Twisted Tag Tournament

Dean goes down under a hail of gunfire from Harry and Burt.

Red Robin takes down Harry and Burt before they even register that they have hit the ground.

Ain't nothing that can even suggest Burt or Harry would stand a chance against Red Robin.

Red Robin to out-smart, out-think and out-fight the boys.
Dean to out-quip them.

I can see Taskmaster's multitude of fighting styles (and nickinga couple of moves mid fight) being enough to takedown Guile.
Han Solo isn't tricky enough to take out McClane, while McClane is wiley enough to riddle Han with bullets.

Victory to Taskmaster and John McClane

Taskmaster has this one shown up.

Only two fighters have given him trouble in the past.

Deadpool because he cannot mimic or anticitape Deadpool's fighting style, and Moonknight because Moonknight has no fear of being busted open and Tasky sure as hell ain't gonna miomic that style.


As it stand, Taskmaster is very highly trained in his own right but brings the fighting styles and abilities of some of the best of the Marvel universe with him.

Wolverine, Shang Chi, Elektra, Captain America, Bullseye, Daredevil, Hawkeye, Punisher, Red Skull, Sabretooth, Silver Samurai, Spiderman, and Iron Fist are just some of the characters whose fighting abilities and markman abilities he has has added to his own, along with a host of smaller name heroes and villains.


Plus from watching and fighting Guile he would be able to adapt to his fighting style straight away and also instinctively know which of his other fighting styles was best to counter it.


Han and John would be a shoot out, but even if Solo won, he would have Taskmaster waiting for him.


Taskmaster is just too damn good and his ability to mimic styles is too much for Guile and McClane to get past.

Right, I think the only thing Guile has on Taskmaster is the Sonic Boom. If this is an all human tournament and we're somehow suggesting the sonic boom is within human ability, then Taskmaster can replicate it, so goodbye Guile advantage. Plus, if Chun-li et al avoid the sonic boom on a regular basis I'm pretty sure Taskmaster will have no issues.

Taskmaster will pick Han apart if McClane fails, and I'm pretty sure McClane will be the victor in that meet-up anyways.

Crossbones is essentially a poor man's Punisher. Nothing please Frank Castle more than killing off another Punisher wanabee. While on paper they are quite similar, Crossbones cannot match Castle in terms of forward planning and in-figh tactical shifts. Case in point, Castle brought a shotgun to this fight. crossbones took a bow.
The Question would most likely loose out to two gun's quick draw style shooting. She's probably too mentally volatile to partake in such off the cusp bshootouts, preferring drawn out meodrama style fights.

PunGun to win

Punisher and Two Guns are heading into this fight at a disadvantage. They don't know the city and they don't know their adversaries. Frank decides that they should head down town and use the convenient square system to get some idea of the location and check for any tails.

After a short while Frank confirms that they are being followed by a woman. She's decent but Punisher has spent years cautiously watching for tails and could spot one in his sleep. He figures there must be more and continues walking. However Two Gun does deal in deception and spins to put a bullet through the eye of their beguiling stalker. As he turns back to Punisher, a crossbow bolt is protruding from his throat. Wasting no time with a shocked reaction Punisher ducks down a nearby alley to prepare himself for the onslaught.

Crossbones smiles to himself as he reloads his crossbow. "Run Castle Run" he whispers. He regrets that he had to give himself away but he is confident in his skills for the upcoming fight. He gets to the alley and looks down. He doesn't see anything but he's taking no chances. He blasts a couple of likely looking trash heaps before making his way down the wall. Half way down he hears a shotgun go off just before he feels a soft rain of pulverised brick and feels his rope go slack.

Despite the disadvantage of a fall and Punisher instantly being on top of him, Crossbones is more then able to hold his own in the ensuing fight. He starts getting the upper hand and uses counters to really start laying into Punisher. He plants Castle with a chokeslam and uses the moment to unleash his wrist blades. Standing over his spluttering victim, he prepares for the kill when he hears a derisive snort from Castle. "Last words?" Castle says nothing as he explodes from the ground and uses his shoulder to lift Crossbones onto a conveniently placed ka-bar that had been driven into the wall.

Now the real work can begin. Punisher wins.

Think Kess has cleared up my Bat issues, so I agree.

Ronin & Redser for the winno

Shang Chi would destroy John Connor or Dean at close quarters inside a building.

And good as Connor and Winchester are with weapons, we are talking about John Rambo in a building full of weapons and ammo.


ShangBo for a very very quick win.

John Rambo is the master of picking up weapons he finds and using them to cause mayhem and destruction. Shang-Chi would also be able to use speed/steath inside the building to get close to his enemies, where their superior firepower would count for nothing and he could easily take them down in hand to hand combat. Let's not forget Rambo is a master of stealth too. They will divide and conquer, outflanking their opponents and annihilating them before they knew what was happening.
Connor and Winchester might have stood a chance in a more open environment, but their inability to see their opponents before it was too late has cost them dearly.

Ram-Chi FTW

Tasky challenges Snake Eyes to a one on one fight with swords.


As Tasky is starting the fight already having had for years the martial arts knowledge of, amongst others, Shang Chi and the sword play ability of the Swordsman, he is easily able to counter Snake Eyes.

But as their duel goes on, he is also perfecting Snake Eyes style and very quickly he can stalemate Snake Eyes by being able to do everything Snake Eyes can do, and to the same level, but can also go on the offensive with the dozens and dozens of other fighting styles and techniques that he has taken from other superheroes and villains.

Snake Eyes soon gets to experience a very unfamilair feeling, that of being outclassed in terms of skill and fighting style. Seconds after that he gets another feeling to experience. Tasky's sword through his heart.



Meanwhile John McClane has holed himself up behind a turbine, and is laying down a hail of fire to keep Dredd back.

"Yippee Kaya Mother fcuker" screams McClane with a laugh, as he prepares to launch into a tirade of sarky comments.


"Use of profanities, 20 years in an iso cube" growls Dredd, "Firing on a Judge, sentence is death"

McClane is about to shout back when an armour piercing round leaves the lawgiver and comes through the metal of the turbine and straight into McClanes head.


"Not so chatty now Creep" Dredd says, before heading off once again to try and find where that damn music is coming from.





Dredd Master for the win.

Dredd is an uber version of Mcclaine.
Taskmaster an uber version of Snakeyes.

Judgemaster FTW

Castle would probably be a match for sam (fully loaded) and Ripley combined. Having a cowboy to distract them just makes things that little bit easier.
A relatively easy win for The Punisher with Two-Gun getting sacrificed along the way.