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Cat Race

  • 07-05-2011 12:06PM
    #1
    Yurt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 406 ✭✭


    two cats are in a swimming race, 123 and un deux trois. Which cat won?
    123 becuase un deux trois cat sank.

    Discuss ?


Comments

  • #2
    kingtut
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,492 ✭✭✭kingtut


    Huh :confused:


  • #3
    mstan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 286 ✭✭mstan


    Your Mother


  • #4
    Captain_Generic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,408 ✭✭✭Captain_Generic


    Cats can't swim


  • #5
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,639 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Cats can so swim:

    http://www.swimmingcats.com/


  • #6
    Captain_Generic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,408 ✭✭✭Captain_Generic


    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    Cats can so swim:

    http://www.swimmingcats.com/

    Damn you internet :D


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  • #7
    Mrmoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    Zut alors!


  • #8
    ArtyM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    I know this...Take the elephant out first.


  • #9
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    What a merde joke


  • #10
    Camackaze
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27 ✭Camackaze


    Someone has been watching Soccer AM


  • #11
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Ameowsing. not the catastrophe it's being labelled as. Previous posters may need a saucer of milk.


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  • #12
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    This thread reminds me why I speed up when i see a cat crossing a road.


  • #13
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Did you know that cats have non-fatal terminal velocity when thrown off buildings that are a minimum of 7 stories.

    I recommend throwing them off the 3rd floor. It might just hurt them. Or more than likely kill them even.







    please don't though


  • #14
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I saw an ad recently where cats grew opposable thumbs. It was terrifying.


  • #15
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    But think of the opportunities!!

    exhibit A
    collegehumor.b7daa1090888bc614ec3ac0d16ed25f8.jpg

    exhibit B
    google-cat-man-300x238.png

    Not too mention the commercial opportunities

    exhibit A/bis
    35712737_240x240_Front.jpg

    Or the excuses one could make...
    kitty-porn-28280-1249662875-3.jpg?w=390&h=295


  • #16
    The Radiator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 629 ✭✭✭The Radiator


    Yurt wrote: »
    two cats are in a swimming race, 123 and un deux trois. Which cat won?
    123 becuase un deux trois cat sank.

    Discuss ?

    that was in my first year french book


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