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I'm going for a drink.

  • 07-05-2011 10:07PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭


    With Kharn, no less.

    Don't wait up.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    o i c. kharn is ok to drink with but heaven forbid u should drink with us :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Well, basically yeah...

    It was magical. There were sexy adventures galore. And a girl said I looked like the Highlander. There might be pics.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    You'll have to post the pics now, if only to tell me who the highlander is!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Well the pics might take a while, but the night went pretty much like this...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Woahhotttdayum.


    Did you put it in someones bum?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    And FYI

    Should I ever see you dressed like Carmen (sexy bitchhh) is in that video, strutting your stuff like that... you'll be walking like Tar on a sunday morning, for a MONTH!


    Really - the only thing shes missing is the beard.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road. ~Author unknown,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    never underestimate the nuts


    WOULD LUV DRY ROASTED PEA
    NUTS RIGHT NOW


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    I had a drink with Kharn once.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I bet it was magical.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    It much so much more and better than that.
    He's such a cuddly cranky wonderful being.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    I love how you both discriminate against those that aren't kharn! Ya kno ...

    Could really do with a drink or 10 right now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    We cant help it. If Kharn ever went drinking with you, you'd understand...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    He's the special one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Yo who's kharn even and is he good in bed


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    To answer both:

    Kharn is a f*cking demon in the sack.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Did ya!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Absinthe and death-metal covers of "I Will Survive" will do strange things to a man.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Oh that's hot.


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