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Jackie Healy Rae for President !!!!

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 849 ✭✭✭Hookah


    Healy-Rae considering running for president?

    I don't know what's combover him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Hes from Kerry.

    Thats too near cork to risk having as the head of state


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,346 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    We already had this sh1t on 1st April.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 458 ✭✭Craebear


    The anarchist in me would love if he became President.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    No.
    It's not a very important role really but the president is someone who will be representing Ireland all over the world on numerous occasions and I just don't think he fits the role very well.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭Scarydoll




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Podge and Rodge's first cousin.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    He's no Inanimate Carbon Rod.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,240 ✭✭✭cml387


    No.
    It's not a very important role really but the president is someone who will be representing Ireland all over the world on numerous occasions and I just don't think he fits the role very well.
    Au contraire,he fits the bill perfectly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Oh_Noes


    Scarydoll wrote: »

    The audacity of that combover. He has basically combed the hair up from his arse crack and glued it there.

    He looks like one of those old timey stripey sweets.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,293 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    Welcome to last week, OP.

    IBTL.

    (oh and if JHR gets president, I'm emigrating)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    If JHR actually got elected, I'd buy a rifle and get practicing those long - distance head shots.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 141 ✭✭LimeTime


    Can you imagine. Act one as president bai shall be to move the aras to SOUTH KERRY!!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,260 ✭✭✭PatsytheNazi


    Well Jackie would impress foreign dignitaries and heads of state with his knowledge of fertilliser, sillage and the Kerry Junior championship.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Oh_Noes


    To be honest, if he was a single issue candidate, and his issue was to fill in all the potholes nationally; I would probably vote for him.

    Unfortunitely presidents don't get the authority to fill potholes :(

    I shall be voting for the other hole-filling candidate.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,325 ✭✭✭ItsAWindUp


    Oh_Noes wrote: »
    To be honest, if he was a single issue candidate, and his issue was to fill in all the potholes nationally; I would probably vote for him.

    Unfortunitely presidents don't get the authority to fill potholes :(

    I shall be voting for the other hole-filling candidate.

    David Norris it is.:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,260 ✭✭✭PatsytheNazi


    ItsAWindUp wrote: »
    Oh_Noes wrote: »
    To be honest, if he was a single issue candidate, and his issue was to fill in all the potholes nationally; I would probably vote for him.

    Unfortunitely presidents don't get the authority to fill potholes :(

    I shall be voting for the other hole-filling candidate.

    David Norris it is.:D
    :D The PC brigade will be down on you for that one Bro !!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Oh_Noes


    :D The PC brigade will be down on you for that one Bro !!!!!

    It was in all sincerity though. He's a legend and I think he'd let me away with that one himself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    President of what?.....The Sleveen Bastard Association of Ireland?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,921 ✭✭✭The J Stands for Jay


    I would even prefer to have Bertie being President from his tabloid cupboard ahead of that "£%&*(!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,325 ✭✭✭ItsAWindUp


    Here's a mad idea, how about we abolish the presidency?


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