story i did

Eircom_Sucks · 31-05-2011 11:42AM

marcusgunn wrote: »

"needless to say".....this is a complete fabrication

think what you want mate

why would i post an embarrasing story online ???

Logical Fallacy · 31-05-2011 11:52AM

Elliemental wrote: »

I'm sorry, OP, but sleazy people in night clubs are usually guys. There even seems to be a general look to them, too: Receding hairline, but with a little ratty ponytail at the back. A gold filling somewhere in the region of the canines. Leather trousers (a must if they're over sixty). Open necked shirt exposing wildly hairy chest, offest by chunky gold medallion.

Belfast appears to be stuck in the Marty McFly days....the second one, when he goes back to the present and everything is weird and Biff is nailing his Mom.

marcusgunn · 31-05-2011 12:05PM

Eircom_Sucks wrote: »

think what you want mate

why would i post an embarrasing story online ???

It's not embarrassing, just a bit far-fetched.
Maybe it did happen, but probably sans the 80's porn dialogue;)

Princess Peach · 31-05-2011 12:06PM

Eircom_Sucks wrote: »

think what you want mate

why would i post an embarrasing story online ???

To give us all a giggle. True or not, I enjoyed it

Wompa1 · 31-05-2011 12:16PM

Eircom_Sucks wrote: »

btw i never seen her again thank fook

I'd imagine she's as relieved about that as you are!

stovelid · 31-05-2011 12:42PM

hangballlouie wrote: »

As my oul'fella said on my 16th birthday, "son, always go for the mature women, as they don't yell, they dont tell and they don't swell." the greatest advice he ever gave me!

He wore a wife-beater, didn't he? And smoked Major. And your mother lived a life of quiet, stoic despair.

Fratton Fred · 31-05-2011 01:02PM

stovelid wrote: »

He wore a wife-beater, didn't he? And smoked Major. And your mother lived a life of quiet, stoic despair.

How do you wear Stella?

stovelid · 31-05-2011 01:06PM

Fratton Fred wrote: »

How do you wear Stella?

Drink 12 pints of it then puke. :pac:

Dirty sleazy auld wans in nightclubs..

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