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Worst way to die?

  • 26-04-2011 01:46AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭


    What do you think the worst way is to die?

    my four would be -

    Burnt alive
    drowned
    raped to death*
    stabbed to death with a spoon

    I also heard dying in your sleep of old age is one of the most painful ways


    Any other bad ways to die?

    *I see this is causing confusion - raped to death by many well endowed men


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Boiled in your own piss.

    except if you're Jedward, then its hilarious.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    I'd hate to drown personally.
    A plane crash would be awful, imagine the time dropping out of the sky before impact.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 33 Da_Viper


    Human centipede


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,037 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    Drowning.
    Burnt to death.
    Choking on something really embarrassing.
    Forced sex with Barbera Streisand.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,105 ✭✭✭beano345


    heart attack


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Oranage2 wrote:
    raped to death

    needs explation :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    If someone forced bamboo shoots down my throat and then some water so bamboo shoots would grow and burst through my stomach.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Drowning or burnt, they both seem the most horrific.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,924 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    Wouldn't mind a bit of 'Death by Snu Snu' myself.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    With unopened beer in the fridge.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ColeTrain


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    What do you think the worst way is to die?

    my four would be -

    Burnt alive
    drowned
    raped to death
    stabbed to death with a spoon

    I also heard dying in your sleep of old age is one of the most painful ways


    Any other bad ways to die?

    :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    on your way to the playboy mansion for the 1st time


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Chnandler Bong


    Raped to death hahahahahahahahahahah awh...... I wish


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 28,274 Mod ✭✭✭✭Posy


    Being burned at the stake- being helpless and tied down as you slowly burn sounds nightmarish. (I'm having 'Wicker man' flashbacks.)
    Oranage2 wrote: »
    I also heard dying in your sleep of old age is one of the most painful ways
    What?!! :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,000 ✭✭✭spinandscribble


    Saila wrote: »
    needs explation :confused:

    i'd imagine the assult during the rape would lead to death. I did hear of a man who broke a poor girls back while raping her, which killed her in galway :(

    depressing thread is depressing....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,483 ✭✭✭User Friendly


    Death by umbongo. :(

    oh the thought of it matron!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭bobmalooka


    susan boyle sex scandal


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 28,274 Mod ✭✭✭✭Posy


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    If someone forced bamboo shoots down my throat and then some water so bamboo shoots would grow and burst through my stomach.

    Boy, you really thought this through! :eek: :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,967 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    As a child growing up on a farm, I fell in the slurry pit and was pulled out

    Drowning in slurry is a nasty way to go


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭cucbuc


    ,,to die of embarrassment cos it would take ages...
    To die with fright (scary)
    To die laughing (confusing)
    :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Chnandler Bong


    i'd imagine the assult during the rape would lead to death. I did hear of a man who broke a poor girls back while raping her, which killed her in galway :(

    depressing thread is depressing....
    Cant all be sunshine and lollipops im afraid


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 117 ✭✭Saermegil


    From a long disease such as ALS - where you know what's coming! Urgh even thinking about it makes me cringe


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Chnandler Bong


    As a child growing up on a farm, I fell in the slurry pit and was pulled out

    Drowning in slurry is a nasty way to go
    How do you know?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,166 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    °°°°°


    Death by bum.
    Or imapled a al Vlad the Impaler, couldn't be nice.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Dennis the Stone


    George Hook sitting on your face in a thong and smothering you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,967 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    How do you know?

    Silly question.
    I said it was a nasty way to go, that's all

    I don't know the worst way to go


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,680 ✭✭✭policarp


    Easter week-end.

    It has to be death by chocalate....


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 28,274 Mod ✭✭✭✭Posy


    To be killed in an 'iron maiden' type torture device looks pretty grim too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Exploding lambs


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    i'd imagine the assult during the rape would lead to death. I did hear of a man who broke a poor girls back while raping her, which killed her in galway :(

    depressing thread is depressing....


    not to get into it or whatever so ill just leave this here --> :confused:


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