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  • 27-03-2011 08:16PM
    #1
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭


    HansGruber5.jpg

    "I have placed bombs all around your school. If my demands are not met I will detonate them. All of your beloved children will die."





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    "Not on MY watch! There's only one way to get all those children out on time now!"





































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    ACTION BUS
    Coming to a cinema near you. PERMANENTLY.


Comments

  • #2
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Here I come to save the dayyyyyyy

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  • #3
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


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    http://krisscop.blogspot.com/2008_01_01_archive.html


  • #4
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Can I be the sarcastic sidekick?


  • #5
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    That depends, do you have a catchphrase, like "Jimminy jillickers!" or "Holy inappropriate workplace comment!"?


  • #6
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I have a catchphrase.

    "AND THATS THE END OF THAT CHAPTER!!!"

    In caps because I shout it!


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  • #7
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    It's lacking a tall blonde with kneehigh boots.


  • #8
    tallaghtmick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,724 ✭✭✭tallaghtmick


    sNarah wrote: »
    It's lacking a tall blonde with kneehigh boots.

    *gets wig and boots*


  • #9
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    tallaghtmick wrote: »
    *gets wig and boots*

    But, can you pout your lips?
    CAN YOU?


  • #10
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    ... can you?


  • #11
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


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  • #12
    force majeure
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 387 ✭✭force majeure


    for a second I thought that was a can off hinakkinn:D


  • #13
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Sarky wrote: »
    ... can you?

    I, dear Sarky, am the mistress of lip-pouting.


  • #14
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    sNarah wrote: »
    I, dear Sarky, am the mistress of lip-pouting.

    Prove it..go on..!! Maybe in a being made movie? ;)


  • #15
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Sarky wrote: »
    HansGruber5.jpg

    "I have placed bombs all around your school. If my demands are not met I will detonate them. All of your beloved children will die."





    500px-LiveFree_HTthatsright.png

    "Not on MY watch! There's only one way to get all those children out on time now!"





































    kinopoisk.ru-Stephen-R-Hudis-330290.jpg
    ACTION BUS
    Coming to a cinema near you. PERMANENTLY.

    That's funny, 'cos your online persona is one of those pix! :pac:


  • #16
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I don't actually have an online persona. This is a mistake many people make.

    But yes, the bus is based on past experiences.


  • #17
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    they buried a bus full of children in the gravel pits of Livermore back in the 70's
    they dog their way out


  • #18
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,033 ✭✭✭uch


    Sarky wrote: »
    I don't actually have an online persona. This is a mistake many people make.

    But yes, the bus is based on past experiences.



    79a ???

    22/25



  • #19
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Very astute. How would you like to ghost-write my autobiography?


  • #20
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Yakkity yak...but don't talk back....__________________


  • #21
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,033 ✭✭✭uch


    Sarky wrote: »
    Very astute. How would you like to ghost-write my autobiography?


    Sarky,, for you I would re-write the Bible



    But I'm scared of Ghosts

    22/25



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  • #22
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    uch wrote: »
    Sarky,, for you I would re-write the Bible ...
    Think that's been done enough already...


  • #23
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called: "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down".


  • #24
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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    Shabadabababababadooby-doo! ^_^

    <huggles>


  • #25
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Sarky I need to have a cigarette. Will you let me and not be mad if I did have one??


  • #26
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I tried a cigarette once, and Action Bus gave me a look like this:

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    But then I switched to smoking a pipe and Action Bus was all like this:

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    You don't want Action bus to be all like "BITCH PLEASE", do you? You want him to be all "F*CK YEAH".

    Get a pipe.


  • #27
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Pipe it is:

    pipe+guy.jpg

    Warning: please do NOT google "Cool guy with pipe"


  • #28
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Can you point to where on the dolly the internets touched you?


  • #29
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    There

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